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(YouTube) Fail LSU Coach Les Miles "I don't know who called for spiking the ball with one second left on the clock". If only there was a camera with a sideline view to solve this mystery. Oh wait, there was   (youtube.com) divider line 76
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verden [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 10:00:42 AM  
What a maroon! What an ignoranimus!

 
Blues_X [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 10:21:39 AM  
He'll come up with some rationalization as to why this loss shouldn't count.

 
Nabb1 [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 10:28:11 AM  
If Jordan Jefferson hadn't taken that sack that put them out of field goal range at the 0:46 mark, it wouldn't have been an issue. And then the 15 second burn off because no one called a time out before the fourth down play. The entire sequence of events before that are what lost the game.

 
Hang On Voltaire [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 10:39:21 AM  
Nabb1: If Jordan Jefferson hadn't taken that sack that put them out of field goal range at the 0:46 mark, it wouldn't have been an issue. And then the 15 second burn off because no one called a time out before the fourth down play. The entire sequence of events before that are what lost the game.

and Jefferson wouldn't have been sacked if they ran the ball which they should have since they were already in field goal range

 
GAT_00 [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 10:51:09 AM  
That ending was hilarious. LSU beat themselves. Period. There's nobody else to blame for this. The funniest thing is during that 17 second idiotic time burn, if they had called the time out just one second earlier, only burning 16 seconds, they could have spiked the ball and got a FG. They have only themselves to blame.

 
Confabulat [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 10:58:48 AM  
What was he saying about the headphones? Didn't quite understand him.

Sounded like "There is no clock in it."

 
JusticeandIndependence [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-23 11:10:17 AM  
Confabulat: What was he saying about the headphones? Didn't quite understand him.

Sounded like "There is no clock in it."


"Clock it"

Short for spike the ball to stop the clock.

 
Confabulat [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 11:13:07 AM  
JusticeandIndependence: Confabulat: What was he saying about the headphones? Didn't quite understand him.

Sounded like "There is no clock in it."

"Clock it"

Short for spike the ball to stop the clock.


Ah. Got it.

 
HaywoodJablonski [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 11:34:15 AM  
Funny how ordinary a defense looks against an offense that does more than run dive plays all game long

 
SharkTrager 2009-11-23 11:47:56 AM  
Confabulat: What was he saying about the headphones? Didn't quite understand him.

Sounded like "There is no clock in it."


He said, "I put my cock in it." He was referring to the Gatorade he assumed they would dump on him if they won the game.

 
Lost Thought 00 2009-11-23 11:52:00 AM  
Remember, this is the best team Florida has played all year long

 
JustGetItRight 2009-11-23 12:04:05 PM  
Lost Thought 00: Remember, this is the best team Florida has played all year long

Negative. Arkansas is the best team Florida's played all year. LSU merely had a better record for most of the year - a situation that will be set right by Mallet & company this Saturday.

As an Alabama fan, I have to say the only thing I love more than Les Miles is his 18.5 Million dollar buyout. If Nutt and the Chiz can eke out 8 wins a year, Saban's going to be making trips to Atlanta a regular December event.

 
Bendal 2009-11-23 12:09:38 PM  
That whole little sequence of plays was one big pile of FAIL, from LSU running off most of the clock before calling their last TO, to the spiking of the ball with only 0:01 left on the clock.

Did he think they'd let him do that without running one second off? Seriously, had LSU just run a play at 0:27 instead of letting it go down to 0:09, they'd have had plenty of time to set up the FG and win the game, plus they'd have still had a TO to work with.

/idiots
//they deserved to lose
///not an LSU fan

 
Five Tails of Fury 2009-11-23 12:13:43 PM  
Wonder what the odds were of an LSU loss?
Wonder who was betting against LSU?

SHENANIGANS!


/shenanigans
//i like that word
///was watching that charlie foxtrot, there's no way anyone can have a brainfart that bad

 
El Dudereno 2009-11-23 12:15:50 PM  
I seem to remeber a situation like this while Miles was at OSU. It was a feww seconds before half time and they weren't sure who to send out on the field. By the time everyone was set, there was no time left.

