No shiat?

Sounds like only vixens will buy it.

I'll trade you an elk.

Wow, I've missed my calling.

34? I don't like where this is heading.

So people will really pay $7.50 ($10 by mail)for glittery deer shiat?

Really?

Rule 34 vis a vis reindeer crap. Now that's a toughie.

If it were truly over, the crap jewellery would be worth twice as much.

Put American reindeer back to work! Stop importing cheap chinese reindeer crap!

I'm ordering one for my ex-husband as I type.
/It's hard to do two things at once.
//That's what she said.

Shouldn't that be sign number two?

That's like something you buy your boss or your 'frienemy', you don't tell them what it is, and when they wear it you laugh maniacally.

Will my gf go down more often for that?

traylor: Will my gf go down more often for that?

Yes, but not on you.

/Sorry... too easy

Here's an idea for the perfect Christmas gift for Michelle to give to President Barrack Obama. Perhaps she could have the Illinois Zoo make up a nice walnut plaque and holder to sit on his desk with a lacquered pile of reindeer shiat and the inscription: "The buck stopped here!". Just sayin...

they must have taken this idea from the mythbusters episode about polishing crap

traylor: Will my gf go down more often for that?

Yeah. Not on you, though.

Drizzit: they must have taken this idea from the mythbusters episode about polishing crap

THIS

Ahhh... The perfect Christmas gift for my exwife, Mrs. Claws!

There's always someone out there to buy your stupid shiat.

ChromoSomes: Here's an idea for the perfect Christmas gift for Michelle to give to President Barrack Obama. Perhaps she could have the Illinois Zoo make up a nice walnut plaque and holder to sit on his desk with a lacquered pile of reindeer shiat and the inscription: "The buck stopped here!". Just sayin...

Whoa. A "witty" political zinger on Fark. What are the odds?

Everyone on my list is getting handerpants.

Anecdotal evidence of cooler weather does not mean we are not warming!

Sounds like someone's so hot right now that they could take a turd, wrap it in tin foil, stick two fish hooks in it, and sell it to the queen as jewelry.

I wonder who that could be...

At least it's reindeer shiat. In Alaska, it's moose-poop earrings, moose-poop cufflinks, moose-poop swizzle-sticks.... And moose are about the most charmless animals around.

I'm getting them for everyone on my list this year!

/oblig

Well at least it is American made crap instead of the standard Chinese made crap.

/USA, USA, USA

Nib: So people will really pay $7.50 ($10 by mail)for glittery deer shiat?

Really?

If you have ever been on E-Bay, you'd be amazed at what people are willing to throw their money away on.

MBooda: I'm getting them for everyone on my list this year!

My brother bought those for the family two years ago at Christmas. I bought him a nice watch. Annually he makes around 2x my income.

I could have killed him.

Recession not over

If it's art made of turds, chances are there's a Government Grant involved somehow, not the end of the Recession.

no, sounds like rule #34 that the rich were untouched by the recession.

Miller Park Zoo! My grandma lives only a few blocks from there and we used to go all the time.

Not as bad as coffee made from cat crap.

No I'm not kidding. Welcome to Indonesia.

Sign number 7,568,429 the recession is NOT over?

"See you tomorrow Jim."

"Not necessarily Bob."

Rodddxl:
"See you tomorrow Jim."

"Not necessarily Bob."

ITYM "Sam" and "Ralph".

i guess no one remembers the man that played dad in stroker ace. he made jewelry out of quail droppings. so no, no one is copying mythbusters Link (new window)

i am trying to find video of frank o. hill on johnny carson, i have seen one and can't retrace it.

Link (new window)

the cartier of ca-ca

I've been making fine jewelry for YEARS, apparently!

/not very obscure at all

I gotta get me one of these.