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(Google) Spiffy We might have a Monday Night Football thread. We might also have a football game in Houston that people care about. Probably not though   (google.com) divider line 305
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Foaming [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 08:41:12 PM  
Go T__ans!

 
drew46n2 [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 08:44:52 PM  
we'll see. maybe use the mike vick thread as the discussion. it's already green.

 
RminusQ [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 08:46:33 PM  
So this is the first time I've gotten home and in front of the TV in time for kickoff. What in the jesus h christ is that opening sequence? Did they just blow up the space station?

 
Quasar [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 08:47:48 PM  
Exciting back-to-back 3-and-outs to start off this slobberknocker.

 
Foaming [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 08:50:14 PM  
RminusQ: Did they just blow up the space station?

I got that impression too.

 
DamnYankees [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 08:52:18 PM  
Intense game so far. I don't care about these teams, but if they play like this I'll keep watching.

 
Quasar [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 08:53:18 PM  
Yeah. Both teams have the potential to play an exciting game, they just haven't done it often enough this season.

Here's hoping this is one of them, because I have a bowl of my five-hour chili sitting in front of me and damnit, I plan to enjoy it.

 
DamnYankees [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 08:54:21 PM  
This ref has a ridiculous drawl. It's distracting.

 
Quasar [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 08:54:55 PM  
Chris Brown is playing like Rihanna's on the other side of the scrimmag eline.

 
BigSnatch [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 09:09:19 PM  
Formula for a Jaws comment:


(Insert player) is one of the best (Insert skill) in the National Football League.

 
Quasar [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 09:11:19 PM  
BigSnatch: Formula for a Jaws comment:


(Insert player) is one of the best (Insert skill) in the National Football League.


Hahahaha... I was thinking that exact thing. Also, formula for a Gruden comment:

(Insert quarterback) is one of the best (Insert quarterback skill) in the National Football League.

 
Quasar [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 09:16:38 PM  
I think I just messed myself during the promo for next week's MNF game.

 
Quasar [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 09:21:11 PM  
ALRIGHT GUYS HUDDLE UP, DO A Z-OUT EAGLE SLANT KNEE-TAKE ON THREE

READY, BREAK

 
RminusQ [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 09:22:01 PM  
Foaming: RminusQ: Did they just blow up the space station?

I got that impression too.


Do they do that every week, or was that just because this is Houston which has NASA?

Brilliant timeout there Jeff Fisher.

 
oldebayer [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 09:30:10 PM  
I only got interested when in the pre-game show they claimed Houston has the best tailgate food in the country. I wanted to see more pics of the food, fark the game.

 
Quasar [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 09:30:38 PM  
Take notes, Jeff Reed.

 
Foaming [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 09:48:23 PM  
RminusQ: Do they do that every week, or was that just because this is Houston which has NASA?

Every week

 
Foaming [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 09:57:27 PM  
Nice tackle breaking

 
knbber2 [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 09:59:42 PM  
Small crowd tonight, is this the main thread?

 
Foaming [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 10:04:38 PM  
knbber2: Small crowd tonight, is this the main thread?

I guess so. Nobody wants to hang out in the dog killer thread. Judging by all the red ones around it this one might go green.

 
McManus_brothers [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 10:06:27 PM  
Pretty decent game, IMO.

 
MoeSzyslak 2009-11-23 10:07:02 PM  
www.chevroncars.com
/boring

 
a4dzac [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 10:07:38 PM  
I'm all for racial equality to balance Hester out, but I'd rather not see a Casper-like arse in HD tonight...

 
devastation station 2009-11-23 10:09:17 PM  
Anyone esle hate 45 construction?

 
DevilsHorns J [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 10:09:42 PM  
Damn, Vince is playing really well tonight. As a Texas fan, I'll always root for him to do well, but he's really impressed me with his patience and decision making since they switched back to him. Gee, could it possibly be that everyone is way too quick on the draw to label any player that struggles early a complete bust?

 
devastation station 2009-11-23 10:11:39 PM  
I bet vince does.

 
paj 2009-11-23 10:11:52 PM  
What? CFL on US TV?

 
star_topology 2009-11-23 10:11:56 PM  
devastation station: Anyone esle hate 45 construction?

FTFY.

What a long, dreadful drive from Houston to Dallas...

 
NetOwl 2009-11-23 10:12:36 PM  
DevilsHorns J: Damn, Vince is playing really well tonight. As a Texas fan, I'll always root for him to do well, but he's really impressed me with his patience and decision making since they switched back to him. Gee, could it possibly be that everyone is way too quick on the draw to label any player that struggles early a complete bust?

Like when Peyton Manning threw 17 INTs his rookie year and then washed out of the league, never to be heard from again?

 
mista_tibbs 2009-11-23 10:16:28 PM  
My man VY, back at it. As a Titans and a Longhorns fan, I couldn't be happier.

