Dammitall. I can't get myself to watch the video because i farkin' HATE Kirk Cameron *that* much. I'd love a transcript, though. Still, if he got schooled, it might be worth watching tomorrow or something... it's too late, and my fundie quota has been filled via politics threads.

Never get into a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

It's like punching babies. Sure you can do it, but who really loses?

BlackCat23: Still, if he got schooled, it might be worth watching tomorrow or something

He got schooled. First part of the video isn't too loud to be able to hear much, but after about a 1/3 the way in you can hear everything and he is biatch slapped like a ho who didn't pay her daddy on Saturday night.

I want instant pwned, not this dragged out hard-to-hear video diarrhea crapfest.

And like that chick who like tried to like make like a valid point, like?

Like, stupid chicks who overuse the word 'like' like, suck.

Like ya know?

Norad: I want instant pwned

Sometimes the pwn is worth waiting for.

All of his nonsense about trying to connect Darwin with Hitler... I wonder why no one has pointed out to Kirk that Hitler was, in fact, a Christian. He didn't attend church often, but he was raised Catholic, he praised the Christian community and even befriended church leaders.

Christians absolutely hate hearing that, and they often make attempts to deny it, but history doesn't lie.

Awww, poor baby.

Dumber than a box of rocks. I am not talking about your ordinary rocks either, I am talking about a box of broken, dense, "snaggley" old granite rocks having unfair intellectual advantages over Kirk.

/Seriously, how does he even remember to breath?
//In before the "The stupid, it burns!" pics. For anyone intending to post a "The stupid, it burns!" pic., I have a question for you: "If the stupid actually burns, how is that we have not watched Kirk become a greasy ball of flame in a an instance of spontaneous combustion?"
///If your answer is that "The stupid" burns the person witnessing the stupidity, well then I would recommend donning asbestos underwear before watching Kirk in action.

I had plans to get my hands on a copy of this book, but they wussed out and passed them out a day ahead of schedule (which makes them liars, but hey, their souls not mine).

Was totally bummed until I got a message from a friend saying she had run into them on campus and snagged me a copy. If only it had been signed...

Damn. I thought perhaps he had been caught in a gay orgy.

A girl can dream, can't she?

The proof is in the pudding.

The TMZ poll got a chuckle.

Photoshop doesn't lie.

Shame on all of you! Laughing at the developmentally disabled is cruel! If god wanted Kirk to be smart, he would have designed him that way.

What's with the music?

ninjakirby: I had plans to get my hands on a copy of this book, but they wussed out and passed them out a day ahead of schedule (which makes them liars, but hey, their souls not mine).

Was totally bummed until I got a message from a friend saying she had run into them on campus and snagged me a copy. If only it had been signed...

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I too would like a signed copy. I would have it framed along with a real copy of Darwin's book.

/Of course, then I would have to come up with something pithy to caption it with; maybe something about Kirk attempting to prove Darwin wrong by devolving .

Kirk Cameron should have shut that biatch up by stuffing his cock into her loudmouth pie hole.

I'm really disappointed no one posted this yet.

farkingismybusiness: Photoshop doesn't lie.

whats hilarious about that debate on Nightline is that one of the members of the Rational Response Squad, whom Kirk battled his lack of wits with, went on to become a porn star by the name of Kasey Grant.



/kirks a moron
//everybody loves a threadjack which includes large breasts
///back to your normal "kirk is a moron" thread

Epsilon: All of his nonsense about trying to connect Darwin with Hitler... I wonder why no one has pointed out to Kirk that Hitler was, in fact, a Christian. He didn't attend church often, but he was raised Catholic, he praised the Christian community and even befriended church leaders.

Christians absolutely hate hearing that, and they often make attempts to deny it, but history doesn't lie.

The christians I know take the easy out... they point out that he was catholic and hitler was in league with the catholic church. Because every good protestant fundie knows catholics are just below atheists and liberals on the ladder of evil.

They made a mockery of Kirk Cameron a couple weeks back on the Howard Stern show. It was farking hilarious. He had this kooky background music going on with his postulations that had me crying with laughter.

where is banana man

I'm peeling a banana right now, a modern banana that's taken humans over a century to genetically modify to be in its present form, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/no, I seriously am peeling a banana for breakfast!

