No problem. Just hire this lady as your house cleaner:

How in the hell does one accidentally build a house on an Indian mound?

On the plus side, lifetime supply of chew toys for the family dog.

Just cut down all the trees and get rid of the TVs. Problem averted.

Don't give the any of the skulls to Carrot Top!

rabidferret: You left the bodies! You moved the headstones but you left the bodies!

I know this one...I'm blanking, though...

wow ... done in one.

This thread is clean!

They're he-e-e-e-e-re...

It lies to her. It tells her things only a child can understand. To her, it simply is another child. To us, it is The Beast

Cagey B: Just cut down all the trees and get rid of the TVs. Problem averted.

don't forget to ban all clowns and dolls that look like clowns.

"So you just built it on top of the bodies?"

"Oh no, no! First, I dug up all the bodies, pissed on them, then buried them again upside-down!"

PizzaJedi81: rabidferret: You left the bodies! You moved the headstones but you left the bodies!

I know this one...I'm blanking, though...

This should help.

Oh cool now I won't need an extra explaination for the bodies I put there. Do they have pictures of the property?

It also might help me get a better deal.

AngryTimmy: PizzaJedi81: rabidferret: You left the bodies! You moved the headstones but you left the bodies!

I know this one...I'm blanking, though...

This should help.

Should...doesn't.

real shaman: How in the hell does one accidentally build a house on an Indian mound?

Why does the homeowner think his basement is the proper place to store human remains? How does the agent not discover a pile of bones before showing a house? All kinds of weird fail in this story.

Go on, lay down, play dead, be dead!

upset

real shaman: How in the hell does one accidentally build a house on an Indian mound?

Contrary to popular belief, not all NAs lived in small isolated teepee tribes. A lot of them had rather large, fortified cities, and would build important structures like temples, burial cites, the chief's hut, etc. on huge earthwork mounds to keep flood or rain water from damaging them. I could see someone seeing one of those mounds and thinking, hey I can build a basement here that wont flood because its above the groundwater level.

Also, NEVER build a pool on this property. It will only cause pain and distress later on.

The Angry Hand of God: Don't give the any of the skulls to Carrot Top!

And don't wear them as athletic cups, either.

PizzaJedi81: AngryTimmy: PizzaJedi81: rabidferret: You left the bodies! You moved the headstones but you left the bodies!

I know this one...I'm blanking, though...

This should help.

Should...doesn't.

Use teh Google...

PS. You fail at the internets...

A real estate agent showing a house got to the basement and found about 100 human bones in a corner.

That's why I built a false wall...

"Are you dredging up the past again? This all happened so very long ago and as I wasn't involved I shouldn't be concerned."

Covers 93% of the bushwa comments to follow...

The house wasn't just built on the burial ground. First they dug
up all the bodies, pissed on 'em, and then buried them again upside-down.

They'll need these two:

1. Put snakes on plane: real shaman: How in the hell does one accidentally build a house on an Indian mound?

Why does the homeowner think his basement is the proper place to store human remains? How does the agent not discover a pile of bones before showing a house? All kinds of weird fail in this story.

Because if you call some authority then they are going to want to do an archelogical survey of the dam property at your expense. If you find what you suspect to be indian remains or artificats on your property and you want to develop that property it is cheaper to hide or ignore the artificats then to bring in the authorties.

Still the homeowner really should have dumped those remains in a creek, river, swamp or quarry. Now he is in trouble for not reporting and will have to pay for the farking archelogical survey of the farking property.

Stupid farking indians always burying their ancestors in desirable locations, getting in the way of development, and squatting on the land. Don't they know that this is the white mans destiny to build Walmarts there.

Sticky Hands: Cagey B: Just cut down all the trees and get rid of the TVs. Problem averted.

don't forget to ban all clowns and dolls that look like clowns.

And don't leave steaks on the counter.

AngryTimmy: PizzaJedi81: rabidferret: You left the bodies! You moved the headstones but you left the bodies!

I know this one...I'm blanking, though...

This should help.

Annnnnnd back come all the repressed childhood nightmares. Thanks for that!

rabidferret: You left the bodies! You moved the headstones but you left the bodies!

