Do we have a racial breakdown?

/ducks and flees.

No matter how outrageous the headline, I am not clicking on that link.

I think we should also determine what ethnicities and sexual orientations were represented in the triage.

H31N0US: No matter how outrageous the headline, I am not clicking on that link.

For every time you don't click that link, I'll click 3.

Arrest them all under the criminal conspiracy charge and throw them all in jail.

fireclown: Do we have a racial breakdown?

/ducks and flees.

What do ducks and fleas have to do with this?

Im sure it was a very important fight, stupid f*ckers.

fireclown: Do we have a racial breakdown?

/ducks and flees.

Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

Report: Spartans 'Stormed' Dorm, Injured 'Women'

So were they not women? or just allegedly women?

Steroids are a helluva drug.

fireclown: Do we have a racial breakdown?

/ducks and flees.

Mitchell added that the men who launched the attack, "said they were looking for a man who had been involved in a spat with one of them the night before during an Iota Phi Theta event at The Small Planet, 16800 Chandler Road, Mitchell said."

Iota Phi Theta? I think we have the racial breakdown.

Approves.

H31N0US: No matter how outrageous the headline, I am not clicking on that link.

then here's a link from the freep, same story.

as if MSU's season wasn't going roughly enough.

Lambda Lambda Lambda's panty raid turned south fairly quickly, it seems.

H31N0US: No matter how outrageous the headline, I am not clicking on that link.

Non-sponsored link

fireclown: Do we have a racial breakdown?

/ducks and flees.

FTA: "I walked up and said, 'It isn't worth it.' A guy with dreadlocks hit me and in the scuffle slapped, hit females to get them out of the way," Mitchell said.

/Stokes the fire a little
//ducks and runs as well

tweekster: Report: Spartans 'Stormed' Dorm, Injured 'Women'

So were they not women? or just allegedly women?

Because 16 year old girls hanging out w/ their college 'boyfriends' are not women.

Were they muslim?

Someone pushed hurr into the durr.
Then she stepped on the ball.
got nada.

tweekster: Report: Spartans 'Stormed' Dorm, Injured 'Women'

So were they not women? or just allegedly women?

You know, I was honestly hoping this was going to involve some sort of cross-dressing shenanigans.

/Sparty OW!

Gentlemen:

It has come to our attention that some of you took offense at a remark made off campus and took it upon yourselves to defend your ethnic honor. The joke is on you. If you so choose to act out a role, the label then immediately applies. You have earned the title of ...

So they acted like Thugs and attacked people for no good reason? Well, it is Michigan state...they must have thought it was future career day.

Make fun of MSU football players all you want, but when you decide to storm the dorms at 9:30 on a Sunday while wearing a ski mask, you'll find you'll never have to do it alone like those other state college kids would.

MorePeasPlease: H31N0US: No matter how outrageous the headline, I am not clicking on that link.

For every time you don't click that link, I'll click 3.

You'd rather support the site that just steals stories from other sources and rewrites them (badly), than the sites that actually either write the stories or at least pay the sources who do?

Image next to the article.

Now will you click the link?

Future Bengals players...

Meh. It doesn't matter. If they're jocks, then they'll mysteriously go free in the ensuing investigation, based on the "boys will be boys" defense.

Jocks. What can you expect? Probably borderline retards, the lot of them.

StarshipPooper: Were they muslim?

MSU is NOT a football team of peace.

MorePeasPlease: Make fun of MSU football players all you want, but when you decide to storm the dorms at 9:30 on a Sunday while wearing a ski mask, you'll find you'll never have to do it alone like those other state college kids would.

I sense that there is some funny in there, but cannot make it out.

fireclown: Do we have a racial breakdown?

What's the relevance?

Are witnesses completely sure they weren't Tennessee football players?

Just your usual gang member, I mean football player stuff.

I came for the Revenge of the Nerds references.

That's all fine and dandy. But is the food in the lounge ok? Don't let anything bad happen to the food!

/hungry

SharkTrager: You'd rather support the site that just steals stories from other sources and rewrites them (badly), than the sites that actually either write the stories or at least pay the sources who do?

No, I just enjoy mimicking lame anti-PETA jokes.

THIS is Sparty!

(hot linked)

I thought Ron Zook was coaching at Illinois.

Lets go bowling!

MorePeasPlease: Make fun of MSU football players all you want, but when you decide to storm the dorms at 9:30 on a Sunday while wearing a ski mask, you'll find you'll never have to do it alone like those other state college kids would.

Yeah, because an inability to do anything without a gang at your back is HOT! Too hot for words!

/Yeah, taking it and running with it.

Too bad guns weren't allowed in the dorm.

tweekster: Report: Spartans 'Stormed' Dorm, Injured 'Women'

So were they not women? or just allegedly women?

'Allegedly'.

Find the players that are guilty, suspend them for the rest of the season, or all of next, on team ethics violations.
They were probably failing their classes anyway; stupid jocks on scholarship.

But the Athenians deserved it.

I expect nothing less thna this type of behavior from football players.

erewhon: Meh. It doesn't matter. If they're jocks, then they'll mysteriously go free in the ensuing investigation, based on the "boys will be boys" defense.

especially if they're valued by the team. if these were star players at all, they'll get off scot-free.

/not that you have many "star players" on a 6-6 team

When asked if anybody saw anything, witnesses said 'Not one iota... but 20'.