Most women and men have some kind of STI. You probably have HPV and don't even know it.

Those dirty, dirty girls.....

I've never had 4 women at the same time. My record is 3 at the same time.

That's because all women are whores, especially subby's mom.

If 19% of women get said STD after only 1 encounter, what is the ratio of men with STD?

If that was the case wouldn't all the women in bed with you now have an STD?

If only there were more abstinence education.

Look at the two women to your left, and the two to your right: One of the women in bed with you right now has an STD. Actually--no, wait, the 3 out of 4 women out there that are clean wouldn't touch you with a ten-foot pole, so all four of them are from the diseased 25%.

Barbigazi: If that was the case wouldn't all the women in bed with you now have an STD?

What you did there. I see it.

+1 subby, because it's true.

Hagbardr: I've never had 4 women at the same time. My record is 3 at the same time.

It's weird, for as much time as I spend on Fark, I rarely make real connections with people. So I love that I knew that about you.

I dunno, should I chalk it up to your magnetism, your nonchalant demeanor, your reluctant honesty, or the fact that you have previously shared that you had a menage a trois 9,792 times on Fark?

The mind boggles.

brap: I dunno, should I chalk it up to your magnetism, your nonchalant demeanor, your reluctant honesty, or the fact that you have previously shared that you had a menage a trois 9,792 times on Fark?

I haven't shared it that many times. Besides, me and 3 woman makes it a manage a quatre.

Hagbardr: I haven't shared it that many times. Besides, me and 3 woman makes it a manage a quatre.

THIS!

And I chalk it up to him just being plain awesome. I'm a lucky woman.

Hagbardr: I haven't shared it that many times. Besides, me and 3 woman makes it a manage a quatre.

I could probably manage a pint but you'rr going to have to give me a day or two alone with my back issues of Cat Fancier.

So who do I need to kick out of bed? Is it subby's mom or subby's sister?

/ please tell me it isn't his great aunt Edna...

brap: Hagbardr: I haven't shared it that many times. Besides, me and 3 woman makes it a manage a quatre.

I could probably manage a pint but you'rr going to have to give me a day or two alone with my back issues of Cat Fancier.

D'oh! Just noticed hubby's typo. I should be ashamed of myself for not noticing it earlier. I took French for 4 years in HS. :/

Considering this is Fark, I don't think anyone here has ever even seen a naked woman.

I like those odds!

I thought she meant she was into turtles!

Didn't we have this story once before except the first story included an amusing racial breakdown?

Teen girls aged 15 to 19 accounted for the largest number (409,531) of the 1.5 million reported chlamydia and gonorrhea cases in the United States in 2008, followed by women aged 20 to 24, according to the annual federal report.

Read that 3rd to the last paragraph as according to the "anal" fed. report.

Gee, abstince-only education has done wonders for our youth. Sigh.

"As many as one in four U.S. teenage girls have had a sexually transmitted disease..."

Okay if I had four teen girls in my bed right now, you really think I'd be on fark?

/only for a second to brag
//couple hours later with pictures

eddyatwork: Considering this is Fark, I don't think anyone here has ever even seen a naked woman.

In real life maybe, I can guarantee that they have seen one on the internet.

LeroyBourne: Teen girls aged 15 to 19 accounted for the largest number (409,531) of the 1.5 million reported chlamydia and gonorrhea cases in the United States in 2008, followed by women aged 20 to 24, according to the annual federal report.

Read that 3rd to the last paragraph as according to the "anal" fed. report.

Well, how do you think Farrah Fawcette got anal cancer?

"You're welcome!"

Damn..women are more of whores then men are! They have to win at everything!

Ok, but the one on top of me is a dude dressed as a chick, and the one I'm inside of is a chick that used to be a dude. What's the ratio now?

vernonFL: Most women and men have some kind of STI. You probably have HPV and don't even know it.

This. HPV isn't JUST from sex, you can get it from a toilet seat.

How do you pass an STD to a blow up doll subby?

I'm thinking all 10 of them have the STD now.

You forgot the two on top of me, the two in the kitchen waiting on the counter and the two in the living room, exhausted by my prowress!

Hagbardr: I've never had 4 women at the same time. My record is 3 at the same time.


Might be impressive if they weren't all picked up at a ren faire.

I've seen a naked woman..It was AWESOME!

A sample of 838 can now predict the country?

As many as one in four U.S. teenage girls have had a sexually transmitted disease (STD), many infected soon after their first sexual encounter, a new government report shows.

So we need to find the guy who's chasing after the recently deflowered and sprinkling them with chlamidia juice.

This Looks Fun: Ok, but the one on top of me is a dude dressed as a chick, and the one I'm inside of is a chick that used to be a dude. What's the ratio now?

100% STD rate.

Thisbymaster: This Looks Fun: Ok, but the one on top of me is a dude dressed as a chick, and the one I'm inside of is a chick that used to be a dude. What's the ratio now?

100% STD rate.

I like those odds (it means I got laid).

Thisbymaster: eddyatwork: Considering this is Fark, I don't think anyone here has ever even seen a naked woman.

In real life maybe, I can guarantee that they have seen one on the internet.

They have naked women on the internet? OMG why didn't anyone tell me?

lokidecat: Okay if I had four teen girls in my bed right now, you really think I'd be on fark?

/only for a second to brag
//couple hours seconds later with pictures

/FTFY

Bondith
So we need to find the guy who's chasing after the recently deflowered and sprinkling them with chlamidia juice.

Is it wrong that I saw this as Clamato?

As many as one in four U.S. teenage girls have had a sexually transmitted disease (STD), many infected soon after their first sexual encounter, a new government report shows.

but girls shouldn't get the HPV vaccine because if you have HPV you're a slut and deserve to face the possibly devastating life-long consequences of this preventable disease!

/actually, i think sluts shouldn't have to suffer from HPV either, when there is a perfectly safe and legal vaccine out there.

This Looks Fun: Ok, but the one on top of me is a dude dressed as a chick, and the one I'm inside of is a chick that used to be a dude. What's the ratio now?

Let me get a pencil and paper...carry the 5...yup. 100% of the ghey

stvdallas: prowress

Prow'-ress (noun): the state of a Japanese farm that does not own any plows.

DukeBabe: Bondith
So we need to find the guy who's chasing after the recently deflowered and sprinkling them with chlamidia juice.

Is it wrong that I saw this as Clamato?

At least you didn't think it was a pretty name.

25% of Teenage girls: A sperm bank with every thrust! Wonderful....

Make him wear a condom, you dumb biatch. A little disinfectant and rinse doesn't hurt either. Maybe some douche.

Also, boys and girls, don't grow bush to such epic proportions that a machete is required for navigation. Crabs live there.

Do some goddamned "manscaping".

docmattic: stvdallas: prowress

Prow'-ress (noun): the state of a Japanese farm that does not own any plows.

Curse fark for no edit button! Caught that just after hitting post!

Thanks for the laugh, subby.

And what would those odds be if the women were: Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Amy Winehouse, and oh, I don't know... (insert your choice of over-exposed media whore here)?

/ A new love
// Is burning up in me
// Cause one in four American girls has an STD