Video I was alluding to with awesome cheeseball background music:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oM0oBuhTLRI

I like how he is sitting with the chair backwards. Like he is youthful and "telling it like it is". As if it adds to his argument. And the eyes, crazy lifeless eyes like that shark.

hubiestubert:

That frame with the kittens being flipped off is hilarious, btw. I'd copy and post it to my FB account if not for the "punching babies" comment that would not sit well with many of my older relatives and friends.

Of course, I did just sign on and wish "On the Origin of Species" a happy 150th birthday. That won't sit well with a lot of them either, but it's not as crass...

Kirk Cameron: Smarmy, retarded dick.

Damn, I haven't clicked on the link or read the thread yet, but I'm already clapping my hands with glee :-D

With this headline, it *has* to be awesome!

/off to click link

I think Kirk Cameron is wildly ignorant. Still, every once in a while I kind of like the guy, and think he's just ignorant but sincerely religious and probably a good dude. Other times, I'm not so sure he's that sincere or behaving in honest good faith.

BlackCat23: Dammitall. I can't get myself to watch the video because i farkin' HATE Kirk Cameron *that* much. I'd love a transcript, though. Still, if he got schooled, it might be worth watching tomorrow or something... it's too late, and my fundie quota has been filled via politics threads.

Seconded by this non-native speaker.
It was *really* hard to understand.

GoSurfing: I like how he is sitting with the chair backwards. Like he is youthful and "telling it like it is". As if it adds to his argument. And the eyes, crazy lifeless eyes like that shark.

He lies like a dog in that video. Damn near every sentence in the first two minutes is a complete falsehood. How these people live with themselves, I have no idea - the pile of tax-free money they sleep on probably helps.

I met the banana man himself, Ray Comfort, when he came to meet with my Atheist group. He seemed nice enough. The guy who accompanied him was way more over-the-top. We were all saddened when Ray refused to hold a banana while we posed for a group picture.
/cool story?

Idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot.

A: Things that come out of Kirk Cameron's mouth.
http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/3819/eledreck.jpg
NSFWish

Relatively Obscure: I think Kirk Cameron is wildly ignorant. Still, every once in a while I kind of like the guy, and think he's just ignorant but sincerely religious and probably a good dude. Other times, I'm not so sure he's that sincere or behaving in honest good faith.


I think he's afraid of death, and this is his bizarre way of dealing with it.

Ah creationists, they seek debate in the worst way and they achieve it.

Creationism, is there nothing it cannot do?

noneoftheabove: Shame on all of you! Laughing at the developmentally disabled is cruel! If god wanted Kirk to be smart, he would have designed him that way.

THIS.

GoSurfing:

/I did not like that
//I did not like that at all

what about the carmen electra tape?

You know, if we started a Kirk Cameron Is God cult, right, and it got huge, ok, and then he found out about it, uh huh, would Kirk Cameron get upset because he's going to hell for being a false god whether he wanted it or not?

/sorry, the coffee this morning is really really good

Where do I leave my quarter for the trumpet player?

/tipper.

Well, that was fun to watch. Can I get my seven minutes back?

No? Okay.

farkingismybusiness: The proof is in the pudding.

My favorite comic on the subject.

PowersThatBe: Where do I leave my quarter for the trumpet player?

/tipper.

15% for good service, mind you!

iamkingof: what about the carmen electra tape?

Don't remind me....just...don't.

iamkingof: what about the carmen electra tape?

wut

TheGhostofFarkPast: farkingismybusiness: ... went on to become a porn star by the name of Kasey Grant.

Thaaaaannkkk yooouuu!!! I only knew her as Kelly M78. Muahahaha, the kitten holocaust is nigh!

jayhawk88: farkingismybusiness: The proof is in the pudding.

My favorite comic on the subject.

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There is another amusing thing about the occasional claim by the creationists that bananas are proof of intelligent design. The most common edible banana cultivar; the 'Cavendish' is a crossbreed of two plants that are largely inedible and is itself (usually) seedless. The stupid plant would not exist without human intervention.

/mmmmmmm bananas.

I didn't hear much ownage. Lots of interrupting and, like, she was as annoying as him. And trumpets.

It's easy to be a smug, opinionated bowl-of-dicks when you don't have to work for a living or deal with the real world. Just sayin', Kirk, just sayin'.