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(Canoe) Sick Steelers fan kills puppy because it wouldn't stay quiet before a football game. He's apparently a big fan of Michael Vick, too   (cnews.canoe.ca) divider line 83
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ubercub [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 05:53:00 PM  
Can I kick this piece of worthless shiat down the street until he's dead?

 
Your Faith is Creepy [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 05:55:16 PM  
I'll help.

 
R.A.Danny [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 06:00:54 PM  
So will I.

 
WaltzingMathilda [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 06:03:41 PM  
R.A.Danny: So will I.

Bring your guns. No kill shots though. Just lots of painful ones.

 
MuadDib [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 06:09:43 PM  
Better yet, let's hang him upside down, glue his eyes open, and force him to watch the Chiefs kicking for the win in OT yesterday until his brain implodes.

 
Splinshints 2009-11-23 06:13:14 PM  
How the fark do you witness something like this and just call the cops rather than intervene?

 
bulldg4life [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 07:25:06 PM  
what a terrible person

 
what_now [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 08:15:46 PM  
Ok, as I just said in the redlit thread, cover him in BBQ sauce and feed him to dozens of hungry yappy dogs.

 
ZAZ [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 08:17:54 PM  
submitter: Steelers fan kills puppy because it wouldn't stay quiet before a football game

He was kicking the dog because he wanted to get the dog walk over with before kickoff and the dog wasn't cooperating.

 
feckingmorons [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 08:30:39 PM  
I want to hurt him, over and over and over.

 
kgmoome 2009-11-23 08:39:10 PM  
Stay classy steeler fans!

 
Foaming [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 08:39:28 PM  
Someone needs to kick this guy's testicles out the top of his head.

 
spacechicken170am 2009-11-23 08:40:42 PM  
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What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, crotch-bitin' pits, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass.

 
T-Luv 2009-11-23 08:42:57 PM  
This just in: The NFL is having a game tonight. If there isn't a thread for it, I will kill a puppy.

 
what_now [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 08:46:35 PM  
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Why you do that??

 
Ponzholio 2009-11-23 08:47:22 PM  
Imagine what he would have done had they lost... oh wait...

Go Chiefs.

 
Mentat [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 08:49:49 PM  
ZAZ: submitter: Steelers fan kills puppy because it wouldn't stay quiet before a football game

He was kicking the dog because he wanted to get the dog walk over with before kickoff and the dog wasn't cooperating.


Based on how the game turned out, the dog was probably smart for doing so.

 
eas81 2009-11-23 08:50:35 PM  
DNRTFA because im sure if i did i would be way too stabby and really want to fark this bastard up more then i want to now just based on the comments in here.

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what_now [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 08:51:10 PM  
savethepits.org

Scawy aminals!!!!

 
2wolves [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 08:51:24 PM  
Sub-human scum.

 
PiperArrow [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-23 08:55:21 PM  
Splinshints: How the fark do you witness something like this and just call the cops rather than intervene?

Because the guy is a freaking psychopath willing to kill puppies in front of witnesses? And he might therefore be a dangerous guy to cross? Just a guess.

 
maxx2112 2009-11-23 08:56:00 PM  
Let this be a lesson to you, kids, don't fark with daddy while football is on.

 
John Buck 41 [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 08:58:21 PM  
ubercub: Can I kick this piece of worthless shiat down the street until he's dead?

Can I help?

Worthless POS. There's a very special place in hell for this asshole.

 
Your Average Witty Fark User 2009-11-23 08:59:59 PM  
Way to go, Steeler fan! You're a damn fool. I'd love to see each of you kick his ass.

 
Why Would I Read the Article 2009-11-23 09:02:22 PM  
PiperArrow: Because the guy is a freaking psychopath willing to kill puppies in front of witnesses? And he might therefore be a dangerous guy to cross? Just a guess.

Obviously I have no idea, but if I had to put money on it, I'd be he was under 5'8, 165, with a serious Napolean complex. I'm not blaming witnesses for not intervening, because you don't have to be 6'4 to carry a gun, but in my (limited) experiences, the biggest arseholes also have the most to be insecure about.


Regardless, the sad thing is that his punishment is going to be like a $50 fine and maybe a few hours of cleaning up trash by the highway. But he's absolutely human scum, and I wouldn't shed one tear if next week I read an article about a neighbor shooting him right between the eyes. Because truthfully, he deserves a lot worse.

 
dholway [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 09:04:30 PM  
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Quasar [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 09:04:45 PM  
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No puppies were killed in the making of this pumpkin.

 
KiwDaWabbit 2009-11-23 09:07:15 PM  
Sometimes, I see taglines or even read articles where my immediate thought is "could've done without that". This is one of those times.

As it has been iterated many times over in this thread, this guy is a scum bag, and the sad fact really is that nothing of real consequence will happen to him.

 
dstanley 2009-11-23 09:16:54 PM  
what_now: Why you do that??

*squeals*

/Christ, did anybody hear that?

