You try? Try now. Very tasty. Good for you. Try one. It good.


Damn toothpick hustlers


(Subby +1)

Or the phone salesmen.

They go after people with MUCH more tenacity than sharks in the midst of a feeding frenzy.

Right to bear arms.

<insert crying eagle here>

or the fingernail buffing thingie. Get that disgusting blue lotion away from me.

I prefer persistent orange chicken lady, I go to her side of the food court, though I will probably eventually get around to bourbon chicken lady's side. Hey, free food.

I'd have shot those freaks who spray odors on the escalator handrails so your hands smell like sixteen different perfumes & colognes. It's so gross.

jesus christ yes. i'd never experienced haggling in a food court at a mall in socal/norcal/phoenix but now that i live in florida i can't walk 10 feet without having chicken thrown in my face. makes for a free lunch when i'm in the mood and want to walk by each restaurant but it's annoying as fark.

Dangyou: Hey, free food.

Um, THIS.

They still have malls?

+1 for Subby.....you rule!

I live close to Alderwood Mall, and I LOVE the bourbon chicken at the Cajun Grill.

/Been addicted to it since high school.

OK I wonder if:

1. Was a safety-less model (glock, revolver) and he was carrying IWB without a holster, dropped it, tried to save it: BOOM

2. Was pocket carrying and was playing around in his pocket (idiot...)

3. Trying to be cool, pulls gun to show friend, drops, reaches, BOOM.


Been carrying for years: my bullets only go downrange.

If it later happens that it was a purely accidental discharge and not him carrying a model (old Colt SAA) that can be dropped on a hammer and shoot... hope you recover. If not: don't be stupid.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Or the phone salesmen.

They go after people with MUCH more tenacity than sharks in the midst of a feeding frenzy.


I hate those miserable farkers.

/Don't pretend you're my friend.
//Because you're not.

I went to a mall once about 3 years ago. I went another time about 6 or 7 years ago. Before that I don't really remember. The Westlake mall in Seattle about 1993 maybe? Doesn't sound like I've missed much.

I'm just surprised that it didn't happen at the ghetto Southcenter Mall.

I'm always kind of surprised at how crappy Westlake Mall is. From the location it seems like it should be nice (near the big downtown department stores etc) but inside it is mostly crappy stores and kids hanging around. Last time I was in there for some reason I found there was a beanbag chair store (wtf?) and it looked like all the stoner kids hung out there, one of them was apparently an employee...

Kitchen_Duty: If it later happens that it was a purely accidental discharge...hope you recover.

Good to see somebody is standing up for the proud warriors who accidentally fire guns into a crowds.

Necrosis: Last time I was in there for some reason I found there was a beanbag chair store (wtf?)

That closed down and has been replaced with .... some plywood.

FYI the FYE store is going out of business too. I think it was a museum that held the ancient music tablets called "CDs"

Once in a while I check out the Japanese dollar store. I'm amused by the smiling faces (WTF is a smiling octopus doing on a sponge!?) but most of the store is crap.

Was his name Plaxico?

lelio: Once in a while I check out the Japanese dollar store. I'm amused by the smiling faces (WTF is a smiling octopus doing on a sponge!?) but most of the store is crap.


That's my business.

Did this happen at the mall white people go to, or the mall white people used to go to?

The_Sponge: I'm just surprised that it didn't happen at the ghetto Southcenter Mall.

Southcenter is pretty ghet-tastic. However, the first thing I thought of were those damned asians at the teriyaki place at Northgate.

/hate those people
//NO I DON'T WANT FREAKING TERIYAKI

Woah! Bourbon chicken is a franchise? My entire life is turned upside-down. Seriously; I'm not kidding.

It used to be fun to go into Sharper Image and play with all the innovative toys there which were absurdly too expensive to actually buy. But, with SI gone under, there's no reason to go there anymore.

Here's (new window) a more complete version of events, linked to from the comments.

Sad and weird, but still my favorite Fark headline so far this week.

Urinal Cake Mix: Southcenter is pretty ghet-tastic. However, the first thing I thought of were those damned asians at the teriyaki place at Northgate.

WHY is that shiat so rubbery and slimy?

Darn. I linked to the wrong one. I'll just go away now, sorry.

Malls that are dead or dying: Dead Malls (new window)

KOOLmike: Did this happen at the mall white people go to?