This was within field goal range, during the 2005 bedlam game we ended up losing by three points.


/so glad that guy left for a bigger paycheck

 
cleveoh 2009-11-23 12:20:11 PM  
Well, Les can always use the impending job opening in Michigan Notre Dame to extort a few more million out of LSU.

but at least he "helped" to bring Rich Rod to the UofM, right?

 
Tony Van Morrison 2009-11-23 12:21:02 PM  
Its funny that Dexter McCluster's "olay" gave LSU the chance and thanks to Miles, McCluster escapes being the goat.

 
GQueue 2009-11-23 12:22:24 PM  
Since we're definitely going to have Rodriguez around for at least another year, it was kinda fun to see the guy that most of the "FIRE ROD NOW" crew really wants completely cock up a game like that. Miles is clearly an honors graduate of the Andy Reid School of Clock Management.

 
Outlaw2097 2009-11-23 12:24:44 PM  
people from louisiana have no concept of time.

also, they cant have nice things.

 
Xlr8urfark 2009-11-23 12:25:48 PM  
JustGetItRight: Lost Thought 00: Remember, this is the best team Florida has played all year long

Negative. Arkansas is the best team Florida's played all year. LSU merely had a better record for most of the year - a situation that will be set right by Mallet & company this Saturday.

As an Alabama fan, I have to say the only thing I love more than Les Miles is his 18.5 Million dollar buyout. If Nutt and the Chiz can eke out 8 wins a year, Saban's going to be making trips to Atlanta a regular December event.


Thank you, Florida tried to give us that game several times, but we and to a lesser extent the refs, just handed it right back. Alabama will destroy Florida and it will not be pretty.

 
gwowen 2009-11-23 12:34:14 PM  
I am shocked, shocked, to discover that "student" athletes lack the brain power to think for themselves.

 
treelinegolfer 2009-11-23 12:35:13 PM  
Outlaw2097: people from louisiana have no concept of time.

also, they cant have nice things.


People from Missouri have no concept of incest

also, they do their Christmas shopping for nice things at Wal Mart

 
boko 2009-11-23 12:39:49 PM  
JustGetItRight:
As an Alabama fan, I have to say the only thing I love more than Les Miles is his 18.5 Million dollar buyout. If Nutt and the Chiz can eke out 8 wins a year, Saban's going to be making trips to Atlanta a regular December event.


Chiz won't even make it to 8 this year let alone every year. I give him maybe 2 more years before he's replaced. I still don't understand his hiring. Such a mistake. As much as Tuberville frustrated me I'd still prefer him to this.

 
JustGetItRight 2009-11-23 12:45:03 PM  
gwowen: I am shocked, shocked, to discover that "student" athletes lack the brain power to think for themselves.

Watch the video. Jefferson and the offense try to come off the field. Miles is giving him the 'spike it' signal, Jefferson replies with a 'look at the clock dumbass' type signal but Miles continues with the 'spike it' motion.

Jefferson does as ordered, time expires, and LSU loses.

This one's all on Les.

 
gwowen 2009-11-23 12:47:34 PM  
JustGetItRight: Jefferson does as ordered,

How does this contradict "unable to think for themselves"

 
cleveoh 2009-11-23 12:47:51 PM  
GQueue: Since we're definitely going to have Rodriguez around for at least another year, it was kinda fun to see the guy that most of the "FIRE ROD NOW" crew really wants completely cock up a game like that. Miles is clearly an honors graduate of the Andy Reid School of Clock Management.

& this is what I'll never understand: WHY would ANY Michigan fan want to bring in the guy who used you & screwed you over just a couple of years ago?

Yeah,, a he's a really loyal alum...

 
Vast and Trunkless 2009-11-23 12:49:33 PM  
I like pretty much every team in college football, except LSU. They're not the "bad boys" they just have the indisputably worst, most drunken, smelly, redneck, abusive bad-sport fans in all of college football.

