Dear Congress:

Make a law requiring all robots have antlers. The escaped robot problem will be taken care of every hunting season.

PS: I am not a crank.

Subby You forgot to add, "and search for Srah Connor. It's mandatory with robots.

I watched this live, but I had the audio on super low. I must have missed it. That is perfect in a speech.

That robot they demonstrated didn't really do anything, though. I was kind of disappointed. I also think they could be putting a lot more money into this then they are - $260 million was the number, if I recall correctly - but I appreciate the initiative. Obama sounded like he truly understood how important science and math should be in this country.

First with Sarah Connor reference!

Agrees.

i don't want government standing between me and my robot

Agrees

Watch this Mister President.

/hot as Ally Sheedy was

I'd keep an eye on her too.

Fano: Agrees.

Yeah, but do we really want our children turning into THIS GUY?!!!??QUESTIONMARK!ELVENTY?!ONE



/this tray is wet
//and this tray
///and this one
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//slashies!

In the future, I honestly don't want to see any killer robots that look like naked Arnold Schwarzeneggers. They look like they might get all rapey. And John Connor here knows it.

Just 'cause he knows how to breakdance, doesn't mean he can expect the rest of us to do it. That's going to give some kids an unfair advantage in college.

I am so glad he is doing this, Bush did nothing but push for music and art. Both a waste of resources.

stuhayes2010: First with Sarah Connor reference!

i believe that you are only the first one to spell her name correctly not to put in the reference though

i however will be throwing another reference


What's up with black guys not trusting robots anyway

/hot like a motherboard

A president that doesn't fear technology? It's nice to have a change of pace.

Snarfangel: Dear Congress:

Make a law requiring all robots have antlers. The escaped robot problem will be taken care of every hunting season.

PS: I am not a crank.

Yeah, then it's a matter of time until someone puts horns on one. And not the noisy kind.

Oops, too late. (new window)

"And I also want to keep an eye on those robots in case they try anything."

Fear not, if there is one thing you can't count on Barry, it's your base.

Yeah, but you know once the development stage is done they're all going to be Hecho En Mexico.

Thisbymaster: I am so glad he is doing this, Bush did nothing but push for music and art. Both a waste of resources.

Music and art are okay, but I don't think he did nearly enough for that. All of his domestic initiatives pale in comparison to two huge fark-ups: NCLB and faith-based anything.

And I'm guessing he'd do them both again.

Sybarite: Yeah, but you know once the development stage is done they're all going to be Hecho En Mexico.

Robot landscapers? Are they cheaper?

Robots are gonna be the only ones left employed.

universal extended service warranties now!

I could go with this plan.

Link (new window)

Where the new robot may come from

Hmm. I shall make sure to let no hints of my robot army make their way to Mr. Obama's desk...

Obama is smart to keep an eye on Robots. If they become sentient they may have a leader emurge that he can bow to.

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hetheeme: Obama is smart to keep an eye on Robots. If they become sentient they may have a leader emurge that he can bow to.

Wow. Just ... wow.

If they looked like this :

I would welcome our new robot overlord!!

/hot

Sure.

Part of his new environmental stimulus package.

came for Old Glory

/leaving without my pills

Robamots?

Highroller48: Persons denying the existence of Robots may be Robots themselves

But...if the robots win, we'll have to listen to techno!

'I don't want to do freakin' robotics!'



/hotlinks for my pleasure.

While I did not vote for Obama, I have to admit he's probably
the coolest president we've had since...oh...Kennedy.

Some of the things Obama does and advocates scare the crap outta
me, but I have to go with a big THIS on his education platform.

A law to help curb the litigiousness (sp?) of our country would
be a good thing too.

/ stepping of soapbox now

we must fight the scourge of sex with machines

they've come for our women

and vice versa

The humans are dead.
We poisened their asses.
Link (new window)

I don't know why the scientists make them!

Robots steal old people's medicine!

medius: universal extended service warranties now!

What you did there, I see it.


Shakespeare's Monkey: I could go with this plan.

Is that robot chick *supposed* to look like Napoleon Dynamite?

Do you have stairs in your house?