Successful Troll is successful.

You can do anything on Zombocom.... anything at all.

"Oh look a caption contest on Fark"

Also this lady is giving the finger to the prez.

finger (new window)

"My headline for this post was so much better than subby's".

"And then he said, Goonie Goo-goo!"

So that's what Rule 34 means.

Junior Staffer Franklin shows off his Bejeweled skills.

Right in the statisticals!

"Haha, that'll get a lot of bites. How did you think of the name SkinnyHead anyway?"

Once you go gootse, you never go back.

So that's where the penis goes!

"...and that sir, is the actress known as Cytheria."

/search at own risk

"Hey, what are those chicks going to do with that cup.....OH GOD, NUKE IT FROM ORBIT!!!"

"Don't try to make it too clever, Mr. President. Remember, this is FARK."

Here is Natalie and Hillary. This is why you keep the AC on full!

Yes! Nailin' Palin is finally out!

"Bullshiat, that's chocolate ice cream."

"is that Alaska?"

"This is shopped. I can tell..."

"Old news is so exciting!"

"Hey guys check out this gorgor link..."

/smiles end

President Obama and his staff get an exclusive look at all eight Carrie Prejean videos.

"President remember that girl at the G8 convention? Well this is the shot from the ground"

arrogant idiots

mdbuff12: Cytheria

squirt!

She is one of my favs

"Don't try to make it too clever, Mr. President. Remember, this is FARK."

/now with voting goodness

Phil, you have to have a job in order for taxes to be withheld.

"Mr. President, check out this video we found. It's got these two chicks eating ice cream or something!"

"Yes, Mr. President, this is the front page of the National Porn Archives."

"Hey, check out this video..."
"Leeroooooooooy Jenkiiiiins!!!"

"See, now we can host a Modern Warfare 2 server here on Air Force One."

Deleted scene from American Pie.

"Yeah, and then after that 1990 thing, we made up the name Alfred Peachous."

. . . and on this site, they've replaced your head with that fish guy from Return of the Jedi . . . it's brilliant!



/ and here are cats who apparently like cheeseburgers
/ but don't spell very well.

"2 Girls One Cup, I don't get it. Shhh just watch."

*pffft* You only went to 140 MHz? And what the fark!? Only a 15.5 multiplier factor? What the fark kind of pussy are you? You know the Athlon can go 150 and 17.5! Weak sauce, man. Weak. Farking. Sauce.


/misread the headline and just decided to go with it
//A vote for me is a vote for illiteracy!

Wow, Windows 7 is really cool.

I don't have a caption, but Obama doesn't look too amused, which makes me assume he's thinking, "shiat, I hope this doesn't come back to bite me in the ass."

They're watching Glenn Beck videos on youtube.

"Moments later, Obama was to learn of the 'pickle incident'."

So that is what lemon party is...

"Come on, come on, just a little more... move the cursor through that tiny corridor and then you're done the maze! Watch those walls, watch those walls!"

*SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAMMMMMMMMM*

Everyone freaks out except the two guys on the far left because they've already seen this 'game'.

"Sir just keep watching this fat chick stomping on grapes for some news show"

Phil Herup: "Find out who this 'Phil Herup' guy is and sick the IRS on him."

Yeah a random retard who attention whores threads on fark is a real danger!!!

"Wait wait wait...it gets better. If I enter the secret room while carrying the invisible dot, I get to see the programmers' names. Sweet, huh?"

Damn, you've been eaten by a grue..

"Now we don't have to see the rest of Jennifer's Body."