Worse than Alabama (mostly stepford-style fembots, rich daddy's boys and fart-smelling land-whales, but general-purpose Baptist morality)
Worse than Tennessee (hillbillies, but more ignorant than malicious.)
Worse than Texas A&M (scary bunch, but most of the abuse is perpetrated on their nuts rather than the opposing team's fans.)

LSU has the worst fans in college football. 100% drunk, throwing trash and beer bottles at opposing teams' fans as a matter of course, abusive, vomit-smelling incoherent cursing as a matter of course. Worst in college football. Hopefully this 4th-down call turns into a train wreck of a coaching controversy that self-immolates their entire program, possibly causes them to squander an otherwise-decent coach (Miles to ND?) and puts them back where they belong, in the Crazy Steve's Used Tire and Shiatsu Massage Bowl.

/Be better people, LSU fans.
//Or barring that, DIAFF

 
JustGetItRight 2009-11-23 12:50:44 PM  
Xlr8urfark: JustGetItRight: Lost Thought 00: Remember, this is the best team Florida has played all year long

Negative. Arkansas is the best team Florida's played all year. LSU merely had a better record for most of the year - a situation that will be set right by Mallet & company this Saturday.

As an Alabama fan, I have to say the only thing I love more than Les Miles is his 18.5 Million dollar buyout. If Nutt and the Chiz can eke out 8 wins a year, Saban's going to be making trips to Atlanta a regular December event.

Thank you, Florida tried to give us that game several times, but we and to a lesser extent the refs, just handed it right back. Alabama will destroy Florida and it will not be pretty.


I hope you're right. It certainly looks that way on paper but that damned Tebow just finds a way to win.

boko: JustGetItRight:
As an Alabama fan, I have to say the only thing I love more than Les Miles is his 18.5 Million dollar buyout. If Nutt and the Chiz can eke out 8 wins a year, Saban's going to be making trips to Atlanta a regular December event.

Chiz won't even make it to 8 this year let alone every year. I give him maybe 2 more years before he's replaced. I still don't understand his hiring. Such a mistake. As much as Tuberville frustrated me I'd still prefer him to this.


Oh yeah, he's not gonna last but you can muck up a program a whole lot in three or four years. Whoever comes in after him is going to be picking up the pieces while having to deal with Saban just down the road.

On a positive note, Mark Richt will probably be available in two years.

/Yeah, I know that's cold. What can I say, I'm a bammer.....

 
swahnhennessy 2009-11-23 12:52:58 PM  
Way to take responsibility for your blunder. Better to just try to pass the blame off on your young QB. Coaching finesse aside, that's just poor humanity.

 
Sliding Carp [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 12:58:29 PM  
GQueue: Miles is clearly an honors graduate of the Andy Reid Bo Schembechler School of Clock Management.

Seriously, the Michigan teams of the late 70's-early 80's were fantastic at killing the clock while ahead and never giving the other team a last shot at the game, but on the rare occasions they were behind and needed to come back with short time, they were guaranteed to totally implode, spectacularly. Just like that.

 
bersl2 2009-11-23 01:00:10 PM  
If he had called timeout with 0:26 left, this wouldn't have been an issue.

/Everybody makes bonehead decisions from time to time.
//Ask Saban; he's familiar with the concept.
///Hope Alabama enjoys their loss to Florida.

 
Free Radical 2009-11-23 01:00:56 PM  
Lost Thought 00: Remember, this is the best team Florida has played all year long

*snicker

 
Sliding Carp [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 01:01:47 PM  
Vast and Trunkless: they just have the indisputably worst, most drunken, smelly, redneck, abusive bad-sport fans in all of college football.

Apparently you don't stay up late enough to have watched the Hawai'i games over the last few years.

 
okdaddio 2009-11-23 01:27:25 PM  
Les Miles is as bad a liar as he is a rapper.

 
ScouserDuck 2009-11-23 01:28:07 PM  
Vast and Trunkless: I like pretty much every team in college football, except LSU. They're not the "bad boys" they just have the indisputably worst, most drunken, smelly, redneck, abusive bad-sport fans in all of college football.

