ftfa: 400,000 drop-side cribs by manufacturer Simplicity in July

i think the said which cribs


//not where the magic happens

I sure hope my Zapco Infant Crib/Electric Eel Tank with Water Resistant Partitions and Nev-R-Leak Technology™ isn't on the list.

7 things that can kill you RIGHT NOW. Tonight at 11...

Baby Finster doesn't give a rats arse.

that is why when i bought my crib it did not have any slats and it was sturdy.

Hah, the joke is on the crib industry. If he dies, we'll just make another one.

Kirk's_Toupee: that is why when i bought my crib it did not have any slats and it was sturdy.

Jeez, your folks made you buy your own crib? I've heard of strict bootstrapping parenting, but that seems a little over the top.

With a picture of what your dead kid might look like.

I have more fun making infants

Kirk's_Toupee: that is why when i bought my crib it did not have any slats and it was sturdy.

I don't trust anything with wooden slats after seeing how bloodthirsty those f**kers can be.

johnsoninca: "I'm Kent Brockman. On the eleven o'clock news tonight,
a certain kind of soft drink has been found to be lethal.
We won't tell you which one until after sports and the
weather with Funny Sonny Storm."

This is the first thing that came to mind. Gotta love Kent Brockman (just don't take his danish).

Found it...

GranoblasticMan: Kirk's_Toupee: that is why when i bought my crib it did not have any slats and it was sturdy.

I don't trust anything with wooden slats after seeing how bloodthirsty those f**kers can be.

I lol'd.

All the network news shows have links to which cribs are dangerous on their websites. All did stories tonight.

cutthroat: With a picture of what your dead kid might look like.

No way. I dress my dead kid way better than that.

GranoblasticMan: Kirk's_Toupee: that is why when i bought my crib it did not have any slats and it was sturdy.

I don't trust anything with wooden slats after seeing how bloodthirsty those f**kers can be.

Sounds like Kent Brockman reporting this one.

/like the killer soda
//kill-bot factory

Are these like the MacLaren pushchairs that are sold worldwide but had only to be recalled in the US because the parents couldn't operate them properly?

/Clarkson

i slept in a drawer instead of a crib, so im getting a kick out of this.

johnsoninca: "I'm Kent Brockman. On the eleven o'clock news tonight,
a certain kind of soft drink has been found to be lethal.
We won't tell you which one until after sports and the
weather with Funny Sonny Storm."

damnit. your pic didnt load quick enough for me to see it.

A new crib built by my company leaves and ends up in someone's house. The slats fall out. The crib crashes and burns with the kid trapped inside. Now, should we initiate a recall? Take the number of cribs in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average out-of-court settlement, C. A times B times C equals X. If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one.

I swear I just heard a scream of disgust coming from the general direction of what used to be ancient Sparta.

bongmiester: ftfa: 400,000 drop-side cribs by manufacturer Simplicity in July

i think the said which cribs


//not where the magic happens

Actually, today's recall is for Stork Craft, not Simplicity.

Article must've been updated, though.

bongmiester: ftfa: 400,000 drop-side cribs by manufacturer Simplicity in July

i think the said which cribs


//not where the magic happens

"the said"???

WTF does that mean?

How much do you want to bet the cribs weren't assembled properly by the parents rather than a design defect in the crib.

GranoblasticMan: I don't trust anything with wooden slats after seeing how bloodthirstyballhungry those f**kers can be.

DH Industries Baby Hammock?

Why waste money on a crib?

The world could use a few less kids.

This is more relevant for some of us than others.

Link (new window)

The Southern Dandy: Why waste money on a crib?

Pshaw, that's hardly as mobile as

I think the info in this article is much better:
Link

moike: Found it...

I think the fail on that is that it's not plugged in.

Joke's on you, breeders! I have no kids, for no woman will sleep with me!

Oh God, I've wasted my life.

So ... behave as you would have, had you heard nothing about a recall.

Tuck them in safe and warm.

Johnny Bananapeel: Tuck them in safe and warm.

"See what happens when you stay up after eight, Tommy?"

What's 12 inches, blue veined, and makes women scream in the morning?

Kirk's_Toupee: that is why when i bought my crib it did not have any slats and it was sturdy.

Need help. Soonish.

johnsoninca: "I'm Kent Brockman. On the eleven o'clock news tonight,
a certain kind of soft drink has been found to be lethal.
We won't tell you which one until after sports and the
weather with Funny Sonny Storm."

Came for this. Leaving satisfied.

cutthroat: With a picture of what your dead kid might look like.

If one chose that carpet for the nursery one deserves everything one gets

What ever happened to putting your kid in a dresser drawer?

/obviously not in the cabinet... you take it out, put a blanket in it.

Telephone Sanitizer Second Class: What's 12 inches, blue veined, and makes women scream in the morning?

Regis Philbin?

4th trimester abortions....funny stuff, amiright libs?

jso2897: Telephone Sanitizer Second Class: What's 12 inches, blue veined, and makes women scream in the morning?

Regis Philbin?

Laugh

Earl of Chives: 4th trimester abortions....funny stuff, amiright libs?

Groan inside, with concern for the Earl

Earl of Chives: 4th trimester abortions....funny stuff, amiright libs?

Funny? No. Tasty? Yes.

2.1 million cribs recalled because of 110 incidents.... For all you math challenged people:

0.0055% of the cribs made were defective

I'm sorry but go about your business this is not that big of an issue. I know 5 kids died but seriously look at the odds of it happening.