So they can axe her some questions?

NC becoming the new FL?

Scorn not a woman with a large knife.

I saw her hanging out with Ivorey.

Don't stick your dick in crazy.

A black guy named John Holmes?

Wow.

Did she cut her own hair with it first?

Eboney James and Kenneth John Holmes? For some reason these names seem to automatically mark them as troublemakers.

"Oh Porterhouse! Look at the wax build up on those shoes! I want that wax stripped off of there! And I want them buffed, then creamed with a fine chamois, and I want them now, CHOP CHOP!!"

Sorry, that's the first thing that leaped to mind.

dr.zaeus: A black guy named John Holmes?

I wonder what Long Dong Silver would say.

James, according to Holmes, grabbed a large knife and began swinging it at him - nearly severing his fingers.

If this really was a machete, and it landed a blow and only "nearly severed his fingers", she wasn't swinging it particularly hard.

FTFA: "...Holmes, grabbed a large knife and began swinging it at him - nearly severing his fingers."

Did she actually make contact or just swing "near" his hand???

The Angry Hand of God: Did she cut her own hair with it first?

Yeah, that's some felony bad hair.

gtpooh: The Angry Hand of God: Did she cut her own hair with it first?

Yeah, that's some felony feloney bad hair.

FTFY

I'M EBONEY EBONEY LEAVE ME ALONEY

/a striking resemblance as well

You're gonna love my nuts.

wanted for questioning

/voting? sure, why not

She attacked him???

Eboney Shea is an alias. That's Rochelle.

//just needs a kill with the cricket bat for the achievement now

Who are all these people who own machetes? Is it a common gardening tool in the South? Or do I just not know any dangerously crazy people?

This is Vince for SlapChop...

Anyone notice that there is a mugshot of the victim? I'm guessing it's the only file photo of the guy.

Machete? More like mash*tty, amirite?



/nothing

museamused: Who are all these people who own machetes? Is it a common gardening tool in the South? Or do I just not know any dangerously crazy people?

Yep. Effective against bamboo and other shrubbery.

Another Government Employee: This is Vince for SlapChop...

You're going to love my nuts!

Another Government Employee: Yep. Effective against bamboo and other shrubbery

I thought herring was a better tool for this...

museamused: Who are all these people who own machetes? Is it a common gardening tool in the South? Or do I just not know any dangerously crazy people?

Kudzu, man. Kudzu.

I severly like the cut of her jib.

A vote for me is a vote for me.

Eboney? That's some creative baby naming right there.

museamused: Is it a common gardening tool in the South?

Otherwise known as the Kudzu Ginsu.

It's so convenient that the police already have both of their pictures on file!

/propaganda?

Hard to give the pimp hand when your fingers are in the sink

Not her, but I have seen her kid.

You start a conversation you can't even finish it.
You're talking a lot, but you're not saying anything.
When I have nothing to say, my lips are sealed.
Say something once, why say it again?

Psycho Killer,
Qu'est-ce que c'est?
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa better
Run run run run run run away
OH OH OH

OK, here's the obligatory ref from Chicagoland...

"He ran into my knife. He ran into my knife six times."

Did they look for her at ol' Bobbitt's house?

Being originally from NC, I offer a travel tip: Drive AROUND, not THROUGH, Fayetteville. Everyone there has a machete, and will use it. The city is commonly nicknamed "Fayette Nam."