That's like slumming, seriously. When you become a god of a football player (Tom Brady, AP, Peyton) then you date goddesses, not groupies.

Not to be all studman69 here, and I'd certainly hit it, but meh, she's not all that, as the headline suggests. I could go take a walk down the street for 15 minutes right now and see at 5 better-looking random girls in that 15 minutes.*

*Your mileage may vary. Statement only valid in selected locations, including but not limited to California, Colorado, Southern Florida, and New York City. Statement not valid in certain locations, including but not limited to Nebraska, Arkansas, Alabama, or Iowa.

Cyberluddite: *Your mileage may vary. Statement only valid in selected locations, including but not limited to California, Colorado, Southern Florida, and New York City. Statement not valid in certain locations, including but not limited to Nebraska, Arkansas, Alabama, or Iowa.

Hey, you forgot Texas, we have hot women. Crazy, but hot.

andrew131: Hey, you forgot Texas, we have hot women. Crazy, but hot.

The problem with Texas is, depending on the region, you have them on both ends of the scale, so it doesn't easily fit into one category or the other.

She has some big legs

Too short. Definitely a spinner, though, if you like that.

Man. He's the luckiest bastard on the planet.

I guess I should tryout for a shiatty football team and suck at football and get myself a hot gymnast too!

/I dig gymnasts. They're toned like crazy.

Cyberluddite: andrew131: Hey, you forgot Texas, we have hot women. Crazy, but hot.

The problem with Texas is, depending on the region, you have them on both ends of the scale, so it doesn't easily fit into one category or the other.

Just pull out your handy reference chart.


/if she wasn't a gymnast she'd be a 7 in Dallas.

well, Kyle Boller is dating Carrie Prejean

But is Ms. Sacramone courageous enough to date Brady Quinn?

Also, where's the non-SbB link so we can RTFA?

Cyberluddite: Not to be all studman69 here, and I'd certainly hit it, but meh, she's not all that, as the headline suggests. I could go take a walk down the street for 15 minutes right now and see at 5 better-looking random girls in that 15 minutes.*

*Your mileage may vary. Statement only valid in selected locations, including but not limited to California, Colorado, Southern Florida, and New York City. Statement not valid in certain locations, including but not limited to Nebraska, Arkansas, Alabama, or Iowa.

Actually, any decent-sized college campus will probably do. Hell, you probably can find some hotties at Frozen Bear College in Moose Clit, ND.

Cyberluddite: Not to be all studman69 here, and I'd certainly hit it, but meh, she's not all that, as the headline suggests. I could go take a walk down the street for 15 minutes right now and see at 5 better-looking random girls in that 15 minutes.*

*Your mileage may vary. Statement only valid in selected locations, including but not limited to California, Colorado, Southern Florida, and New York City. Statement not valid in certain locations, including but not limited to Nebraska, Arkansas, Alabama, or Iowa.

you have obviously never been to the University of Alabama. or Auburn, for that matter. SEC girls are hot.

top four hottie schools in the SEC:

1) Ole Miss
2-3) Alabama/Auburn
4) Georgia

Huh, that's a surprise. I didn't even know she had a penis.

and i'm a dumbass and failed to mention Florida.

Quinn isn't so much of an ineffective QB, he's more of an average QB on an ineffective team, with ineffective coaches, and an ineffective front office.

skinink: "I am the Gatekeeper. Are you the Keymaster?"

That picture is all I need to conclude she'd protect Quinn's blindside better in the pocket.

/feel free to turn that into a dirty comment, if you can

something something Brady Quinn is a homosexual etc.

I think, when it comes to bad QBs with hot girlfriends, Cade McNown and Tim Couch doubling up on Heather Kozar has to be up there. McNown gets double bonus points for running away with Brande Roderick to Mexico and getting banned from the Playboy Mansion as a result.

What, you want pictures? Kay.