I'm thinking no, because white people usually shoot their families before turning the gun on themselves.

as long as they arent like the creepy massage ladies who sneak up behind you and start rubbing your shoulders

/shudder

this made me LOL because i had the bourbon chicken today. mango chicken too!

/yay msg!

Links: Urinal Cake Mix: Southcenter is pretty ghet-tastic. However, the first thing I thought of were those damned asians at the teriyaki place at Northgate.

WHY is that shiat so rubbery and slimy?

No idea. If I want good stuff I go to Teriyaki Time off 145th or that random place in the middle of Klahanie.

I miss the Cajun And Grill. Say what you will, but for fast food the bourbon chicken burger is fairly nice.

No, I hate those people that farking push the GOD DAMN LOTION I DON'T WANT. I ignore them.... walk on by, don't look.

Other wise Town East Mall is ok. But they do have the creepy dude who tries to push teriyaki chicken during lunch.

jaytkay: KOOLmike: Did this happen at the mall white people go to?

I'm thinking no, because white people usually shoot their families before turning the gun on themselves.

Oh, it doesn't have to be family, but I see your point.

I'd rather shoot myself than eat that nasty 'chicken.' Seriously, that shiat is awful. No amount of free makes up for awful.

cheap_thoughts: No, I hate those people that farking push the GOD DAMN LOTION I DON'T WANT. I ignore them.... walk on by, don't look.

Protip: don't go to Taboo Video for your Christmas shopping

lelio: cheap_thoughts: No, I hate those people that farking push the GOD DAMN LOTION I DON'T WANT. I ignore them.... walk on by, don't look.

Protip: don't go to Taboo Video for your Christmas shopping

But i love the smell of jizz in the morning....

Oznog: It used to be fun to go into Sharper Image and play with all the innovative toys there which were absurdly too expensive to actually buy. But, with SI gone under, there's no reason to go there anymore.

Do you have a Brookstone near you? It's basically the same store. And I do the same thing. Wooooo, expensive toys to play with!

But I rarely go to the mall anymore because of the farking kiosk douchebags. I swear to god, one of these days, I'm gonna snap and punch one of them. No, my nails are fine. Yes, my hair sucks, but no, you can't touch it. No, my phone works perfectly fine for what I need it for. And I don't need a farking ShamWow.

Bourbon chikken for you, sah! Tie our bourbon chikken!

The last annoying trend I noticed was the weird eyebrow floss people. I always wondered who was the first person to think of that. Was it a cat-in-the-cradle game gone horribly wrong? (Over... under... And...Diamond! Wait- aurghhhahhrr!!!! I have no eyebrows!!! Call 911!)

Crackers Are a Family Food: But I rarely go to the mall anymore because of the farking kiosk douchebags. I swear to god, one of these days, I'm gonna snap and punch one of them. No, my nails are fine. Yes, my hair sucks, but no, you can't touch it. No, my phone works perfectly fine for what I need it for. And I don't need a farking ShamWow.

This. Malls suck nowadays. It's like going to an indoor carnival complete with the slick high-school dropout carnie workers giving you the annoying high-pressure sales pitch to get you to buy a worthless trinket.

I'm sensitive to MSG, so I can't eat any of that crappy food the oriental women are always trying to give away. I just tell them to STFU.

Take the damn sample, TAKE IT NOW!

Hmmm, this does seem like an ideal day to go mall ratting. I love how they have GameStop and Babbages. Two names, same company. Wouldn't they be more profitable if they stopped competing with each other? And for the trip down memory lane, there is Spencer's.

The thing is guys, that lady is generaly blind as a bat and has poor sonar. You can walk past her 20 times and have a fairly wholesome meal. Don't knock it.

Subby wins the "Best of the Day" award if there were one....

Approves.

YOU EAT A SAMPULL, DAMMIT!!

I'm so sorry, sample master....

RAH RAH REE
SHOOT MYSELF IN THE KNEE

RAH RAH RASS
SHOOT MYSELF IN THE OTHER KNEE

Ah, bourbon chicken lady, you don't have to give me a toothpick to sell me the ambiguous meat you are calling "chicken".

You had me at "Herrow".

Mordis: I love how they have GameStop and Babbages. Two names, same company. Wouldn't they be more profitable if they stopped competing with each other?

Probably not. Both stores can charge the exact same prices. With two in the same place under different names, people are more likely to go into both of them during a single trip than they would two different locations of the same store.

Also the corporate office can use the sales figures from both to make them compete with each other and draw profit from both ends.