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(College Humor) Amusing Star Wars Facebook status updates. Something something Dark Side something something   (collegehumor.com) divider line 97
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BigSnatch [TotalFark] 2009-11-24 07:34:43 PM  
Insanely stupid.


/I LOLed

 
Aboleth 2009-11-24 08:28:13 PM  
Strangely enough, I got the link first from a couple different feed on Facebook.

Fark, you're slacking.

 
GaidinBDJ [TotalFark] 2009-11-24 08:31:25 PM  
Luke Skywalker is off to bullseye womp rats in my T-16.

Luke Skywalker Off to Toshe Station. POWER CONVERTERS!

Luke Skywalker is grounded by my Uncle.

Luke Skywalker is off buying droids with my dumass uncle.

Luke Skywalker OMG!! I FOUND A GAY ROBOT!!!!!

 
Ivo Shandor 2009-11-24 08:31:37 PM  
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Gunny Highway 2009-11-24 08:33:49 PM  
Jawa is Utini

 
MIguy [TotalFark] 2009-11-24 08:34:00 PM  
Haha those are great.

 
skinink 2009-11-24 08:34:47 PM  
Some farkin Jawa keeps updating my page with stupid Mafia Wars request.

 
Mrs. Chomsky 2009-11-24 08:34:55 PM  
MIguy: Haha those are great.

they were much better than I thought it would be! (episode 1)

 
simpsonfan 2009-11-24 08:35:00 PM  
Anakin Skywalker: I want to kill Jar Jar.

Obi Wan Kenobi: I want to kill Jar Jar.

C3P0: I want to kill Jar Jar.

 
McManus_brothers [TotalFark] 2009-11-24 08:35:52 PM  
Wicket W. Warrick is yub yub

 
Forty-Two [TotalFark] 2009-11-24 08:36:28 PM  
I like that Leia's profile pic is more of Han than her -- it's not in character for her, but it's indicative of females on Facebook who are "in a relationship."

 
Evil-Imposter 2009-11-24 08:39:19 PM  
Pretty funny - like someone else said, moreso than I thought they would be. I'd like to have seen Yoda's status updates. "Monday, it is already again. oh shiat."

 
WTF Indeed 2009-11-24 08:39:58 PM  
How is this on College Humor and not Fark or 4chan first? The internet is slacking...

 
Tachikoma [TotalFark] 2009-11-24 08:40:26 PM  
Chewie was awesome.

/every time I see Mark Hamill's face I hear the Joker's cackle
//kinda ruins it

 
JesterJames 2009-11-24 08:41:47 PM  
Admiral Ackbar is a trap!

 
McManus_brothers [TotalFark] 2009-11-24 08:43:30 PM  
Lando Calrissian just became administrator of Cloud City! It comes with a free cyborg assistant lol! Works every time!

 
kombat_unit 2009-11-24 08:45:07 PM  
That was excellent!!!

 
CMVenom 2009-11-24 08:46:18 PM  
Count Dooku became a fan of Using The Force To Work The Keyboard.

 
Gunny Highway 2009-11-24 08:46:55 PM  
Boba Fett is

 
technicaldisaster 2009-11-24 08:47:48 PM  
www.zwixy.com

\Hot.
\\First Fark picture post.
\\\Am I doing it right?

 
whenIsayGO 2009-11-24 08:48:02 PM  
Forty-Two: I like that Leia's profile pic is more of Han than her -- it's not in character for her, but it's indicative of females on Facebook who are "in a relationship."

I noticed that too! Nice attention to detail on these, like how Luke's picture updates in later posts.

 
Titor's Time Machine 2009-11-24 08:49:25 PM  
Han Solo thinks there's an awful lot of moisture in here...

Leia WTF? My brother reads this!

Han Solo Relax, sweetheart. It was a joke.

Leia Yeah well your 'ground' feels funny...doesn't feel like rock.

 
mdbuff12 2009-11-24 08:50:06 PM  
Meh, the superhero Fb updates were much better.

 
ProdigalSigh 2009-11-24 08:51:00 PM  
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R2theD2 could sort all this shiat out for you if you just gave him a god damn voice synthesizer.

 
flaming99 2009-11-24 08:51:17 PM  
This is better than when the Emperor discovered the formula for great Star Wars dialogue:

"Something, something, something, dark side. Something, something, something complete."

