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(Telegraph) Amusing Lovers reportedly have sex in clock tower in broad daylight - of course that's only second hand   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 60
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CarnySaur 2009-11-25 05:35:04 AM  
At least they're not up there shooting people.

 
RealFarknMcCoy2 2009-11-25 05:37:59 AM  
I live in Sydney and shop sometimes at the Broadway shopping centre right across the street from this building (and in fact, have stayed at the Uni Lodge once), so I'm really getting a kick, etc...

 
ka1axy 2009-11-25 05:39:01 AM  
"You've all done very well."


/obs?

 
Ebert 2009-11-25 05:39:38 AM  
Good for them. Get yer kink on!!

 
JJR 2009-11-25 05:41:41 AM  
Cum on now people

 
Spaz-master 2009-11-25 05:43:55 AM  
CarnySaur-At least they're not up there shooting people.
They were just shooting up

 
Nakito 2009-11-25 05:49:26 AM  
And that's why they call it "horology."

 
No Catchy Nickname 2009-11-25 05:52:15 AM  
The property on which they displayed their affection was constructed for the Grace Bros department store in 1923, and remains one of the most prominent buildings in the city
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No wonder the guy found some pussy there.

 
rabidferret 2009-11-25 05:53:15 AM  
Came here for the "Are You Being Served?" references and left satisfied.

 
Golvernaut 2009-11-25 05:57:01 AM  
Ooh, sex in a clock tower? Of quartz!

 
primordial_soup_dragon 2009-11-25 05:58:11 AM  
RealFarknMcCoy2: I live in Sydney and shop sometimes at the Broadway shopping centre right across the street from this building (and in fact, have stayed at the Uni Lodge once), so I'm really getting a kick, etc...

Had an ex who stayed there for a while. Never made it up to the clock tower but I sure did enjoy passing the time with her in her room.

ka1axy: "You've all done very well."

Sadly the Grace Bros stores were all rebranded a few years ago. Killjoys.

 
darnelljackson 2009-11-25 05:58:38 AM  
CarnySaur: At least they're not up there shooting people.

Well one of them did end up shooting the other one.

 
Slug2468 [TotalFark] 2009-11-25 05:59:46 AM  
img.photobucket.com

What time is it boooooooy?

 
Rohasman 2009-11-25 06:03:38 AM  
For when you absolutely, positively, have to prove that you CAN last longer than two minutes.

 
Grumpybollocks 2009-11-25 06:14:38 AM  
Lovers have sex in clock tower above Sydney

Sydney said to be delighted at the free show.

He'll be in his bunk.

 
Archie Goodwin [TotalFark] 2009-11-25 06:14:59 AM  
There are one too many 'L's in the headline.

 
KOOLmike 2009-11-25 06:16:16 AM  
The Fox News version has a close-up pic. This wasn't no quickie by the looks of it. Both completely nude, the gentleman appears to be administering quite the proper pussy beating, while the lovely lady seems to be taking that cock like a real biatch should.

 
psychosis_inducing 2009-11-25 06:22:19 AM  
No Catchy Nickname:
No wonder the guy found some pussy there.



Winner.

 
buddyrtr 2009-11-25 06:28:52 AM  
Spaz-master: CarnySaur-At least they're not up there shooting people.
They were just shooting up


That depends - was he on the bottom?

 
TaxiDriver 2009-11-25 06:30:47 AM  
KOOLmike
The Fox News version has a close-up pic. This wasn't no quickie by the looks of it. Both completely nude, the gentleman appears to be administering quite the proper pussy beating, while the lovely lady seems to be taking that cock like a real biatch should.


Thanks for the play by play.

 
zefal [TotalFark] 2009-11-25 06:32:36 AM  
Mom? Anita Ward?

 
SwiftFox [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-25 06:42:59 AM  
Australian newspapers are now appealing for the couple to come forward.

Again?

 
at80eighty [TotalFark] 2009-11-25 06:52:13 AM  
someone got a good ding with a dong

 
skinink 2009-11-25 07:07:24 AM  
Ask not for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for sexy time!

 
OtherLittleGuy 2009-11-25 07:15:13 AM  
rabidferret: Came here for the "Are You Being Served?" references and left satisfied.

Good Night, Funny Most-Of-Cast

/too old

 
sniderman 2009-11-25 07:36:43 AM  
i46.tinypic.com

Sex in a clock tower, you say?

 
moops 2009-11-25 07:43:50 AM  
Great Scott!

