Can we get a 'Wisconsin' tag now, please?

JuneauwhatImean, Vern?

That sounds like a bad comedy sketch, maybe one of MadTV's writers learned hypnosis.

Are we supposed to guess what this supposed "sex act" was. Jeez, it's early here.

I want to believe that they were hot, but cold reality makes me think they are huge beasts of gelatinous fat sucking up everything around them.

Shennanigans.

The guy's dick would have frozen and broke off.

As long as I can see it from my backyard, I'm okay with it.

skinink: So breaking a window is considered foreplay? I could get into that. Somebody tell Billy Joel.


Billy Joel had an amazing Jewfro, and I can tell by how he holds that rock that he throws like a girl.

Holy crap, there's a Juneau in Wisconsin? Curse my typical American education, I swear to God I thought these people were Alaskans. I shall go kill myself by ritually falling on my... hmm, the only Japanese thing I have is a futon. It'll be a slow death.

/failmitter

Juneau, Wisconsin.

This was in Neosho, though. I dated a girl from the area several years ago. It's a white-trash hillbilly area of the state like you wouldn't believe.

fireclown: JuneauwhatImean, Vern?

Thanks, was forgetting a good one

Maybe she just misunderstood when she asked the neighbor and her husband if they had any caulk for her window?

/Nothin'. I gots it.

Thisbymaster 2009-11-24 08:49:09 AM

I want to believe that they were hot, but cold reality makes me think they are huge beasts of gelatinous fat sucking up everything around them.

definitely this

*reads headline*

Wow, that's kinda funny I guess.

*reads article*

They sound like they're from Florida.

Headline is a 'tense' nightmare.

/Or I'm reading it too soon after waking.

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase: "Mouthing off to your neighbor!"

Molavian: Juneau, Wisconsin. This was in Neosho, though. I dated a girl from the area several years ago. It's a white-trash hillbilly area of the state like you wouldn't believe.

I really didn't wanna call ya on it, but, are ya sure that you wanna admit to dating a "white-trash hillbilly...girl" from anywhere? Juno what Im gettin at?

ChromoSomes: I really didn't wanna call ya on it, but, are ya sure that you wanna admit to dating a "white-trash hillbilly...girl" from anywhere? Juno what Im gettin at?

Plenty of people bad-mouth Golden Corral but have never dined there, but not Molavian; he can now criticize from experience. Sometimes in-depth data collection makes later mate selection more efficient.

This story would have been completely hilarious if it hadn't been for the child witness... I'm sure that wasn't their intention. But now it is all sex-offendy.

Do you know the Klingon proverb that says that revenge is a dish that is best served cold?

It is very cold... in Wisconsin in November.

Son of Thunder: Do you know the Klingon proverb that says that revenge is a dish that is best served cold?

It is very cold... in Wisconsin in November.

The Klingons took that from the Mafia when they were allies. Farking thieves. Can't trust a Klingon.

Farking on the neighbor's porch sounds like Wednesday around these parts.

Son of Thunder: Do you know the Klingon proverb that says that revenge is a dish that is best served cold?

It is very cold... in Wisconsin in November.

FTA: Police were called to the couple's Milwaukee Street home around 7:10 p.m. on Aug. 23

Juneau Wisconsin, it makes sense now.

it would be hard to have sex standing up with multiple layers on.

Yay! It's the wrong Juneau! *does happy dance*

Egalitarian: Juneau Wisconsin, it makes sense now.

it would be hard to have sex standing up with multiple layers on.

You sound small.

What I imagine the sexual taunting would be like:
Sometime my sister, she show her vazhïn to my brother Bilo and say "You will never get this you will never get it la la la la la la." He behind his cage. He cries, he cries and everybody laughs. She goes "You never get this." But one time he break cage and he "get this" and then we all laugh. High five!

....Kimberly Ferguson, 43

Something tells me she doesn't look like this fortysomething:



/hot like her

JuneO face

Son of Thunder: Do you know the Klingon proverb that says that revenge is a dish that is best served cold?

It is very cold... in Wisconsin in November.

Actually we have had a very warm november. It's been about 40-60 this last month.

Sass-O-Rev: Son of Thunder: Do you know the Klingon proverb that says that revenge is a dish that is best served cold?

It is very cold... in Wisconsin in November.

FTA: Police were called to the couple's Milwaukee Street home around 7:10 p.m. on Aug. 23

tweekster: Son of Thunder: Do you know the Klingon proverb that says that revenge is a dish that is best served cold?

It is very cold... in Wisconsin in November.

Actually we have had a very warm november. It's been about 40-60 this last month.

Well I'm just rolling FAIL this morning, then.

Maybe I should take a nap under my desk instead of working. Might be safer.

In my house, we just call this "Tuesday night."

Son of Thunder: Do you know the Klingon proverb that says that revenge is a dish that is best served cold?

It is very cold... in Wisconsin in November.

Phantom Limb: Revenge, like gazpacho soup, is best served cold, precise, and merciless.

Monarch: Oh yeah, you can never have too much precision in your soup.

Egalitarian: Juneau Wisconsin, it makes sense now.

it would be hard to have sex standing up with multiple layers on.

Not much difference, the forecast for Dec 1.

Juneau WI: 38
Juneau AK: 34

I would guess that as the year goes on, the temps will be pretty close.

Interesting weather facts from weather.com:



* Juneau, WI on average is warmer than Juneau, AK by 8°F.

* Juneau, WI recorded the highest temperature of 101°F in 1995.

* The overall average low temperatures for Juneau, WI and Juneau, AK are the same.

* Juneau, WI recorded the lowest temperature of -36°F in 1994.

* Juneau, AK averages more precipitation than Juneau, WI by 25.3in.

Juneau AK is a coastal city on the inside passage with much the same climate as anywhere else in the Pacific Northwest (as opposed to southcentral Alaska, which has a similar climate to the upper midwest).

And you're a pedophile for even looking in their direction.

I wish I had neighbors who would do that.

/not the current neighbors, though.
//ewwww.... brain bleach, STAT!

Thanks for doing the weather recon guys. Saved me a few clicks.

srtpointman: if they had any caulk for her window?

*snert*