 
Katalyst 2009-11-24 08:52:38 PM  
Classic Wedge.

That's funny stuff right there.

 
Swampthing in Korea [TotalFark] 2009-11-24 08:53:37 PM  
That is totally awesome. I did, in fact, lol.

 
SapperInTexas 2009-11-24 08:54:16 PM  
R2-D2
- C3-PO likes this

 
Bonanza Jellybean 2009-11-24 08:55:12 PM  
Crappy untill the Chewie lines, at which I LOL'd.

/ESB fan

 
penceyprepreject 2009-11-24 08:55:47 PM  
hot like mustafar!!

/i lol'd
//shameless fangirl

 
moops 2009-11-24 08:59:38 PM  
Jango Fett My clone rugrat is bugging the shiat outta me. If I smack him up nice, is it child abuse since I'm smacking myself?

 
No Such Agency 2009-11-24 09:00:12 PM  
Nien Nunb is totally going to get crazy laid back on Sullust when they hear about this Death Star II business.
30 minutes ago

Sian Tew GJ d00d!
22 minutes ago

Tallana Nunb That's not the sort of talk your cluster-mother likes to hear, young spawn!
11 minutes ago

Sian Tew OMG pwned. Nice going hero ;)
10 minutes ago

 
sub_harmonic 2009-11-24 09:01:03 PM  
shiat's funny

 
Mikehod 2009-11-24 09:01:15 PM  
I was totally like L to the O to the L on that one!

I wish there was a way to shorten L to the O to the L

oh wait... LAUGHING OT LOUD!!

nice!

 
Msol [TotalFark] 2009-11-24 09:04:58 PM  
"GOD DAMN IT, THREEPIO!"

I laughed.

 
SapperInTexas 2009-11-24 09:05:01 PM  
Mikehod: I was totally like L to the O to the L on that one!

I wish there was a way to shorten L to the O to the L

oh wait... LAUGHING OT LOUD!!

nice!


LAUGHTER OL!

 
Whodat? 2009-11-24 09:05:15 PM  
Dude, that was pretty good.

 
scamp-dun-emer 2009-11-24 09:05:33 PM  
Titor's Time Machine: Han Solo thinks there's an awful lot of moisture in here...

Leia WTF? My brother reads this!

Han Solo Relax, sweetheart. It was a joke.

Leia Yeah well your 'ground' feels funny...doesn't feel like rock.


heh.

 
moops 2009-11-24 09:16:31 PM  
Jek Tono Porkins I could go for some fried womprat right about now.

 
boonfarker 2009-11-24 09:19:28 PM  
Grand Moff Tarkin really blew it today; thinking about changing deodorants

 
Dalar [TotalFark] 2009-11-24 09:20:41 PM  
I long for the days when Star Wars was not so ubiquitous.

 
LeafyGreens 2009-11-24 09:21:07 PM  
technicaldisaster: \Hot.
\\First Fark picture post.
\\\Am I doing it right?


Oh yes. I wasn't sure when I clicked on this thread that that was what I wanted, but you satisfied me.

Oh, you satisfied me.

 
lithappens 2009-11-24 09:21:13 PM  
Uncle Owen is drinking blue milk

 
Gunny Highway 2009-11-24 09:23:00 PM  
Jaba the Hutt Hu hu hu
Salacious Krum He he he

 
spyderqueen 2009-11-24 09:24:36 PM  
Msol: "GOD DAMN IT, THREEPIO!"

I laughed.


That was where I nearly pulled a muscle trying to keep the laughter in at work.

 
scalpod 2009-11-24 09:24:42 PM  
Dalar: I long for the days when Star Wars was not so ubiquitous.

1976? Yeah...

 
ProdigalSigh 2009-11-24 09:26:13 PM  
Yoda tonight steak is having.

 
skinink 2009-11-24 09:28:56 PM  
Obi wan Kenobi is going to the clinic to get a Midi-chlorian inoculation

 
DiscoSuperfly 2009-11-24 09:33:29 PM  
** GONK **

 
technicaldisaster 2009-11-24 09:33:57 PM  
Gunny Highway: Jaba the Hutt Hu hu hu
Salacious Krum He he he


The Walrus Ha ha ha

 
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