"How woood!"

The dog chased the animal into a pond, when the kangaroo turned and pinned the pet underwater.

"Bet you wish you had arms now, four-legger!"

Squawky

Joey?

"That's just rude, y'all"

Fun marsupial fact: A kangaroo penis is called a "frenix", but a wallaby's penis isn't.

Kangaroos kick ass! Link (new window)

Roger?

If you don't want to be attacked by a kangaroo, stay the heck out of Austria.

Butterfinger: "That's just rude, y'all"

who's that crazy lookin biatch?

8.5 tailed fox: Fun marsupial fact: A kangaroo penis is called a "frenix", but a wallaby's penis isn't.

So what is a wallaby's peener called? Meredith?

Unavailable for comment

/DRTFA

Wanted for Questioning! (sfw, damned French) (new window)

The Tribune's Mr. Sly: If you don't want to be attacked by a kangaroo, stay the heck out of Austria.

and zoos that have roos!

Great, now I have to have an irrational fear of kangaroos attacking me when I go walking.

Came for the Stephanie Tanner reference; leaving satisfied.

UncleStumpy: Butterfinger: "That's just rude, y'all"

who's that crazy lookin biatch?

That would be Miss Paula Deen, who gets meat thrown her way more often than you think.

AngryTimmy: Great, now I have to have an irrational fear of kangaroos attacking me when I go walking.

From reading TFA it sounds like the Dog attacked the Kanagroo and the Kanga just showed the mutt why he farked with the wrong marsupial.

why was the man walking the kangaroo's dog?

Man bites Roo

At least the bunyip didn't come

fappomatic: So what is a wallaby's peener called? Meredith?

If I wanted to joke I'd call it a "walla-screw" but I think they don't have a special name yet.

walla-walla-ding-dong

Kangaroo attacks man walking his dog.

They have a saying in Australia, mate: Never walk a kangaroo's dog.

Dammit, tried to post a picture of Roger Jr. from Tekken 6, can't do that while I'm at work now.

A Kangaroo is nothing more than a mutant deer with a bad attitude. I'd be pissed too if I went from being awesome to being the laughingstock of mother nature.

he was just following orders:



/was the Captain the unseen #1 in The Prisoner?

Harden the fark up, Australia! NSFW language (new window)

Just like everything else on that continent, Kangaroos can fark you up and good.

I have an Australian friend who had to explain to some Americans that kangaroos are not nice, adorable animals, but rather large, nasty, generally unfriendly vermin who can disembowel you with their hind legs if they're in a bad mood.


/He also explained that koalas are stinky, filthy animals and they all have koala STDs.

spyderqueen: He also explained that koalas are stinky, filthy animals and they all have koala STDs

yeah, not really cute up close

law says you can't touch them...probably to protect you from the little killing machines

medius: spyderqueen: He also explained that koalas are stinky, filthy animals and they all have koala STDs

yeah, not really cute up close

law says you can't touch them...probably to protect you from the little killing machines


BS. I went to a koala preserve in Australia where you could hold a koala and take pictures. They also let you walk among and feed kangeroos

okay, maybe not the most relevant picture but at least he's Australian.

Headline should have mentioned that TFA included a picture of what a kangaroo might look like.

wsupfoo: BS. I went to a koala preserve in Australia where you could hold a koala and take pictures.

it's a NSW laws

and you might have been in some outlaw bushranger preserve

/koala preserves sound delicious

no more danish beer, it has me typing like a foreign national

Only one logical thing to do, cut their nuts off and make bottle openers.



/deez nutz

He was hopping mad

I came here for the Jar Jar reference, and was shocked to see it as the Boobies!

Ok, so not terribly shocked, but impressed none the less.

medius: wsupfoo: BS. I went to a koala preserve in Australia where you could hold a koala and take pictures.

it's a NSW laws

and you might have been in some outlaw bushranger preserve

/koala preserves sound delicious

Lone Pine Sanctuary, reachable by public bus in Brisbane, I think within the city limits, and recently voted one of the top 10 zoos on the world.

medius: wsupfoo: BS. I went to a koala preserve in Australia where you could hold a koala and take pictures.

it's a NSW laws

and you might have been in some outlaw bushranger preserve

/koala preserves sound delicious

You can touch them, but there are strict limits and supervision owing to the fact that they can catch colds and flu from people.

greggerm: I came here for the Jar Jar reference, and was shocked to see it as the Boobies!

Ok, so not terribly shocked, but impressed none the less.

Not so shocking. I'm the submitter as well.

Wish all it took was an elbow to the throat

clueyee: Wanted for Questioning! (sfw, damned French) (new window)

I want to work where you do, if you think topless ladies are sfw.

spyderqueen:
I have an Australian friend who had to explain to some Americans that kangaroos are not nice, adorable animals, but rather large, nasty, generally unfriendly vermin who can disembowel you with their hind legs if they're in a bad mood.


So, they're the Australian equivalent of deer, with an automatic +5 on the attack because they're Australian. (Deer are not cute and cuddly either)

Is kangaroo at least tasty like deer are tasty? I'm curious.
I know people eat them, but people also eat squid, which is a practice I assume is only done to cement our status in the food chain. Gotta show 'em who's boss every now and then, you know, even if it sucks.

G'Day, ya mook!