American college sports fans never cease to amaze me in how low they can go. I mean, really, these are your smart people? How dumb are your non-university folks? Or do you have some strange bizzaro-thing going on?

/Also, Your beer, for the most part, is far too weak.

And then the perpitrator was heard to yell out, "WHO'S BAD?!?" before fleeing the seen in a turquoise Mazda Miata convertable.

Imma let you finish and that was a pretty good crazy fan incident and all but Selena had the craziest violent fan IN THE WORLD

Sorry, but this still doesn't touch the Alabama linebacker Courtney Upshaw story.

/No jail time after domestic incidence with my daughter?
//Roll Tide!

mavrickatubc: American college sports fans never cease to amaze me in how low they can go. I mean, really, these are your smart people? How dumb are your non-university folks? Or do you have some strange bizzaro-thing going on?

/Also, Your beer, for the most part, is far too weak.

A. This guy was probably some local wacko not a ND student.
B. We don't stab people at futbol games.
C. Budweiser =/= American beer.

Was the hero tag in the Shouth Bend City jail? What a couple of douches...Clausen a the guy who hit him

generaltimmy: Was the hero tag in the Shouth Bend City jail? What a couple of douches...Clausen a the guy who hit him

you spell drunk

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you spell drunk

He did... yes he did! : )

he should have punched their fat ass coach

Will the fan be charged with a hate crime?

Tom Cable was there?

Following up my previous comment, 1st result for Google search of "punched their fat ass coach" comes up "Michigan linebacker Jonas Mouton".

Non-relevant to thread, other than the sucker punch part.

don't drink and type. it's the Fark law.

I liked my headline better:

Jimmy Clausen sucker-punched by irate fan outside restaurant. Offensive line volunteers to investigate crime scene.

Thoughts?

/is this post bad form on my part?

Well, everyone else was having fun beating up the Irish, they figured it was their turn.

I hate the Irish with quite a passion, but this is quite a d-bag thing to do.

Sucker punching Clausen was a douchebag thing to do, but Clausen was a douchebag for not waiting till the end of the season to announce his intentions for next year, and no, I don't want to hear any crap about him avoiding injury...they're playing him anyway. Way to demoralize the team...I'll bet a few of them may have wanted to punch him, too. In fact...maybe the guy was paid to do it, hahahahaha!

mavrickatubc: American college sports fans never cease to amaze me in how low they can go. I mean, really, these are your smart people? How dumb are your non-university folks? Or do you have some strange bizzaro-thing going on?

/Also, Your beer, for the most part, is far too weak.

First off, what do you consider American beer? Sam Adams has a good line of imperials that are over 9%. Dogfish Head has many at 7% and above and there are a great number of other breweries that make excellent strong ales and lagers. Oh yeah, and to quote the movies Canadian Bacon, "Canadian beer sucks!"

Also, sounds like this kid hits harder than the ND defense. Maybe he should try out for the team.

What do you tell an Irish quarterback with two black eyes?

Nothing! You already told him twice.

/low hanging fruit

williamzabka: I hate the Irish with quite a passion, but this is quite a d-bag thing to do.

The beauty of this though was it wasn't an opposing fan, it was a Notre Dame fan, or so the story goes. He punched Clausen because he was mad about Clausen's performance, which in turn implies he was pulling for Notre Dame during the game. So despite all this crap about "Hey Loyal Sons" and all that, they turn on their own.

/Would take the punch for Clausen
//Because he is a man, he is 40

Who said that failure should not have consequences?

Were he a soccer player they'd be finding him in ditches over the course of the next several days.

Why are so mant college and pro athletes primadonnas these days?

Because they believe that there will be no consequences for their behavior, and that's our own fault.

mista_tibbs: And then the perpitrator was heard to yell out, "WHO'S BAD?!?" before fleeing the seen in a turquoise Mazda Miata convertable.

You sure it was turquoise?

mavrickatubc: American college sports fans Human Beings never cease to amaze me in how low they can go. I mean, really, these are your smart people? How dumb are your non-university folks? Or do you have some strange bizzaro-thing going on?

/Also, Your beer, for the most part, is far too weak.

FTFY

/first FTFY ever

ha-ha-guy: williamzabka: I hate the Irish with quite a passion, but this is quite a d-bag thing to do.

The beauty of this though was it wasn't an opposing fan, it was a Notre Dame fan, or so the story goes. He punched Clausen because he was mad about Clausen's performance, which in turn implies he was pulling for Notre Dame during the game. So despite all this crap about "Hey Loyal Sons" and all that, they turn on their own.