 
Another Government Employee 2009-11-25 07:44:19 AM  
at80eighty: someone got a good ding with a dong

And the clock struck one...

 
reddot 2009-11-25 07:46:46 AM  
Out did them a few years ago

upload.wikimedia.org hotlink

 
HAMMERTOE [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-25 07:47:27 AM  
zefal: Mom? Anita Ward?

What you did there, it rings my bell.

 
fustanella 2009-11-25 08:04:56 AM  
How'd you like to have sex in the tower in the broad daylight?

 
Another Government Employee 2009-11-25 08:10:27 AM  
KOOLmike: The Fox News version has a close-up pic. This wasn't no quickie by the looks of it. Both completely nude, the gentleman appears to be administering quite the proper pussy beating, while the lovely lady seems to be taking that cock like a real biatch should.

Bow chicka bow bow...

Vivid really did need some new ideas.

 
MooseBayou 2009-11-25 08:24:10 AM  
images.uulyrics.com

 
A Boy Named Sous 2009-11-25 08:26:02 AM  
Came in here looking for Meow Said the Dog.....

 
GoddessofSnowandIce [TotalFark] 2009-11-25 08:27:23 AM  
1.21 gigatwats!

 
EZ Writer 2009-11-25 08:31:33 AM  
So, babby is formed in clock?

 
Archie Goodwin [TotalFark] 2009-11-25 08:36:30 AM  
GoddessofSnowandIce: 1.21 gigatwats!

Needs more jiggywatts.

 
dj_spanmaster 2009-11-25 08:40:41 AM  
I am supportive of actions like these.

 
h2oincfs 2009-11-25 08:51:28 AM  
I understand. In this hectic time, hour people supposed to get a minute alone? When Opportunity chimes at your door, you have to spring up and strike while you can. It's just too bad it was in a place where so many people could watch. I hope they were able to save a little face.

 
fustanella 2009-11-25 09:02:48 AM  
1.21 giggitywatts

 
lukelightning 2009-11-25 09:17:41 AM  
Sounds like a porno. "Hickory Dickory Cock"

 
Spirit Hammer 2009-11-25 09:54:44 AM  
KOOLmike: The Fox News version has a close-up pic. This wasn't no quickie by the looks of it. Both completely nude, the gentleman appears to be administering quite the proper pussy beating, while the lovely lady seems to be taking that cock like a real biatch should.

Linky?

 
Bad bit in the bit bucket 2009-11-25 09:57:03 AM  
No Catchy Nickname: The property on which they displayed their affection was constructed for the Grace Bros department store in 1923, and remains one of the most prominent buildings in the city

No wonder the guy found some pussy there.


Are you free Mr. Humphries?
IIII'mmm freeeeeeeeee.........

 
Cooper420 2009-11-25 09:59:09 AM  
Back when I was 15-16, I'd bang my girlfriend wherever I could. If we were out with friends, it meant finding somewhere away from them.

I can remember being in a fairly large park in the middle of the afternoon sitting on a bench under a tree and getting a bj.

I didn't really care about the public aspect, I just wanted to get laid all the time, and my gf was willing to let me do what I wanted.

Man I miss being a teen.

 
MBooda 2009-11-25 10:35:21 AM  
Jimmy and Kimmy, sitting in a tree...
www.austinchronicle.com

 
solokumba 2009-11-25 10:35:34 AM  
Could be worse.
www.dareland.com

 
mofomisfit 2009-11-25 10:51:52 AM  
This just in: People have sex; say it "feels good." More at 11.

 
Another Government Employee 2009-11-25 10:55:14 AM  
mofomisfit: This just in: People have sex; say it "feels good." More at 11.

Approves.

www.wicked-vision.com

 
PatientZero 2009-11-25 11:01:18 AM  
Spirit Hammer: KOOLmike: The Fox News version has a close-up pic. This wasn't no quickie by the looks of it. Both completely nude, the gentleman appears to be administering quite the proper pussy beating, while the lovely lady seems to be taking that cock like a real biatch should.

Linky?


Fark the FoxNews article -- try the Sydney article: Link

Said German traveller Dirk Gensler, "I thought it was pretty cool."

 
buddyrtr 2009-11-25 11:04:50 AM  
reddot: Out did them a few years ago

hotlink


Pictorial proof, please...

 
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