In the US, everyone involved would be sued.. so would anyone that saw it, talked about, once been in that building, been indoors at any given time and ever had or touched a penis.

I love you Germany.

And somehow this is supposed to be an insult?

Dr.Knockboots: In the US, everyone involved would be sued.. so would anyone that saw it, talked about, once been in that building, been indoors at any given time and ever had or touched a penis.

I love you Germany.

Nah, they'd claim copyright infringement and issue a DCMA takedown notice.

DNRTFA but I don't know that I would mind a scupture of me being made with the subby's provided dimensions.

I will confess. I was the model.

que.guero: And somehow this is supposed to be an insult?

Yeah, wouldn't it be more of an insult if it was 6 centimeters?

My first thought was the same as the premier observation below the article: The Bild is right wing?

Mein shaft?

portscanner: I will confess. I was the model.

The head of your penis is a cobra?

13 is my limit on Schnitzengruben.

Wow.

Just, wow...

that's quite flattering

Oh, and also:

Is that a sheep farking a bear?

Silly Germans.

portscanner: I will confess. I was the model.

So you're that little white thing humping the bear?

Six METERS? How tall was the statue?

he's going to be popular



/igor

That's nuts.

What A dick

So THAT'S what Bob does for a living...he's a newspaper editor.

The long National Nightmare is over. We've established Bob's occupation, and it's not mall Santa.

the plastic relief "Peace be with You" by Peter Lenk shows Bild boss Kai Diekmann spreading his legs as his mighty manhood stretches across five storeys

I'm sure "Diekmann" took this as a compliment.

Dr.Knockboots: In the US, everyone involved would be sued.. so would anyone that saw it, talked about, once been in that building, been indoors at any given time and ever had or touched a penis.

I love you Germany.

Oh, I don't know about that (new window). See that face that poking out between the lady in the middle and the guy to the right of her? That's actually a dog. The sculptor was pissed at the committee chairman who commissioned this piece, so he put the chairman's face on the dog.

Avoiding a lewd conduct charge is the long pole in this endeavor.

Great idea, but he should have made it 6 cm and not 6 m

The question is, how do you respond? I mean this guy clearly is willing to take this feud to new, weird heights. Punching him in the nose isn't appropriate. Maybe distribute a flyer announcing that the man saves his farts in a bag and huffs them.

They're insulting him with a telescopic penis and testicles that are bigger that his head?

Adjective Bird Whiskey: The question is, how do you respond? I mean this guy clearly is willing to take this feud to new, weird heights. Punching him in the nose isn't appropriate. Maybe distribute a flyer announcing that the man saves his farts in a bag and huffs them.

I thought all Germans did that anyway.

Adjective Bird Whiskey: The question is, how do you respond? I mean this guy clearly is willing to take this feud to new, weird heights. Punching him in the nose isn't appropriate. Maybe distribute a flyer announcing that the man saves his farts in a bag and huffs them.

The old Jenkem rebuttal. Seen it a hundred times...

perdu: Great idea, but he should have made it 6 cm and not 6 m

portscanner: I will confess. I was the model.

Sucks to be you, with that tiny penis.

Subby here,

I would like to point out that I submitted this without the words "not safe for work" as it is, in fact, only some plastic stuck to a wall. But hey, if the modmins find this sort of thing erotic or arousing and need to lock their office doors while viewing, who am I to judge.

I have known some editors that deserve a statue

/Taking a cue from some Farkers here, I would append the term "micro" to the instructions for the sculptor when I commissioned the work.

Lefty paper is not classy - what's the story?

vonster: Lefty paper is not classy - what's the story?

Glenn Beck was caught sucking it off.

Never mind the ginormous penis; look at those balls!

They're worse than Cisco Adler's.

obligatory:

The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sightseeing tour with a very rich African king who was a very important client. The client out of the blue asks her to marry him. Naturally, the secretary is quite taken aback. However, she remembers that her boss told her not to reject the guy outright. So, she tries to think of a way to dissuade the king from wanting to marry her.

After a few minutes, the woman says to the man, "I will only marry you under three conditions. First, I want my engagement ring to be a 75-carat diamond ring with a matching 200-carat diamond tiara." The African king pauses for awhile. Then he nods his head and says, "No problem! I have. I have."