Worse than Alabama (mostly stepford-style fembots, rich daddy's boys and fart-smelling land-whales, but general-purpose Baptist morality)
Worse than Tennessee (hillbillies, but more ignorant than malicious.)
Worse than Texas A&M (scary bunch, but most of the abuse is perpetrated on their nuts rather than the opposing team's fans.)

LSU has the worst fans in college football. 100% drunk, throwing trash and beer bottles at opposing teams' fans as a matter of course, abusive, vomit-smelling incoherent cursing as a matter of course. Worst in college football. Hopefully this 4th-down call turns into a train wreck of a coaching controversy that self-immolates their entire program, possibly causes them to squander an otherwise-decent coach (Miles to ND?) and puts them back where they belong, in the Crazy Steve's Used Tire and Shiatsu Massage Bowl.

/Be better people, LSU fans.
//Or barring that, DIAFF


Fans at the University of Arizona would like to have a word with you this week.

/Storming the Field before the game is over (and losing)
//Giving a cheerleader a concussion with thrown debris.

 
duckpoopy 2009-11-23 01:36:38 PM  
He didn't really spike the ball so much as he seemed to throw it down in disgust when he realized the clock had run out before the ball was snapped.

 
bhcompy [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 01:44:10 PM  
Five Tails of Fury: Wonder what the odds were of an LSU loss?
Wonder who was betting against LSU?

SHENANIGANS!


/shenanigans
//i like that word
///was watching that charlie foxtrot, there's no way anyone can have a brainfart that bad


It wasn't a fix. Miles always makes questionable calls late in the 4th. It just so happens he's been very lucky with success this far in his career on those questionable calls. This time it was a fairly generic call(spike it with no time left) that got them the loss rather than some 4th-and-1-in-field-goal-range-to-put-them-ahead-so-we-go-for-30-yard-placeholder -pass-just-because-it-would-be-awesome call that happened to miraculously work

 
MIguy [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 01:44:58 PM  
I was like 0_o when they didn't run their field goal team onto the field the split second the WR made the catch. They could have easily been on the field and lined up before the ref could spot the ball and blow the whistle to start the clock.

 
Krieghund 2009-11-23 01:48:01 PM  
JustGetItRight: Saban's going to be making trips to Atlanta a regular December event.

He should buy tickets for the whole team!

 
Theguybehindtheguy 2009-11-23 01:52:37 PM  
MIguy: I was like 0_o when they didn't run their field goal team onto the field the split second the WR made the catch. They could have easily been on the field and lined up before the ref could spot the ball and blow the whistle to start the clock.

Yep. While there were plenty of other clock-mangement issues, there's just no excuse for not getting the FG unit on the field in that situation. It was so obvious, I'm surprised the FG unit didn't run out autonomously, without being told. WTF else are you gonna do?? Embarassing.

 
Krymson Tyde 2009-11-23 01:54:02 PM  
okdaddio: Les Miles is as bad a liar as he is a rapper.

Who did Les Miles rape?

 
balfourk 2009-11-23 01:54:13 PM  
Vast and Trunkless: I like pretty much every team in college football, except LSU. They're not the "bad boys" they just have the indisputably worst, most drunken, smelly, redneck, abusive bad-sport fans in all of college football.

Worse than Alabama (mostly stepford-style fembots, rich daddy's boys and fart-smelling land-whales, but general-purpose Baptist morality)
Worse than Tennessee (hillbillies, but more ignorant than malicious.)
Worse than Texas A&M (scary bunch, but most of the abuse is perpetrated on their nuts rather than the opposing team's fans.)

LSU has the worst fans in college football. 100% drunk, throwing trash and beer bottles at opposing teams' fans as a matter of course, abusive, vomit-smelling incoherent cursing as a matter of course. Worst in college football. Hopefully this 4th-down call turns into a train wreck of a coaching controversy that self-immolates their entire program, possibly causes them to squander an otherwise-decent coach (Miles to ND?) and puts them back where they belong, in the Crazy Steve's Used Tire and Shiatsu Massage Bowl.