Kozar:



Broderick:

Maybe he's trying to slumpbust and failing that too?

peachpicker: Huh, that's a surprise. I didn't even know she had a penis.

Hur hur hur. At the end of the day, BQ is an NFL quarterback with looooottttttts of money and he gets to bang an olympic gymnast chick. Keep up those "Dah, he's gay" jokes if they help make your pathetic little existence feel better but we both know you would kill your entire family to switch lives with him for a day.

downtownkid: peachpicker: Huh, that's a surprise. I didn't even know she had a penis.

Hur hur hur. At the end of the day, BQ is an NFL quarterback with looooottttttts of money and he gets to bang an olympic gymnast chick. Keep up those "Dah, he's gay" jokes if they help make your pathetic little existence feel better but we both know you would kill your entire family to switch lives with him for a day.

Take it easy, Alicia. Don't strike anyone with those strong masculine fists.

I'd let her crush my torso, vice grip style. Then I'd remind Brady that his sister married the guy who rocked him in the 2006 Fiesta Bowl. Twice.

With pics of what 21-year-old gymnasts may look like.

I'm glad that line was added because my guess was age 15 by the pix in TFA.

Still not as big of a "talent gap" as Sasha Vujacic dating Maria Sharapova. As a die-hard Laker fan, even I can't justify that one.

Cyberluddite: Not to be all studman69 here, and I'd certainly hit it, but meh, she's not all that, as the headline suggests. I could go take a walk down the street for 15 minutes right now and see at 5 better-looking random girls in that 15 minutes.

Dude, she's a gymnast. You know how many positions she can bend herself into? Me neither! That's what's crazy about farking a gymnast. Not to mention the spinner aspect. That's like, 3-4 extra points right there.

1)Gymnast=flexible
2)hot toned body/great ass
3)doesnt look like a typical bimbo
4)Short girls rock
5)Did I mention great ass yet?

Brady Quinn, you might not be able to throw a touchdown, but you are scoring like the big boys...way to go...

\My girlfriend is only 5'1...loves me short women.

She could sack me.

Very cute I think.

It's quite a bit early to judge Quinn's career, wouldn't you say? Besides, he is dating her. Big deal.

Eh, gymnasts are weirdly muscle-y and boobless.

kxs401: Eh, gymnasts are weirdly muscle-y and boobless.

You may want to look at those pics again. She appears to have a decent rack.

Cyberluddite: Not to be all studman69 here, and I'd certainly hit it, but meh, she's not all that, as the headline suggests. I could go take a walk down the street for 15 minutes right now and see at 5 better-looking random girls in that 15 minutes.*

*Your mileage may vary. Statement only valid in selected locations, including but not limited to California, Colorado, Southern Florida, and New York City. Statement not valid in certain locations, including but not limited to Nebraska, Arkansas, Alabama, or Iowa.

Actually you would be pretty surprised how many good looking midwestern girls there are. Sheer volume of course helps the coasts but we aren't doing so bad here in the middle of nowhere.

downtownkid:
Hur hur hur. At the end of the day, BQ is an NFL quarterback with looooottttttts of money and he gets to bang an olympic gymnast chick. Keep up those "Dah, he's gay" jokes if they help make your pathetic little existence feel better but we both know you would kill your entire family to switch lives with him for a day.

I honestly didn't expect a white knight to show up for Brady Quinn.

kxs401: boobless.

watch college gymnastics sometimes, you'll see that's not always true.

NotEric: I honestly didn't expect a white knight to show up for Brady Quinn.

This is Fark, we have people who honestly try to defend AT&T, so it shouldn't be too surprising.

kxs401: Eh, gymnasts are weirdly muscle-y and boobless.

Just because they arent sagging to their knees doesnt mean they arent quite luscious, I dated a girl with a korean dad, german mom and love gymnastics, was all state here in georgia for 3 years. She had to wear a bandage to hold her tits flatter and the things she could do, lets just say when those legs are developed all the muscles in the pelvic region were developed.

