From that headline, i don't know if this is about a horrible natural disaster, or a bad porno....

fap?

Heh heh heh... Heh heh heh heh heh heh... Heh heh heh heh...

I'm still blaming Chinese cloud seeding

Do they eat cocky leeky soup there?

I liked this headline better last week.

It came hard on them, I see.

Cockermouth?

They may have gotten to Cockermouth, but they won't get to Cumbria.

It's still flooded.

I barely even knew her mouth!

Penis.

D- the link FAILED TO DELIVER

Now that's a swollen river!

Don't see what's so funny about Cockermouth. They probably eat Spotted Dick there, too.

/have a friend from that neck of the woods
//lived in Workington. Glad she moved.

I sampled some of the pictures. That doesn't look all that bad as far as flooding goes. Yeah, I know this is about the funny names.

Head for high ground.

Shostie: Heh heh heh... Heh heh heh heh heh heh... Heh heh heh heh...

....he said in her mouth.

I see what you did there....

cockermouth
cockhermouth
...??

oh...I get it. Didn't get it the first time I came. Second time is always better.

I Cambria.

Farker T: Head for high ground.

Cry me a river.

My mind is too clean. I thought of this first.

Seriously, this doesn't look too bad. Especially since they got the most rain in 24 hours ever. Guess the soil is so accustomed to rain that a lot of it is absorbed. Compare to a flash flood in the desert southwest in the normally dry arroyos. Now that's a high runoff to rain ratio!
/hydrometeorologist

(Almost broke my wrist trying to click all those damned links...)

BenchBucket: (Almost broke my wrist trying to click all those damned links...)

Did you accidentally the whole thing?

Link is very NSFW

Picture 66 brings it all home.
This was our 9/11.

Never forget.

An elaborate game of towers of hanoi?

Any news from the isolated village of Tonguersnatch yet?

A broadcast news rarity these days, an actuality from Saturday afternoon, shortly after the water went down

Link (new window)

Ewww... subby.

The sky, the sky, water falls from it!

Flee!
Scurry!

High Water Everywhere...High Water Everywhere...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqMzGb1VTDo

Joe Bonnamassa doing Charlie Patton!

Photo tagline wins for aptly-named places:

Photo 3, 18 "Trout Hotel"
Photo 15, 57 "Riverside restaurant"

//well, they are now

Don't live near farking rivers.

That is all.

Flooding, or as we like to call it here in the american Midwest: Spring

luckyeddie: Any news from the isolated village of Tonguersnatch yet?

aye wash away in a gusher it was

Thank you BenchBucket; a true gentleman you are.

BenchBucket: (Almost broke my wrist trying to click all those damned links...)

and you hotlinked them all

jondiced: BenchBucket: (Almost broke my wrist trying to click all those damned links...)

and you hotlinked them all

forgot to add, "you beautiful bastard"

Well.

Obviously not dicking around then ;)

brownbread: An elaborate game of towers of hanoi?

What's Angela Merkel doing in there?

Floods repeating? That makes no sense.

powhound: Second time is always better.

That's what SHE said!