Realizing her first condition was too easy the woman says to the man, "I want you to build me a 100-room mansion in New York. And as a vacation home, I want a chateau built in the middle of the best wine country in France." The African king pauses for awhile. He whips out his cellular phone and calls some brokers in New York and in France. He looks at the woman, nods his head and says, "Okay, okay. I build. I build."

Realizing that she only has one last condition, the secretary knows that she'd better make this a good one. She takes her time to think and finally she gets an idea, a sure-to-work condition. She squints her eyes, looks at the man and says, rather coldly, "Since I like sex, I want the man I marry to have a 14-inch penis."

The man seems a bit disturbed. He cups his face with his hands and rests his elbows on the table, all the while muttering in African dialect. Finally, after what seemed like forever, the king shakes his head, looking really sad, and says to the woman..

Okay, okay. I cut. I cut.

wsommerv: Subby here,

I would like to point out that I submitted this without the words "not safe for work" as it is, in fact, only some plastic stuck to a wall. But hey, if the modmins find this sort of thing erotic or arousing and need to lock their office doors while viewing, who am I to judge.

Please go on. Maybe you'll talk some sense into them and effect an entire paradigm shift here on Fark.

/but seriously. cool story.

Das ist eine grossen schwanstucker!

Squirrels_of_Wisdom: Never mind the ginormous penis; look at those balls!

They're worse than Cisco Adler's.

Put two tomatoes in a produce bag. Tie top of produce bag to front of belt. Gyrate.

toonz: obligatory:

The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sightseeing tour with a very rich African king who was a very important client. The client out of the blue asks her to marry him. Naturally, the secretary is quite taken aback. However, she remembers that her boss told her not to reject the guy outright. So, she tries to think of a way to dissuade the king from wanting to marry her.

After a few minutes, the woman says to the man, "I will only marry you under three conditions. First, I want my engagement ring to be a 75-carat diamond ring with a matching 200-carat diamond tiara." The African king pauses for awhile. Then he nods his head and says, "No problem! I have. I have."

Realizing her first condition was too easy the woman says to the man, "I want you to build me a 100-room mansion in New York. And as a vacation home, I want a chateau built in the middle of the best wine country in France." The African king pauses for awhile. He whips out his cellular phone and calls some brokers in New York and in France. He looks at the woman, nods his head and says, "Okay, okay. I build. I build."

Realizing that she only has one last condition, the secretary knows that she'd better make this a good one. She takes her time to think and finally she gets an idea, a sure-to-work condition. She squints her eyes, looks at the man and says, rather coldly, "Since I like sex, I want the man I marry to have a 14-inch penis."

The man seems a bit disturbed. He cups his face with his hands and rests his elbows on the table, all the while muttering in African dialect. Finally, after what seemed like forever, the king shakes his head, looking really sad, and says to the woman..

Okay, okay. I cut. I cut.


Along the same lines:

A man is very in love and about to marry the woman of his dreams, so he has her name, "Wendy," tatooed on his penis. When he's soft, he can only see the W and y. They get married and go to Jamaica for their honeymoon. The new husband stops into a bathroom and glances at the Jamaican man next to him. Lo and behold, his penis also bears a tattoed W and y.

"Excuse me," says the newlywed to the Jamaican, "but do you have 'Wendy' tatooed on your penis?"

"Nah, mon," says the Jamaican. "It says 'Welcome to Jamaica and have a nice day.'"

Of course not. First you print a story predicting his death, then on the predicted day you print his obituary. Then you claim that someone else is now impersonating him.

/RIP, Mr. Leeds.

Weiner tag on vacation?

"stay classy, Berlin"

When I first saw it I was confused. In what way is a sculpture of a person naked with an impossibly huge dick supposed to insult the person? Hell, if I had the money I'd commission a sculpture of myself like that and put it on my lawn.

Also, the pose makes it look like the dude is swinging around the city like spiderman, if spiderman used an enormous prehensile penis instead of webbing.

photos of drunk college kids hanging off of said schwang hitting the interwebs in 4....3....2...

Hey, Babe! I've got a six meter penis!

Germans, huh. Europe's answer to the Japanese for just plain weird shiat.

FTFA: "Erected last week at the left-wing paper's offices in central Berlin...."

That's some good writing.