/some of the best sex ever

steamingpile: kxs401: Eh, gymnasts are weirdly muscle-y and boobless.

Just because they arent sagging to their knees doesnt mean they arent quite luscious, I dated a girl with a korean dad, german mom and love gymnastics, was all state here in georgia for 3 years. She had to wear a bandage to hold her tits flatter and the things she could do, lets just say when those legs are developed all the muscles in the pelvic region were developed.

/some of the best sex ever

cool story bro

zunkus: Actually you would be pretty surprised how many good looking midwestern girls there are. Sheer volume of course helps the coasts but we aren't doing so bad here in the middle of nowhere.

I think we can all agree here, as long as it's not Chicago, there are hot girls to be found.

Fark.com "Athlete's Wife or Girlfriend" Threads:

Ridiculously Beyond Hot: "rofl stop goin for 10's i wuold prefer a wife who is easy on the eyes not a bimbo like that"
Looks Like a Normal Human Being: "why are u wasting ur time on that??? lol ur an athlete geez man ur standard's are low"

Visualingo: Cyberluddite: Not to be all studman69 here, and I'd certainly hit it, but meh, she's not all that, as the headline suggests. I could go take a walk down the street for 15 minutes right now and see at 5 better-looking random girls in that 15 minutes.

Dude, she's a gymnast. You know how many positions she can bend herself into? Me neither! That's what's crazy about farking a gymnast. Not to mention the spinner aspect. That's like, 3-4 extra points right there.

That shiat so tight your dick would explode...with happiness!

NotEric: downtownkid:
Hur hur hur. At the end of the day, BQ is an NFL quarterback with looooottttttts of money and he gets to bang an olympic gymnast chick. Keep up those "Dah, he's gay" jokes if they help make your pathetic little existence feel better but we both know you would kill your entire family to switch lives with him for a day.

I honestly didn't expect a white knight to show up for Brady Quinn.

Whatevs, dude. Go ahead with your "white knights" or your "studman69's" or whatever. Truth is, he's banging a smoking hot chick. Only difference bewteen you and I is that I'm realistic about acknowledging it.

this_is_ace: Cyberluddite: Not to be all studman69 here, and I'd certainly hit it, but meh, she's not all that, as the headline suggests. I could go take a walk down the street for 15 minutes right now and see at 5 better-looking random girls in that 15 minutes.*

*Your mileage may vary. Statement only valid in selected locations, including but not limited to California, Colorado, Southern Florida, and New York City. Statement not valid in certain locations, including but not limited to Nebraska, Arkansas, Alabama, or Iowa.

you have obviously never been to the University of Alabama. or Auburn, for that matter. SEC girls are hot.

top four hottie schools in the SEC:

1) Ole Miss
2-3) Alabama/Auburn
4) Georgia

I agree, but Vanderbilt has to be put on any list. We don't have that big a school, but in terms of hottie-to-uggo, I guarantee we're top 5 in the nation.

/It's because of all the gold-digger's daughters
//Our cheerleaders are poor examples

Isn't she the one who knocked some frat guy out cold? 'Cause I find that incredibly attractive.

KiwDaWabbit: Isn't she the one who knocked some frat guy out cold? 'Cause I find that incredibly attractive.

yup. it was in teh article, but you're too important to check the article, right?

/good left

The_Six_Fingered_Man: I'd let her crush my torso, vice grip style. Then I'd remind Brady that his sister married the guy who rocked him in the 2006 Fiesta Bowl. Twice.



If I were A.J. I'd remind Brady that I'd hit his sister harder from behind.

/Would blindside his sister and girlfriend

Tim Tebow isn't even in the league yet, and is doing better.


/link as hot as her
//cliche slashies ftw

The Hammer Is My Penis: Tim Tebow isn't even in the league yet, and is doing better.


/link as hot as her
//cliche slashies ftw

He's also a virgin, so take that relationship with a grain of salt.