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(BBC) Obvious Hey boys, you know that hot teenage girl you were exposing yourself to via webcam? Well, turns out she's a 41-year-old Olympic weightlifter called Alan   (news.bbc.co.uk) divider line 99
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Snarfangel [TotalFark] 2009-11-24 12:29:16 PM  
Thanks for ruining the fantasy. Jerk.

 
benlonghair [TotalFark] 2009-11-24 12:32:23 PM  
Explain how this works.

You're on your webcam. A chick messages you "Hi, wanna party?"

You're all like "Of course" and she's like "But I dont' have a cam."

WTF is the point?

 
benlonghair [TotalFark] 2009-11-24 12:33:14 PM  
benlonghair: WTF is the point?

Unless you're an exhibitionist (NTTAWWT) at which point, who cares who's watching?

 
impaler [TotalFark] 2009-11-24 12:33:21 PM  
Should I not have done that?

 
ozone [TotalFark] 2009-11-24 12:39:20 PM  
dl.dropbox.com

/oblig

 
sweetmelissa31 [TotalFark] 2009-11-24 12:40:01 PM  
I think teenage girls should start going online pretending they're creepy middle aged men, just to even things out.

 
TheOtherOne79 2009-11-24 12:47:07 PM  
sweetmelissa31: I think teenage girls should start going online pretending they're creepy middle aged men, just to even things out.

Thats just crazy enough it might just work!


/in before this turns into a AW thread

 
Cagey B [TotalFark] 2009-11-24 12:52:58 PM  
Pfffft. As if. Next you're going to tell me that my good friends "CleanNJerkGuy" and "BulgingNeckVeins57" aren't the nubile young Brazilian women's volleyball players that they're making themselves out to be.

 
TheOtherOne79 2009-11-24 12:53:29 PM  
sweetmelissa31:

Just curious, WTF is going on in your profile pic?

 
sweetmelissa31 [TotalFark] 2009-11-24 01:01:53 PM  
TheOtherOne79: Just curious, WTF is going on in your profile pic?

That would be modern art.

 
PC LOAD LETTER [TotalFark] 2009-11-24 01:53:12 PM  
ozone: /oblig

Never end a sentence with a preposition.

 
Sybarite [TotalFark] 2009-11-24 02:14:59 PM  
benlonghair: Explain how this works.

You're on your webcam. A chick messages you "Hi, wanna party?"

You're all like "Of course" and she's like "But I dont' have a cam."

WTF is the point?



Well, in this case:

The 41-year-old posted lewd footage of teenage girls on the web, which boys thought came from live webcams they could interact with.

 
benlonghair [TotalFark] 2009-11-24 02:17:29 PM  
Sybarite: The 41-year-old posted lewd footage of teenage girls on the web, which boys thought came from live webcams they could interact with.

Well then, they're pretty farking stupid for jerking off on cam without more than an image of the chick. I mean really, what are we teaching children these days?

 
choo [TotalFark] 2009-11-24 02:22:03 PM  
sweetmelissa31: That would be modern art.

He's got big balls, she's got big balls!
but we've got the biggest balls of 'em all!

 
Haoie 2009-11-24 03:01:05 PM  
Cam4cam, always!

 
mad8vskillz 2009-11-24 03:02:12 PM  
the internet, where men are men, women are men, and children are undercover fbi agents

 
TedShultz [TotalFark] 2009-11-24 03:02:24 PM  
Hello, my name is Alan, and I just got out of prison.

 
Clock Spider Jerusalem 2009-11-24 03:02:58 PM  
TheOtherOne79: sweetmelissa31: I think teenage girls should start going online pretending they're creepy middle aged men, just to even things out.

Thats just crazy enough it might just work!


/in before this turns into a AW thread


farm2.static.flickr.com

Look at me! I'm awesome!

 
Ashrams 2009-11-24 03:03:11 PM  
www.motifake.com

 
Chiad 2009-11-24 03:05:15 PM  
benlonghair: Explain how this works.

You're on your webcam. A chick messages you "Hi, wanna party?"

You're all like "Of course" and she's like "But I dont' have a cam."

WTF is the point?


When I was a crazy younger version of myself that meant I was looking for a party in real life. YMMV

 
myspamhere 2009-11-24 03:05:24 PM  
From the article 'The agent added that the teenagers had voluntarily put themselves on the web and that Ogilvie had not been a risk to the public at large.'

Does this sound like the start of the setup to let this former sports hero off with a slap on the wrist?

 
fatal_exception 2009-11-24 03:05:33 PM  
I pretty much operate on the assumption that everyone on the internet is a 41 year old Romanian olympic weightlifter.

 
venerant 2009-11-24 03:06:02 PM  
I thought it was a case of
i667.photobucket.com

but, really, it was a case of
i41.photobucket.com

 
KingKauff 2009-11-24 03:06:50 PM  
sweetmelissa31: I think teenage girls should start going online pretending they're creepy middle aged men, just to even things out.

try that out and let me know how it works out.

 
KingKauff 2009-11-24 03:07:39 PM  
fatal_exception: I pretty much operate on the assumption that everyone on the internet is a 41 year old Romanian olympic weightlifter.

pfffft....they're all middle aged Eastern European males.

 
stuhayes2010 [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-24 03:08:55 PM  
benlonghair: Explain how this works.