Ah yes, they turn on their own. One moron clearly represents all Notre Dame fans. If you go down a few threads you can find evidence that all Steeler fans kick dogs to death. Or else you could just get a farking clue.

Notre Dame has problems aplenty, but Jimmy Clausen is not one of them.

This is my boomstick: mavrickatubc: American college sports fans never cease to amaze me in how low they can go. I mean, really, these are your smart people? How dumb are your non-university folks? Or do you have some strange bizzaro-thing going on?

/Also, Your beer, for the most part, is far too weak.

First off, what do you consider American beer? Sam Adams has a good line of imperials that are over 9%. Dogfish Head has many at 7% and above and there are a great number of other breweries that make excellent strong ales and lagers. Oh yeah, and to quote the movies Canadian Bacon, "Canadian beer sucks!"

Also, sounds like this kid hits harder than the ND defense. Maybe he should try out for the team.

Ahh, yes, you hit my "for the most part" right on the head. There is wonderful American beer. There is also Bud Light at 3% alcohol, which just seems pointless to me. I do enjoy their ads, and I have had a few buds (ballparks, mainly), but they still suck.

The line in Canadian Bacon is actually by Canadians. It's a joke about how we're beer snobs in Canada, but it's not actually saying that our beer sucks. It's sneaky, clever and self-depricating: pure Canadiana.

Also, what the hell's with your college basketball fans? I heard that Duke students found Kevin Love's phone number and threatened to kill him and his family. Man, I'm a Flames fan but I would never have called up Wayner and told him I was coming after Walter.

Jimmy Clausen seems like a huge douche who should probably be punched on general principle, but I don't see why you'd hit him if you're pissed about ND's season. He's played pretty well this year.

Now if someone were to punch Cheeseburger Charlie or some of the guys on defense, it would seem a tad bit more appropriate.

mavrickatubc

Slow morning at work so you thought you'd get some trolling in, eh?

Page B: /is this post bad form on my part?

No. It's bad form that we all don't get to punch Jimmy Clueless for sucking so stupendously.

\farking ran a qb scramble from his OWN FARKING SIDE of the field with no time left....will never forgive or forget that level of stupidity

mavrickatubc: Also, what the hell's with your college basketball fans? I heard that Duke students found Kevin Love's phone number and threatened to kill him and his family. Man, I'm a Flames fan but I would never have called up Wayner and told him I was coming after Walter.

I believe it was Oregon fans who did that. They were pissed that he didn't go there since he's from Oregon. It's inexcusable.

/went to a college without big sports
//one of the only things I didn't like about it
///was thisclose to going to BC instead

kippyj: Sucker punching Clausen was a douchebag thing to do, but Clausen was a douchebag for not waiting till the end of the season to announce his intentions for next year, and no, I don't want to hear any crap about him avoiding injury...they're playing him anyway. Way to demoralize the team...I'll bet a few of them may have wanted to punch him, too. In fact...maybe the guy was paid to do it, hahahahaha!

Wait - he's leaving??? Seriously???? This could be my Christmas present if it's true!

FriarReb98: Wait - he's leaving??? Seriously???? This could be my Christmas present if it's true!

I missed that part too, I didn't know he was leaving

The Irish went from Quinn to Clausen... with this transference in logic, the next QB will be named Eve, Summers Eve

Whodat?: mavrickatubc

Slow morning at work so you thought you'd get some trolling in, eh?

Oh, man, you have no idea how slow. You got me cold there.

Clausen's leaving? I remember the last I heard of him, he was just announcing that he was going to Notr Dame, and he was going to win 4 National championships. How did that work out for him?


I haven't followed college football for awhile.

Glad to see the douche got what was coming to him. And I'll readily admit I have no clue what I'm talking about. He just looks like a douche.

mavrickatubc: This is my boomstick: mavrickatubc: American college sports fans never cease to amaze me in how low they can go. I mean, really, these are your smart people? How dumb are your non-university folks? Or do you have some strange bizzaro-thing going on?

/Also, Your beer, for the most part, is far too weak.

First off, what do you consider American beer? Sam Adams has a good line of imperials that are over 9%. Dogfish Head has many at 7% and above and there are a great number of other breweries that make excellent strong ales and lagers. Oh yeah, and to quote the movies Canadian Bacon, "Canadian beer sucks!"

Also, sounds like this kid hits harder than the ND defense. Maybe he should try out for the team.

