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(Quad City Times) Amusing Sign number 34 the recession is over? Illinois zoo stands to make $16,500 on jewelry made from reindeer crap   (qctimes.com) divider line 41
More: Amusing, Illinois, Illinois zoo, Miller Park Zoological Society, recession, Magical Reindeer Gem, chandeliers, gift shops, ton  
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AbbeySomeone 2009-11-24 08:52:03 AM  
No shiat?

 
Snarcoleptic_Hoosier 2009-11-24 08:53:18 AM  
Sounds like only vixens will buy it.

 
vudukungfu 2009-11-24 08:54:28 AM  
I'll trade you an elk.

 
Nick Nostril 2009-11-24 08:56:27 AM  
Wow, I've missed my calling.

 
Ashtrey 2009-11-24 08:59:03 AM  
34? I don't like where this is heading.

 
Nib 2009-11-24 09:00:04 AM  
So people will really pay $7.50 ($10 by mail)for glittery deer shiat?

Really?

 
syrynxx [TotalFark] 2009-11-24 09:01:32 AM  
Rule 34 vis a vis reindeer crap. Now that's a toughie.

 
syberpud 2009-11-24 09:03:30 AM  
If it were truly over, the crap jewellery would be worth twice as much.

Put American reindeer back to work! Stop importing cheap chinese reindeer crap!

 
Poppyale [TotalFark] 2009-11-24 09:05:05 AM  
I'm ordering one for my ex-husband as I type.
/It's hard to do two things at once.
//That's what she said.

 
chestylarue747 2009-11-24 09:07:18 AM  
Shouldn't that be sign number two?

 
Butterflew [TotalFark] 2009-11-24 09:07:43 AM  
That's like something you buy your boss or your 'frienemy', you don't tell them what it is, and when they wear it you laugh maniacally.

 
traylor 2009-11-24 09:11:53 AM  
Will my gf go down more often for that?

 
EZ Writer 2009-11-24 09:14:41 AM  
traylor: Will my gf go down more often for that?

Yes, but not on you.

/Sorry... too easy

 
ChromoSomes 2009-11-24 09:17:53 AM  
Here's an idea for the perfect Christmas gift for Michelle to give to President Barrack Obama. Perhaps she could have the Illinois Zoo make up a nice walnut plaque and holder to sit on his desk with a lacquered pile of reindeer shiat and the inscription: "The buck stopped here!". Just sayin...

 
Drizzit 2009-11-24 09:18:48 AM  
they must have taken this idea from the mythbusters episode about polishing crap

 
Mr. Potatoass 2009-11-24 09:21:25 AM  
traylor: Will my gf go down more often for that?

Yeah. Not on you, though.

 
Oldiron_79 2009-11-24 09:27:30 AM  
Drizzit: they must have taken this idea from the mythbusters episode about polishing crap

THIS

 
ChromoSomes 2009-11-24 09:37:45 AM  
Ahhh... The perfect Christmas gift for my exwife, Mrs. Claws!

 
marcand 2009-11-24 09:38:13 AM  
There's always someone out there to buy your stupid shiat.

 
dead_dangler 2009-11-24 09:40:12 AM  
ChromoSomes: Here's an idea for the perfect Christmas gift for Michelle to give to President Barrack Obama. Perhaps she could have the Illinois Zoo make up a nice walnut plaque and holder to sit on his desk with a lacquered pile of reindeer shiat and the inscription: "The buck stopped here!". Just sayin...

Whoa. A "witty" political zinger on Fark. What are the odds?

 
Poppyale [TotalFark] 2009-11-24 09:43:47 AM  
Everyone on my list is getting handerpants.

 
s2s2s2 2009-11-24 09:58:00 AM  
Anecdotal evidence of cooler weather does not mean we are not warming!

 
Jeecheroo 2009-11-24 10:00:34 AM  
Sounds like someone's so hot right now that they could take a turd, wrap it in tin foil, stick two fish hooks in it, and sell it to the queen as jewelry.

I wonder who that could be...

 
GypsyJoker 2009-11-24 10:01:07 AM  
At least it's reindeer shiat. In Alaska, it's moose-poop earrings, moose-poop cufflinks, moose-poop swizzle-sticks.... And moose are about the most charmless animals around.

 
MBooda 2009-11-24 10:03:31 AM  
I'm getting them for everyone on my list this year!
ep.yimg.com

 
D135 2009-11-24 10:04:52 AM  
pix.motivatedphotos.com

/oblig

 
fernanernie 2009-11-24 10:32:32 AM  
Well at least it is American made crap instead of the standard Chinese made crap.

/USA, USA, USA

 
Trance750 [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-24 10:37:42 AM  
Nib: So people will really pay $7.50 ($10 by mail)for glittery deer shiat?

Really?


If you have ever been on E-Bay, you'd be amazed at what people are willing to throw their money away on.

 
rabidferret 2009-11-24 10:58:36 AM  
MBooda: I'm getting them for everyone on my list this year!

My brother bought those for the family two years ago at Christmas. I bought him a nice watch. Annually he makes around 2x my income.

I could have killed him.

 
panteece 2009-11-24 11:10:01 AM  
Recession not over

 
HAMMERTOE [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-24 11:23:43 AM  
If it's art made of turds, chances are there's a Government Grant involved somehow, not the end of the Recession.

 
IamAwake 2009-11-24 11:32:24 AM  
no, sounds like rule #34 that the rich were untouched by the recession.

 
azbuterfly 2009-11-24 01:20:24 PM  
Miller Park Zoo! My grandma lives only a few blocks from there and we used to go all the time.

 
geekybroad 2009-11-24 01:47:47 PM  
Not as bad as coffee made from cat crap.

No I'm not kidding. Welcome to Indonesia.

 
Rodddxl 2009-11-24 02:21:59 PM  
Sign number 7,568,429 the recession is NOT over?

"See you tomorrow Jim."

"Not necessarily Bob."

 
MBooda 2009-11-24 03:44:10 PM  
Rodddxl:
"See you tomorrow Jim."

"Not necessarily Bob."


ITYM "Sam" and "Ralph".
morethananelectrician.files.wordpress.com

 
What_Would_Jimi_Do 2009-11-24 03:53:48 PM  
i guess no one remembers the man that played dad in stroker ace. he made jewelry out of quail droppings. so no, no one is copying mythbusters Link (new window)

 
What_Would_Jimi_Do 2009-11-24 03:56:57 PM  
i am trying to find video of frank o. hill on johnny carson, i have seen one and can't retrace it.

 
What_Would_Jimi_Do 2009-11-24 04:01:27 PM  
Link (new window)

the cartier of ca-ca

 
Flying Code Monkey 2009-11-24 08:12:39 PM  
I've been making fine jewelry for YEARS, apparently!

/not very obscure at all

 
DoubleAW 2009-11-26 03:40:23 PM  
I gotta get me one of these.

 
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