/Be better people, LSU fans.
//Or barring that, DIAFF



I realize that I probably shouldn't respond, but I will. Not all LSU fans are the way you describe them. Making over generalizations about a group of people without knowing the whole group is a precarious position to put yourself in.

/LSU alum
//Penn State grad student
///Does that make me better or worse Vast and Trunkless

 
Theguybehindtheguy 2009-11-23 01:56:53 PM  
Krymson Tyde: Who did Les Miles rape?

Ohio State?

 
LurkerIndeed 2009-11-23 02:06:30 PM  
Vast and Trunkless: I like pretty much every team in college football, except LSU. They're not the "bad boys" they just have the indisputably worst, most drunken, smelly, redneck, abusive bad-sport fans in all of college football.

Worse than Alabama (mostly stepford-style fembots, rich daddy's boys and fart-smelling land-whales, but general-purpose Baptist morality)
Worse than Tennessee (hillbillies, but more ignorant than malicious.)
Worse than Texas A&M (scary bunch, but most of the abuse is perpetrated on their nuts rather than the opposing team's fans.)

LSU has the worst fans in college football. 100% drunk, throwing trash and beer bottles at opposing teams' fans as a matter of course, abusive, vomit-smelling incoherent cursing as a matter of course. Worst in college football. Hopefully this 4th-down call turns into a train wreck of a coaching controversy that self-immolates their entire program, possibly causes them to squander an otherwise-decent coach (Miles to ND?) and puts them back where they belong, in the Crazy Steve's Used Tire and Shiatsu Massage Bowl.

/Be better people, LSU fans.
//Or barring that, DIAFF


You must be the guy I hit with the piss bomb!

 
GQueue 2009-11-23 02:07:22 PM  
Sliding Carp: Seriously, the Michigan teams of the late 70's-early 80's were fantastic at killing the clock while ahead and never giving the other team a last shot at the game, but on the rare occasions they were behind and needed to come back with short time, they were guaranteed to totally implode, spectacularly. Just like that.

That's more of a live by the sword, die by the sword situation though. When you're largely allergic to the pass, that's going to happen. If you don't pass the rest of the game very often, it's probably not going to be there when you need it and everyone knows you need to be doing it, and you end up with epic failure.

This, on the other hand, was 100% pure clock management failure, which Andy Reid has become well-known for.

 
ScouserDuck 2009-11-23 02:08:45 PM  
balfourk:

I realize that I probably shouldn't respond, but I will. Not all LSU fans are the way you describe them. Making over generalizations about a group of people without knowing the whole group is a precarious position to put yourself in.



Next you'll be telling us that we shouldn't make our mass generalizations about the French.

Is nothing sacred anymore?

 
histakes 2009-11-23 02:20:20 PM  
Five Tails of Fury: Wonder what the odds were of an LSU loss?
Wonder who was betting against LSU?

SHENANIGANS!


LSU was getting 4.5 points (They wer the underdogs, for the non-gambling type), so if you had bet MSU against the spread you would have lost regardless of the fg make or miss.

 
tortilla burger 2009-11-23 02:22:20 PM  
I didn't watch that game, but from what I can tell it was a complete disaster. Not just one or two things, either. It was a slippery slope of fail

 
JustGetItRight 2009-11-23 02:29:30 PM  
tortilla burger: I didn't watch that game, but from what I can tell it was a complete disaster. Not just one or two things, either. It was a slippery slope of fail

Nutt nearly bailed him out. He freely admitted that he was going to call time out if LSU lined up in some odd formation.

The dumbass was strong on both sidelines that night.

 
Tyrone Biggums 2009-11-23 02:34:30 PM  
bhcompy: It wasn't a fix. Miles always makes questionable calls late in the 4th. It just so happens he's been very lucky with success this far in his career on those questionable calls. This time it was a fairly generic call(spike it with no time left) that got them the loss rather than some 4th-and-1-in-field-goal-range-to-put-them-ahead-so-we-go-for-30-yard-placeholder -pass-just-because-it-would-be-awesome call that happened to miraculously work

Good point. I remember he burned Auburn with one of those plays a few years ago.

 
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