You're on your webcam. A chick messages you "Hi, wanna party?"

You're all like "Of course" and she's like "But I dont' have a cam."

WTF is the point?


Exactly. THIS. What he said. If a girl asks to see your junk or asks you to drive 90 miles and bring beer. It's a guy or Chris Hansen.

 
rnatalie [TotalFark] 2009-11-24 03:09:41 PM  
www-db.stanford.edu

 
Crunch61 2009-11-24 03:10:45 PM  
older male attracted to young female = normal
older male pretending to be young female = abby normal

 
D135 2009-11-24 03:11:17 PM  
image.wareseeker.com

/always get them

 
Ball of Confusion 2009-11-24 03:11:59 PM  
Clock Spider Jerusalem: TheOtherOne79: sweetmelissa31: I think teenage girls should start going online pretending they're creepy middle aged men, just to even things out.

Thats just crazy enough it might just work!


/in before this turns into a AW thread



Look at me! I'm awesome!


with that frosty mug taste

 
Wendy's Chili [TotalFark] 2009-11-24 03:12:47 PM  
D'oh!

 
Chiad 2009-11-24 03:12:57 PM  
stuhayes2010: benlonghair: Explain how this works.

You're on your webcam. A chick messages you "Hi, wanna party?"

You're all like "Of course" and she's like "But I dont' have a cam."

WTF is the point?

Exactly. THIS. What he said. If a girl asks to see your junk or asks you to drive 90 miles and bring beer. It's a guy or Chris Hansen.


Or they are in fact very troubled teenagers, and will be placing you in a very difficult situation. I nearly got myself kidnapped, but they probably thought I was a chris hansen style trap.

 
Thakh 2009-11-24 03:13:12 PM  
likeastonerose.files.wordpress.com
Was this the teenage girl in question?

 
busy chillin' 2009-11-24 03:14:18 PM  
PC LOAD LETTER
ozone: /oblig

Never end a sentence with a preposition.


I knew that before.

 
Shakespeare's Monkey 2009-11-24 03:15:10 PM  
farm4.static.flickr.com

Here's a lady body builder. I think the teddy adds something special.

/fap

 
benlonghair [TotalFark] 2009-11-24 03:15:49 PM  
Thakh: Was this the teenage girl in question?

is it wrong that I know who that is?

 
lukelightning 2009-11-24 03:15:57 PM  
Meanwhile, I was exposing myself to someone I thought was an olympic weightlifter named Alan, and it was really a 19-yo Swedish girl.

 
Director_Mr 2009-11-24 03:17:16 PM  
busy chillin': PC LOAD LETTER
ozone: /oblig

Never end a sentence with a preposition.

I knew that before.


I learned that after.

 
1. Put snakes on plane 2009-11-24 03:19:41 PM  
PC LOAD LETTER: ozone: /oblig

Never end a sentence with a preposition.


Okay, where the library at, asshole?

 
Mr. Potatoass 2009-11-24 03:19:50 PM  
This is why I only use my bay window.

 
Cytokine Storm [TotalFark] 2009-11-24 03:21:39 PM  
OMG im like totaly a hot teenage girl so im getting a kick out of thse replies!

/A
//S
///L

 
Robert1966 [TotalFark] 2009-11-24 03:21:51 PM  
This would not happen to Scottish weightlifters if sheep could type

 
Savage Belief 2009-11-24 03:24:30 PM  
What a teenage girl on the internet might look like:

i216.photobucket.com

 
unicron702 2009-11-24 03:25:04 PM  
TheOtherOne79: sweetmelissa31:

Just curious, WTF is going on in your profile pic?


A mutant handling her junk.

 
okami36 2009-11-24 03:25:06 PM  
benlonghair: Thakh: Was this the teenage girl in question?

is it wrong that I know who that is?


They were all like, "You was trollin'."
And I was like, "I am not trollin'. I am Boxxy, you see?" :)

 
Dances-With-Lobster 2009-11-24 03:28:43 PM  
Shakespeare's Monkey: Here's a lady body builder. I think the teddy adds something special.

/fap


That is an extremely beautiful woman. Strong bodies are sexy.

At least, that's what I'll tell her till I no longer feel in danger of her cracking my head behind her knee like a walnut.

 
southern78 2009-11-24 03:29:49 PM  
Cause everyone knows super hot women and teenage girls sit around on the internet hoping some goof ball will get naked and jerk off. What in the world are people thinking?

 
fappomatic 2009-11-24 03:31:33 PM  
sweetmelissa31: I think teenage girls should start going online pretending they're creepy middle aged men, just to even things out.

irc.allchatnet....

 
Baz the Spaz 2009-11-24 03:33:28 PM  
fatal_exception: I pretty much operate on the assumption that everyone on the internet is a 41 year old Romanian olympic weightlifter.

I pretty much operate under the assumption that everyone on the internet is a 41 year old cop in an internet crimes unit.

/ Am I wrong?
//STFU Donny!

 
MorePeasPlease 2009-11-24 03:33:34 PM  
southern78: Cause everyone knows super hot women and teenage girls sit around on the internet hoping some goof ball will get naked and jerk off. What in the world are people thinking?

I know!
Silly ladies, sit around on the internet all you want, but deep down you know that you'll never see a naked goofball jerk off for you.

 
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