OH GOD WHAT THE FARK

I wish I'd have been invited to that party.

Somehow, those photos reminded me of a 55-gallon Hefty contractor trash bag.

And that's an improvement over my initial thoughts on the matter.

I'd hit it.

I see the studman69 contingent has landed.

For 52 years old she looks pretty good to me.

Lemme hear that cougar roar!

HOT. I'd hit it like the fist o God.

Approves.

Yeah, we all look pretty awesome on the dance floor.

With a flash going off.

Show me your random stuff looking better.

Give me a break ;)

Remember when she had a camera shoved up her ass on live TV about nine years ago? I do. Ugh.

I'm a couple of years younger than she is, and if you took a picture of me dancing, you'd need neurosurgery to get that awful picture out of your mind.

Remember that.

Or not ;)

SpeshilEdjukashin: Remember when she had a camera cock shoved up her ass on live TV about nine years ago?


I'll be in my rack.

Ooh Kathie Lee, you're such a special woman to me,
How I'd love to lay you down
And lick every inch of your body
With my tongue
Kathie Lee, you're my sexual fantasy
How 'bout you and me?
Get it together and make sweet love...


(first thing I thought of for some reason)

Barnacles!: HOT. I'd hit it like the fist o God.

You, my friend, need to calibrate your hitometer.

Yeah, I'd probably hit it.

Sumo Surfer: You, my friend, need to calibrate your hitometer.

90% of the married male population of this earth will be lucky if their wives look that good at her age. Lighten up, Francis.

Fap.

Petite cougars FTW.

/Hot like the cougar she could be
//Sharp knees and all that

SpeshilEdjukashin: Remember when she had a camera shoved up her ass on live TV about nine years ago? I do. Ugh.

you mean the most hilarious thing ever shown on TV let alone the times square jumbotron?

The last one reminds me of the "im poopin'" cat.

She is a good looking woman even if her politics are farked up.

She's looking right at the camera with the bedroom eyes.. itchin' and scratchin'

Couric got banged.

Chelsea Handler?

Deborah Norville is still way better looking Katie you slag...

In To-Night's new. The economy re-bound-ed with higher gains then previously pro-jected! Whoa! President Obama reportedly said "Sweet!"

More news and more leg after this.

And/or

If I can't keep the CBS gig, I can always try to Naked News MILF of the Week spot.

I hit it...with the lights off.

I don't have anything to add except my bias is showing. Her, Hillary Clinton, and Martha Stewart. No, I have no idea why and no she wasn't on the list until tonight.

When she "reported" on that morning show, I despised her.
When she anchored that news program, I ignored her.
When she destroyed Palin in that interview, I respected her.
After seeing the photos, I lust for her.

Harry Freakstorm: In To-Night's new. The economy re-bound-ed with higher gains then previously pro-jected! Whoa! President Obama reportedly said "Sweet!"

More news and more leg after this.

And/or

If I can't keep the CBS gig, I can always try to Naked News MILF of the Week spot.

Also, that pic made me think if she was pissing it'd be the perfect Fark NSFW pic or gorgor link.

WhoIsWillo: Approves.

Beat me to it.

Kouric: "I wore a long white island dress and a floppy white hat and I carried a walking stick"
Auto-tune guest: "Am I crazy am I trippin on shrooms or you singing about pimping on the late night news?"
Together: "You can be Lady Ga Ga, I can be T-Pain..."

/Loves Auto-Tune the news

I came for the Autotune-the-News reference and I leave satisfied.

/very thin ice

I wouldnt kick her out of bed for eating crackers, thats for sure.

Every time I read "Katie Couric" I hear it in my head as Sacha Baron Cohen saying it in Talladega Nights. It drives me mad. I'd definitely sleep with her if I got the opportunity. Older ladies can be exceptionally sexy and confident in bed.

/Will you be my Katie Couric?

Sumo Surfer: Barnacles!: HOT. I'd hit it like the fist o God.

You, my friend, need to calibrate your hitometer.

Look that good at 51 you will not.

/meh

I'd like to have Katie and Michelle Gielen in a contest to see who could do me better...

Little Girl: What has been seen cannot be unseen

or

I'm not getting aboard the choo choo train.

I was once told I looked like I was having a seizure while dancing....so I'm getting a kick.

I'd give her a rectal exam.

fireclown: SpeshilEdjukashin: Remember when she had a camera shoved up her ass on live TV about nine years ago? I do. Ugh.

you mean the most hilarious thing ever shown on TV let alone the times square jumbotron?

I remember that one now!



/oh, and put me in the 'yeah, you bet I still would' catagory.

I would put my penis in here vagina and here anus.

Can't wait to see what some of you guys are going to be hittin' at 52. My guess is they will look like the Cloverfield monster with bangs.

She looks good...STFU Studmen.

thatguyfred: I would put my penis in here vagina and here anus.


You're a little vague, aren't you?

thatguyfred: I would put my penis in here vagina and here anus.

You sound hermaphroditic.

thatguyfred: I would put my penis in here vagina and here anus.

here vagina? Yes, there vagina.

this is exactly the kind of hard hitting, topical, and incredibly important news story that Katie Couric would cover.

thatguyfred: I would put my penis in here vagina and here anus.

"Where wolf?"
"There wolf. There castle."
"Why are we talking this way?"
"I thought you wanted to."
"No, I didn't want to."
"Suit yourself, I'm easy."

I would penis her forthwith.

I hate auto correct on these phones.

Everyone certainly knows I would have intercourse with the Couric lady and I would enjoy here vaginal parts.

Good for her, glad she had a good time. Looks damn good for 52, but then again, she's paid to be.