Egh...

"The spice must flow, Emperor."

#8 has nothing on #15

50mm: #8 has nothing on #15

THIS!

Nature gets really creative(and farking scary) after so many feet down in the ocean.

What's going on in this thread?

This one is pretty cool:

Number twelve is a con. They were actually found combing through Hannity's body hair.

Well, at least two or three of those are Cthulhu-spawn. And while I agree that it was probably a good idea to keep tabs on those creatures (if not eliminate them), it will surely enrage the Great Old One to find out we're messing with them.

Those scientists will surely be eaten last.

15 is definitely the most disturbing, but 21 looks rather cool.

I'm more haunted by the muscle lady in the advertisement.

Fox News? I don't believe any of it.

Now I have even more reason not to go into the ocean.

HAY GUIZ WHATS GOIN ON IN THIS THREAD?

Please.

Damn nature, you SCARY!

ne2d: This one is pretty cool:

I totally agree :)

i've already forgotten what #8 looks like.

I dunno, #8 seems pretty scary to me. But not the spideryness, but he idea of the male taking care of the progeny is somewhat threatening.

The Black Swallower.

No wonder blacks don't know how to swim.

I'm a leviathan inhabiting the Mariana trench, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.

No mud sharks?

No, what's haunting me Subby is that you didn't bring any lemon wedges and drawn butter to accompany this feast you have blessed us with.

That fish has devil eyes!

Quark_Quasar: I'm a leviathan inhabiting the Mariana trench Marinara sauce, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.

FTFY

It's so nice that Noah managed to get all of these little cuties on his ark!

No, the real horror is a 22-page slide show. That will haunt my dreams far more than any dredged-up icthyological terror.

Has anyone posted this one yet? The Black Swallower sounds like a porn/horror movie.

SeamusFerrell: The Black Swallower.

I've just rented a movie by that name. Surely it will be an entertaining nature documentary.

Ugh. These all will give me nightmares. I hate sea creatures. Every last one of them. Also:

*Artist's depiction of the last shot before losing contact with the crew*

Blindness should be an advantage in mating season for any lobster.

Blind Lobster

I could look at weird deep-sea creatures all day.

5 repostings of black swallower photo... Is that enough for a sushi dinner?

Lovecraft was right.

Wow. MSM is really churning out the slideshows...

Without any other objects for scale, it's hard to judge the size of these things.

So I went to the original web site and found this:

ne2d: This one is pretty cool:

You got a thing for intestines?

I will haunt your dreams

ne2d: This one is pretty cool:

It looks like some kind of anus and colon in a jar.

50mm: #8 has nothing on #15

That's what I was gonna say.

I'm sure if you deep fry 'em, it's not that bad.

cgraves67: anus and colon in a jar

That's a yoga pose, right?

This census wasn't conducted by ACORN, was it?

The rich variety of sea life confirms Creationism. Land animals were hobbled morphologically by that whole two-of-each-kind routine God laid on Noah. Meanwhile in Davy Jone's locker all sorts of fun was being had.

Did anyone read the description of the Antarctic Ice Fish? It has no red blood cells. If anything, that make it the creepiest one on my list. *Brrr*

/I wonder how it transports O2, then?