/I like Collins, but he would have been sacked 3 times by now, at least
//gotta love the one ref not knowing that the option is not a forward pass play
///guess the Cornhuskers have been away from it for too long

 
roflmaonow 2009-11-23 10:17:34 PM  
This game has been very entertaining so far. Ive picked the Texans to win. Looks like its going to be a close one.

 
drkdstryer [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 10:17:36 PM  
NetOwl: DevilsHorns J: Damn, Vince is playing really well tonight. As a Texas fan, I'll always root for him to do well, but he's really impressed me with his patience and decision making since they switched back to him. Gee, could it possibly be that everyone is way too quick on the draw to label any player that struggles early a complete bust?

Like when Peyton Manning threw 17 INTs his rookie year and then washed out of the league, never to be heard from again?


28. 28 INTs his rookie year.

 
DevilsHorns J [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 10:18:02 PM  
NetOwl: DevilsHorns J: Damn, Vince is playing really well tonight. As a Texas fan, I'll always root for him to do well, but he's really impressed me with his patience and decision making since they switched back to him. Gee, could it possibly be that everyone is way too quick on the draw to label any player that struggles early a complete bust?

Like when Peyton Manning threw 17 INTs his rookie year and then washed out of the league, never to be heard from again?


17? It was much worse than that. Try 28. Even the Sanchize isn't on pace to hit that, and that's saying something.

 
NetOwl 2009-11-23 10:19:49 PM  
drkdstryer: NetOwl: DevilsHorns J: Damn, Vince is playing really well tonight. As a Texas fan, I'll always root for him to do well, but he's really impressed me with his patience and decision making since they switched back to him. Gee, could it possibly be that everyone is way too quick on the draw to label any player that struggles early a complete bust?

Like when Peyton Manning threw 17 INTs his rookie year and then washed out of the league, never to be heard from again?

28. 28 INTs his rookie year.


Oh yeah.

Someone said 17 on TV yesterday, but that must have been through ten games or something.

 
DamnYankees [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 10:20:32 PM  
DevilsHorns J: 17? It was much worse than that. Try 28. Even the Sanchize isn't on pace to hit that, and that's saying something.

Jay Cutler actually has 2 more picks than San-CHEZ.

 
roflmaonow 2009-11-23 10:21:23 PM  
This Titans team is very different from the one I saw against the Colts. And Im not just talking about VY.

 
DamnYankees [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 10:21:24 PM  
Gruden and Jaws could not possibly slurp up VY's crank anymore. They are at 11.

 
mista_tibbs 2009-11-23 10:21:47 PM  
NetOwl: DevilsHorns J: Damn, Vince is playing really well tonight. As a Texas fan, I'll always root for him to do well, but he's really impressed me with his patience and decision making since they switched back to him. Gee, could it possibly be that everyone is way too quick on the draw to label any player that struggles early a complete bust?

Like when Peyton Manning threw 17 INTs his rookie year and then washed out of the league, never to be heard from again?


28. That one worked out ok.

/hope Chris Johnson can be VY's equivalent to Marvin Harrison
//a WR tandem would be awesome, though at least he knows Bo (not Diddley)

 
FriarReb98 [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 10:21:55 PM  
NetOwl: Someone said 17 on TV yesterday, but that must have been through ten games or something.

Probably in reference to the 'Chezzz.

 
antidisestablishmentarianism [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 10:21:55 PM  
NetOwl: Like when Peyton Manning threw 17 INTs his rookie year and then washed out of the league, never to be heard from again?

defactotum.files.wordpress.com

Is that a clever way of saying something?

 
DevilsHorns J [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 10:23:03 PM  
Awww, is Cushing still hurt about being burned by Vince back in 06?

 
DamnYankees [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 10:23:28 PM  
Definitely a fumble. Suck it VY.

 
roflmaonow 2009-11-23 10:25:26 PM  
Was it Cushing that forced that fumble?

 
InferiousX 2009-11-23 10:25:53 PM  
Hi all,

Glad to come home to an actual game and not something along the lines of last week's football abortion.

I was watching the earlier highlights of VY running and said "He's going to fumble if he keeps running like that"

Then BOOM. Yeaaaa.....

 
davideggy 2009-11-23 10:27:21 PM  
roflmaonow: Was it Cushing that forced that fumble?

Looks like it was VY who forced the fumble. Looks like it hit his own knee.

 
DevilsHorns J [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 10:29:50 PM  
Damn, Tennessee- how can a secondary with 3 Pro Bowlers suck so bad?

 
InferiousX 2009-11-23 10:31:32 PM  
DevilsHorns J: Damn, Tennessee- how can a secondary with 3 Pro Bowlers suck so bad?

Don't they still have some injuries? I know that was a big part of their problem earlier. That and I'm almost certain Vodka Collins is on the sauce again.

 
InferiousX 2009-11-23 10:32:07 PM  
Whiff...

Still tied.

 
paj 2009-11-23 10:32:12 PM  
Wide right.

 
Harry_Seldon 2009-11-23 10:32:29 PM  
C'mon, Man!

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