Ahh, yes, you hit my "for the most part" right on the head. There is wonderful American beer. There is also Bud Light at 3% alcohol, which just seems pointless to me. I do enjoy their ads, and I have had a few buds (ballparks, mainly), but they still suck.

The line in Canadian Bacon is actually by Canadians. It's a joke about how we're beer snobs in Canada, but it's not actually saying that our beer sucks. It's sneaky, clever and self-depricating: pure Canadiana.

Also, what the hell's with your college basketball fans? I heard that Duke students found Kevin Love's phone number and threatened to kill him and his family. Man, I'm a Flames fan but I would never have called up Wayner and told him I was coming after Walter.

Good call on the Canadian Bacon, you passed my test and can now be my friend. And yes, I currently have Moose Head and Molsen XXX in the fridge. Bud is crap.

As far as college basketball, this is another example of why Duke sucks. There is a reason Duke Sucks is a meme.

This is my boomstick: As far as college basketball, this is another example of why Duke sucks. There is a reason Duke Sucks is a meme.

Again, in that case it wasn't Duke. It was Oregon. But still, Duke does suck.

p the boiler: The Irish went from Quinn to Clausen... with this transference in logic, the next QB will be named Eve, Summers Eve

No, *this* would be the next quarterback:


Or, if we measure by the drop-off in intelligence, the next quarterback would be:


\no offense to the hammer or wood, didn't want to bring them into the equation
\\and as for Quinn... there's too much suck on the Browns to be 100% sure it's *just* him, per Cassel's Law

FreakinB: This is my boomstick: As far as college basketball, this is another example of why Duke sucks. There is a reason Duke Sucks is a meme.

Again, in that case it wasn't Duke. It was Oregon. But still, Duke does suck.

Yes I know, but Duke sucks.
Quite day at work today.

mavrickatubc: Ahh, yes, you hit my "for the most part" right on the head. There is wonderful American beer. There is also Bud Light at 3% alcohol, which just seems pointless to me. I do enjoy their ads, and I have had a few buds (ballparks, mainly), but they still suck.

The line in Canadian Bacon is actually by Canadians. It's a joke about how we're beer snobs in Canada, but it's not actually saying that our beer sucks. It's sneaky, clever and self-depricating: pure Canadiana.

It's been a while since I was in Canada, but isn't there a beer whose name is a number, like "54"? Or am I trippin'?

Why punch Clausen? He's performing. Punch someone on defense.

Except you take the risk they go down so easily you get called for holding.


/UConn game should never have gone into OT... worst two holding calls ever

mavrickatubc: American college sports fans never cease to amaze me in how low they can go. I mean, really, these are your smart people? How dumb are your non-university folks? Or do you have some strange bizzaro-thing going on?

/Also, Your beer, for the most part, is far too weak.

0/10. Easily beaten by myriad pictures of soccer fans rioting, players being beheaded for mistakes, etc....

Do better.

mavrickatubc: Whodat?: mavrickatubc

Slow morning at work so you thought you'd get some trolling in, eh?

Oh, man, you have no idea how slow. You got me cold there.

Haha, well, nice work. I doff my cap to thee!

So are they going to change their name from 'Fighting Irish' to 'Getting Punched in the Face Irish'???

RockChalkH1N1: Page B: generaltimmy: Was the hero tag in the Shouth Bend City jail? What a couple of douches...Clausen a the guy who hit him

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He did... yes he did! : )

stupid wireless keyboard! lol

Cat Food Sandwiches: It's been a while since I was in Canada, but isn't there a beer whose name is a number, like "54"? Or am I trippin'?

http://www.labatt.com/english/lbc_brands/fam/fb_50.html

/around here only the old farts drink it

He got his ass kicked in front of his mother. How pathetic. This pretty much sums up the cowardice of the ND players and the classlessness of its fans.

I'll just answer several farkers all at once: he announced two weeks ago that he's headed for the draft instead of his senior year. I suppose he may have thought that Charlie would stop playing him, thereby keeping him from possible injury, but THAT'S not gonna' happen. Anyway, what was he going to do with a Bachelor's Degree in Sociology?

MaverickRL: Cat Food Sandwiches: It's been a while since I was in Canada, but isn't there a beer whose name is a number, like "54"? Or am I trippin'?

http://www.labatt.com/english/lbc_brands/fam/fb_50.html

/around here only the old farts drink it

Yeah, 50, not 54. Thanks, I tried to look it up but I'm blocked at work because of "alcohol". Damn firewall.