You would've figured the rabbi or even the imam should've seen what happened to the pastor and walked around the bar instead.

That musta hurt!

/two blondes walk into a bar...

A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi were walking past a shoolyard full of children.

The priest says, "Hey, Rabbi, lets go over and fark some little boys".

The rabbi says, "fark them? Out of what?"

...and are faced with a login screen for a newspaper that blocks anonymous internet access.

/whee
//no interest in signing up

A priest, rabbi and imam walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "What is this, a joke?".

At least two of them are wrong.

/hot, butt knot really

...and I don't know the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Gabbin' about God

There is no ivisible shy wizard! Your friendship is a waste of time!!1! Your religions poison everything dammit!

How was the Indian food. I like curry.

Where do you bury the survivors?

The Priest says " Gimme a beer."
The Rabbi says " Do you have Manischewitz?"
The Imam says" I keeeeel you!"

no time ot read the article yet, but it sounds pretty damn interesting. We need to highlight these things more often. Id say 75 % of our problems are a result of peoples misconceptions. People simply think devout people of different faiths cannot get along. But its not true. And as a result of this misgudied belief, people think a peace between cultures is impossible if not simply too difficult to figure out.

Wow. Three people who actually tolerate each others religion without killing each other. Now if we could just convince the other two billion people who need some sort of God in their lives to do the same.............

Ponzholio: Where do you bury the survivors?

Came in to joke about something blowing up. I like yours better.

That's great, the .5% of the Muslim population that are Sufi can get along with others.

xanadian: You would've figured the rabbi or even the imam should've seen what happened to the pastor and walked around the bar instead.

That musta hurt!

/two blondes walk into a bar...

I was gonna say..."Didn't anybody duck?"

vinnydoz007: no time ot read the article yet, but it sounds pretty damn interesting. We need to highlight these things more often. Id say 75 % of our problems are a result of peoples misconceptions. People simply think devout people of different faiths cannot get along. But its not true. And as a result of this misgudied belief, people think a peace between cultures is impossible if not simply too difficult to figure out.

If peace were simply 2 dudes talking over beer, it would be easy.

The complexity of interests & money & politics in Israel & the territories is far above the level of religion versus religion.

/it's not a religious problem, it's a human problem. If it isn't the religion, it would be some other shiat.

A Caliph, Rabbi, and a Bishop walk in to a bar/ One says to the other "Brother we haven't gotten very far."

And the Buddist Monk walked into a pizza joint and said, "Make me one with everything."

We're in ur tavernz
Spreading toxic meemz

The Aristocrats!

suck my dick I'm a shark

Three witch doctors.

Yeah, I don't see this going over well with the fundie Christians...or the fundie Jews...or the fundie Muslims.

Serious Black: Yeah, I don't see this going over well with the fundie Christians...or the fundie Jews...or the fundie Muslims.

I think the key part is where they discuss things from their respective holy books that they don't believe to be literally true. That's a smitin'.

then Abraham killed his son,

Get it? they are all Abrahamic religions, three sects of the same religion.

...and the bartender says, "what is this, a joke?"

A reform jew, a unitarian, and a black muslim walk into an indian restaurant...

Serious Black: Yeah, I don't see this going over well with the fundie Christians...or the fundie Jews...or the fundie Muslims.

But we can still beat up on the Scientologists, right?

beoswulf: Sufi

Yeah. This.

Disappointing.

Mouser: Serious Black: Yeah, I don't see this going over well with the fundie Christians...or the fundie Jews...or the fundie Muslims.

But we can still beat up on the Scientologists, right?

Beating up scientologists is always acceptable.

A priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. But there's no rabbi and no shaman, and it's actually my 8th birthday, and the priest is molesting me.

And the priest is my father and he isn't a priest.



My father molested me.

A lot.

Impeesa: A priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. But there's no rabbi and no shaman, and it's actually my 8th birthday, and the priest is molesting me.

And the priest is my father and he isn't a priest.


My father molested me.

A lot.

Pics or GTFO

Mouser: Serious Black: Yeah, I don't see this going over well with the fundie Christians...or the fundie Jews...or the fundie Muslims.

But we can still beat up on the Scientologists, right?

Hell yes we can!

Well...maybe not. I mean, they do like suing a lot of people. And I certainly don't have enough money to defend myself in a lawsuit from the "church" of Scientology.

/Stupid money-grubbing chumps
//Thanks for ruining Katie Holmes for us, Tommy

Mouser: Serious Black: Yeah, I don't see this going over well with the fundie Christians...or the fundie Jews...or the fundie Muslims.

But we can still beat up on the Scientologists, right?

and the Irish

I'm a frayed knot.

A pastor, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. All three worship non-existant gods and adhere to fabricated belief systems.

Stupid farking religious people.

dfxdeimos: A pastor, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. All three worship non-existant gods and adhere to fabricated belief systems.

Stupid farking religious people.

Good one. You really zinged them there.

Serious Black: Yeah, I don't see this going over well with the fundie Christians...or the fundie Jews...or the fundie Muslims.

The fundie agnostics are torn.

medius: I'm a frayed knot.

Ha, that is one of my faves !!!!!!

/We do not serve peices of string in this bar!

dfxdeimos: A pastor, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. All three worship non-existant gods and adhere to fabricated belief systems.

Stupid farking religious people.

Well, it seems they still have one up on you.

Give everyone a place to live, food to eat, and a job that doesn't make thier heads explode with frustration and a little respect, and these problems wouldn't exist.

But these problems do exist, and because no one has a realistic claim to any of the above more then anyone else, we get religions that tell us that we have the mandate of god to take it from our neighbors. Everything else is semantics.

TimeWaste: dfxdeimos: A pastor, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. All three worship non-existant gods and adhere to fabricated belief systems.

Stupid farking religious people.

Well, it seems they still have one up on you.

How's that?

dfxdeimos: A pastor, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. All three worship non-existent gods and adhere to fabricated belief systems.

Stupid farking religious people.

All of THIS.

SHOOT ALL THREE OF THEM! ERASE THEIR BLIGHT FROM THE EARTH!

There is no god.

So a Priest, Minister and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and asks "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Why is the priest the only one with his knees together?
Is he in pain?

...and the bartender says 'GET THE fark OUTA HERE!!!!!!'