Why!? WHYYYYYYYYYYYY!?????

You think that's bad, I bought a house with an alarm system where we were supposed to just buy out the remaining year on the contract. When we tried to transfer the contract, the alarm company said that they didn't do that and we would need to sign a new contract for two years. When the two years was done, we wanted out but they said that they actually owned the alarm equipment and would have to come and remove it all when the contract ended (tearing up the house). They said we could extend for one more year and they would just leave the equipment.

We should have just told them to get bent. It was never our contract to begin with. They could have gone after the original owners to pay for the contract and equipment.

I would take ghosts over the farking extortionists at the alarm company.

real shaman: How in the hell does one accidentally build a house on an Indian mound?

Exactly. A burial ground I might be able to understand but a MOUND? Seriously? An actual burial mound doesn't at least twig the curiousity of the bulder?

erie coincidence: i was just speaking to my co-worker about things the previous owner had left in the house he just bought (blinds, etc) and i said "well, as long as they didn't leave a whole bunch of dead bodies in the basement!"

i gotta show him this article now.

CygnusDarius: They'll need these two:

I need those two!

brigid_fitch: Sticky Hands: Cagey B: Just cut down all the trees and get rid of the TVs. Problem averted.

don't forget to ban all clowns and dolls that look like clowns.

And don't leave steaks on the counter.

..and if it itches... DON'T SCRATCH! put some cream on it or something.

//hmm... might just be easier to move to pleasant ville and commute

1. Put snakes on plane: real shaman: How in the hell does one accidentally build a house on an Indian mound?

Why does the homeowner think his basement is the proper place to store human remains? How does the agent not discover a pile of bones before showing a house? All kinds of weird fail in this story.

Throwing the bones in the basement is the weirdest part. After you find the first one, wouldn't you call the police? I can only guess that it was some grizzled old man who didn't want excavators on his property, so decided not to report it.

When the listing agent went through the house the first time, the owners probably just steered her from that particular corner or covered it up. Also, this agent could have been someone other than the listing agent & was more curious. Who knows? Yeah, there's lots of fail in the article that could have easily explained the glaring questions.

Poppyale: CygnusDarius: They'll need these two:

I need those two!

This, this and a leeetle bit more this.

/But not for exorcising evil spirits.
//wink, wink, nudge, nudge.

Poppyale: I need those two!

How YOU doing?

CygnusDarius: They'll need these two:

Or possibly these three. Just to cover all our bases.

Rapmaster2000: CygnusDarius: They'll need these two:

Or possibly these three. Just to cover all our bases.

Let's add her to the mix. You know, just because:



/Best. Anti-Paranormal troupe. Ever!
//... And, kinda thinking on it, it looks more like a WoD group :D

real shaman: How in the hell does one accidentally build a house on an Indian mound?

Dead injuns are dumped all over this great nation of ours.

It just sounds like a unique fixer-upper, with plenty of curbside appeal!

That movie truly scared the bejeebus out of me when I was a kid. Couldn't stand it.

\don't remember the others as much, other than the old guy

Bart: Do it again!
House: What?
Bart: Make the walls bleed.
House: No!
Bart: Hey, man, we own you. Let's see some blood!
House: I don't have to entertain .
Bart: Come on, man, do it. Do the blood thing. Come on, do it.
Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it!

CygnusDarius: Rapmaster2000: CygnusDarius: They'll need these two:

Or possibly these three. Just to cover all our bases.

Let's add her to the mix. You know, just because:


That group needs a leader, someone with experiance...
how about:

reminds me of a movie:

A casino that's being built in the Philly area is being being built on a Indian grave site or something like it. What's freaking funny is the casino is going to keep the remains and display them.

StarshipPooper: A casino that's being built in the Philly area is being being built on a Indian grave site or something like it. What's freakingish funny is the casino is going to keep the remains and display them.

Edited for reality.

/disapproves

StarshipPooper: A casino that's being built in the Philly area is being being built on a Indian grave site or something like it. What's freaking funny is the casino is going to keep the remains and display them.

What better place to roll the bones?