 
MOSTLY CERVICAL KREMS 2009-11-23 09:27:24 PM  
As a Steeler fan, I hope that dog is wherever Myron Cope is at the moment, and that the owner will be kicked down a flight of prison stairs, landing bare ass first on Bubba's willing manhood.

 
relaxitsjustme 2009-11-23 09:39:21 PM  
Poison him with antifreeze

 
historycat [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-23 09:42:21 PM  
Could you imagine what this guy would do to a kid that needed a diaper change or wouldn't stop crying while the game is on?

Farking Psychopath.

"You know, Mrs. Buckman, you need a license to buy a dog, to drive a car - hell, you even need a license to catch a fish. But they'll let any butt-reaming asshole be a father."

/Obscure?

 
MuadDib [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 09:43:56 PM  
historycat: Could you imagine what this guy would do to a kid that needed a diaper change or wouldn't stop crying while the game is on?

Farking Psychopath.

"You know, Mrs. Buckman, you need a license to buy a dog, to drive a car - hell, you even need a license to catch a fish. But they'll let any butt-reaming asshole be a father."

/Obscure?


Keanu Reeves, Parenthood.

 
Marcus Aurelius [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 09:49:25 PM  
I've trained all my cats to attack dogs on sight, but they'd never hurt a puppy.

Much.

/kill all the humans you want
//mess with the dogs and the cats and that's something else altogether

 
skinink 2009-11-23 09:49:49 PM  
I think the Raiders sacrificed a puppy yesterday so they would win their game.

 
peachpicker 2009-11-23 09:50:37 PM  
As a lifelong Steelers fan who is unfailingly kind to animals, I would like to sincerely apologize on behalf of all kind and decent Steelers fans for this miserable asshole's actions.

 
Bizarro Ninja 2009-11-23 09:55:25 PM  
This guy is the scum of the Earth. As a Chiefs fan, I'd like to thank the Steelers fans for being generally well behaved (except for the drunk who had to be escorted off). I also enjoyed your towel waving, even if you were ignorant enough to do it while Pitt had the ball.

And to the Steeler fan setting next to me who called this another home game, I'd like to thank you for leaving after Chris Chambers caught that 61 yard pass. I really enjoyed having the extra room for celebration your fatass would have taken

 
lilbjorn 2009-11-23 09:55:36 PM  
ZAZ: submitter: Steelers fan kills puppy because it wouldn't stay quiet before a football game

He was kicking the dog because he wanted to get the dog walk over with before kickoff and the dog wasn't cooperating.


Oh, well it's all right then.

 
Sarcastica75 [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 09:56:17 PM  
Son of a f*cking whore.
And yeah, this is an outrageous thing that outrages me, for those who like to chime in with that.
The actions of one asshole do not speak for the entire fanbase, Subby. So be glad that I am not crazy or know who and where you are so that I don't take out my frustrations on the dogkiller on you so that you really have something about Steelers fans to biatch about.

Thanks.

/zomg women be crazy!

 
unicron702 2009-11-23 09:56:29 PM  
peachpicker: As a lifelong Steelers fan who is unfailingly kind to animals, I would like to sincerely apologize on behalf of all kind and decent Steelers fans for this miserable asshole's actions.

Agreed. Lifelong Steelers fan here. Watched the game while my girlfriend's mini schnauzers flanked me on each side, giving them belly rubs the whole game.

 
UNAUTHORIZED FINGER 2009-11-23 09:59:03 PM  
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MIguy [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 09:59:27 PM  
That's one canine of death that won't get a chance to eat a kid.

 
dholway [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 10:04:52 PM  
peachpicker: As a lifelong Steelers fan who is unfailingly kind to animals, I would like to sincerely apologize on behalf of all kind and decent Steelers fans for this miserable asshole's actions.

I don't blame you for the actions of one of the 90% of Steelers fans that are puppy killers.

 
Katalyst 2009-11-23 11:10:18 PM  
Holy shiat. What a douchebag.

Although the correlation of douchebaggyness and being a pitbull owner is super high.

 
rfronk [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 11:42:10 PM  
kgmoome: Stay classy steeler fans!

Yeah, this guy represents Steelers fans just about as much as Fred Phelps represents Christians.

Go fark yourself.

 
geom_00 [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 11:43:18 PM  
peachpicker: As a lifelong Steelers fan who is unfailingly kind to animals, I would like to sincerely apologize on behalf of all kind and decent Steelers fans for this miserable asshole's actions.

THIS...MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR THIS.

 
davidphogan [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-23 11:55:50 PM  
Pittsburgh does seem to need a quarterback...

 
The Onanist 2009-11-23 11:57:54 PM  
MIguy: That's one canine of death that won't get a chance to eat a kid.

EABOD

 
FormlessOne 2009-11-24 12:08:32 AM  
MIguy: That's one canine of death that won't get a chance to eat a kid.

As a troll post, that's below even your standards.

 
Funk Brothers 2009-11-24 12:15:22 AM  
Don't tell me it was Terrelle Pryor.

 
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