That's really sad.

Who the hell ratted all these couples out?

Those arrested held university degrees

As usual, the liberal elitists destroying the moral fiber of society.

make me some tea: Who the hell ratted all these couples out?

The ugly one, of course.

weezbo: make me some tea: Who the hell ratted all these couples out?

The ugly one, of course.

You slay me.

Savages.

Would it be ironic if they were stoned by a man named Stephen?

lajimi: Savages.

Yeah! What on earth don't these people understand about the sanctity of marriage?

make me some tea: That's really sad.

Who the hell ratted all these couples out?

It might have been their web site.

Sybarite: Those arrested held university degrees

As usual, the liberal elitists destroying the moral fiber of society.

Iran sounds like a fundie paradise.

/Much like the underwear that entendre was built for two.

They bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into.

Stoned couple swapping?
Hm. I might have to give that a try!

I can't ever read a story about stuff like this without being a little bit scared of what humanity is capable of.

MYOB is a pretty damn simple principle. If everyone could just stick to that, we'd probably all be a lot happier.

why do they hate freedom?

And it stoned me
to my soul
Stoned me just like jellyroll
and it stoooned me

Damn Van Morrison. Heathen stoner.

Genevieve Marie: MYOB is a pretty damn simple principle. If everyone could just stick to that, we'd probably all be a lot happier.

Not religious people ... MEB is their policy.

/Mind Everyone's Business in case you missed it

Voice of America needs to open a "Persian Porn" division.

They may have looked like this

Great headline, ridiculously awful government.

I'm sure the accused got a fair trial before this absurd and evil punishment was imposed.

Headso: /Much like the underwear that entendre was built for two.

Allah is watching you adulterate,
and he's probably getting turned on.

sboyle1020: Would it be ironic if they were stoned by a man named Stephen?

Are you referring perhaps to this?

Glad to see that the Gestapo is alive and well in Iran. See 3rd from last paragraph about "the Guard".

Wasn't being married punishment enough?

Lets get this party started!!!

This is outrageous. OutFARKINGrageous.

The Fark Iran green thingy needs to be increased in size by at least another THREE pixels.

In fact someone should TWITTER about it.

I wonder how many of the Revolutionary Guards have committed moral transgressions serious enough to qualify for public execution? I'm betting a lot.

That's cool, I like to get stoned after sex too.

/and before
//sometimes during

weezbo: make me some tea: Who the hell ratted all these couples out?

The ugly one, of course.

♥

mysticcat: They may have looked like this

DAMN YOU! But I must now leave, for my lover has a firey soul. Also, she is my ride.

The Christians are seriously lagging in law enforcement.

Let's burn some people at the stake, start catching up.

Cormee: In fact someone should TWITTER about it.

Calm down, let's not get carried away here.

Headso: Sybarite: Those arrested held university degrees

As usual, the liberal elitists destroying the moral fiber of society.

Iran sounds like a fundie paradise.

/Much like the underwear that entendre was built for two.

Double LOL

You know what? Fark you, radical fundie Islamic nutjobs. Fark you right in the neck with a rusty railroad spike.

Some cultures don't deserve respect. Some deserve to be eradicated as quickly as possible. And this is one of them.

Obligatory....

Well, they'll stone ya when you're trying to be so good,
They'll stone ya just a-like they said they would.
They'll stone ya when you're tryin' to go home.
Then they'll stone ya when you're there all alone.
But I would not feel so all alone,
Everybody must get stoned.

Well, they'll stone ya when you're walkin' 'long the street.
They'll stone ya when you're tryin' to keep your seat.
They'll stone ya when you're walkin' on the floor.
They'll stone ya when you're walkin' to the door.
But I would not feel so all alone,
Everybody must get stoned.

They'll stone ya when you're at the breakfast table.
They'll stone ya when you are young and able.
They'll stone ya when you're tryin' to make a buck.
They'll stone ya and then they'll say, "good luck."
Tell ya what, I would not feel so all alone,
Everybody must get stoned.

Well, they'll stone you and say that it's the end.
Then they'll stone you and then they'll come back again.
They'll stone you when you're riding in your car.
They'll stone you when you're playing your guitar.
Yes, but I would not feel so all alone,
Everybody must get stoned.

Well, they'll stone you when you walk all alone.
They'll stone you when you are walking home.
They'll stone you and then say you are brave.
They'll stone you when you are set down in your grave.
But I would not feel so all alone,
Everybody must get stoned.

Way to go man

+1 (brownie)

Seems like almost anything you do in the middle east for fun will wind up costing u your life in a gruesome painful way...with audience participation and loud cheers.

Butterfinger: Way to go man

+1 (brownie)

Don't mind if I do... (Anybody seen the Cheetos?)

May I point out that no where in TFA did it say the couples were going to be stoned. Never let the facts get in the way of a greenlight.

OK, that was funny. I feel awful for laughing anyway, though. Why is that?

Iran: achieving new heights of douchebaggery since 1935 (or 7000 BC, counting Persia).

Seriously, Iranian goverment, fark off. Assholes.

The couples were said to have carried out sexual acts in the presence of each other and several times with multiple partners, the report added.

... For some reason, I smell bullshiat on that allegation.

/I've tried to email into the humanitarin webpages that are concerned with Iran
//That Mexico's refugee policy is "Your government is farking you up? Welcome"

GibbyTheMole: Some cultures don't deserve respect. Some deserve to be eradicated as quickly as possible. And this is one of them.

Swingers aren't that bad.

ran's moral police have arrested a dozen couples for engaging in illicit sexual acts, including swapping partners

How do you convince someone else to swap partners like this? With the girls I have met it is like you would have to win the LOTTERY!

Therefore..its OK to bomb Iran?
Right?

Everytime you read some outrage about Iran, think: am I being manipulated into hating nameless people in a far off land? What facts do I actually possess? Who benefits from my hate?

Bullshiat.

They are picking a random bunch of liberals to make an example of them and bully the people into submission.

Don't kid yourselves, the illicit sex, and partner swapping is a red herring and a lie.

Wendy's Chili

"Swingers aren't that bad."

LOL...

How about we make this a tribute to gorgeous Iranian women?


/not as hot as she is

Well they knew it was wrong there and they still put up a website about including all of their details about what was going on. If your going to do it, just keep it quiet.

NightOwl2255: May I point out that no where in TFA did it say the couples were going to be stoned. Never let the facts get in the way of a greenlight.

TFA: Extra-marital sex is illegal in Iran where Islamic sharia law is the principal source of legislation. If found guilty of adultery, those arrested in the crackdown face being stoned to death.

I know, I know. Reading is hard.

Just curious, what does the bible say about punishment for couple swapping or extra-martial sex in general?

/never read it