Welcome to Obama's America! I want my country back!

This thread is useless and/or less horrifiying without pictures.

Best part of the article is this:

"...while billing the government and their families for the "nude therapy" sessions."

They actually told people what they were doing.

My god, they're singlehandedly destroying the brass market with balls like that.

I mean, it's one thing to exploit the retarded. It's another thing to bill the government for it.

hillbillypharmacist: My god, they're singlehandedly destroying the brass market with balls like that.

I mean, it's one thing to exploit the retarded. It's another thing to bill the government for it.

Honestly, I don't see it as being much different than families that take in hordes of foster kids for the $$$. Not all of them - but we've certainly seen a few notable bad examples.

Remember, the safe word is "Derp".

Did anyone else read KSNT as KUNT? The internet has destroyed my ability to not see innuendo I think.

What kind of work can you force a retarded person to do naked, anyway?

....They're not very cooperative under normal circumstances, is all I'm saying.

i like you so much better when your naked...

Socialist communism at its worst! If a therapist believes forcible intercourse is the appropriate treatment, I don't see how the goverment should be able to override them.

No abortions, no death panels, and no retarded sex slaves???

What are we spending the $1 trillion on then?

Thats it. I'm against ObamaCare.

"Ding! Flies are open."

ModernLuddite: What kind of work can you force a retarded person to do naked, anyway?

....They're not very cooperative under normal circumstances, is all I'm saying.

Depends on how much ice cream you have.

Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

Xenothaulus: Did anyone else read KSNT as KUNT? The internet has destroyed my ability to not see innuendo I think.

Innuendo and out the other, I always say.

Dammit, now you've got me doing it.

/Heh heh... I said "doing it"

gorgor: DERP!
http://tinyurl.com/y9uyuky
(copy and paste, NSFW)

there is NO WAY i am following that link.

Diogenes: Welcome to Obama's America! I want my country back!

>> Linda Kaufman and her husband, Arlan, were convicted in November 2006

I miss Dubya too *sniff*... Obama is teh scary
Give us back our retards !!

Sardonic_Padre: gorgor: DERP!
http://tinyurl.com/y9uyuky
(copy and paste, NSFW)

there is NO WAY i am following that link.

Wasn't what I thought it'd be. But still very gorgor. ;-)

Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

Sardonic_Padre: gorgor: DERP!
http://tinyurl.com/y9uyuky
(copy and paste, NSFW)

there is NO WAY i am following that link.

I took the bullet for ya.

Vaginas screaming at eachother.

hillbillypharmacist: My god, they're singlehandedly destroying the brass market with balls like that.

I mean, it's one thing to exploit the retarded. It's another thing to bill the government for it.

that's, that's like, that's OMG! they're exploiting the retarded TWICE! first they're exploiting the retarded (patients). then they're exploiting the even more retarded (govt).

gorgor: DERP!
http://tinyurl.com/y9uyuky
(copy and paste, NSFW)

AFLACK!

gopher321: Remember, the safe word is "Derp".

MEEP!

This is just the kind of news that makes you want to go home and hide some evidence

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

Dang it!
(F5 is my friend, F5 is my friend ...)

so did they found out if they liek mudkipz?

gorgor: DERP!
http://tinyurl.com/y9uyuky
(copy and paste, NSFW)

So gorgor, my cohorts here were wondering - as have many others here on Fark - how you get so many thread-appropriate pics so fast.
One theory is that you have sort of an Improv photo studio there with "models" on standby, and a "wardrobe" and "prop" department. For instance, you might read the thread, turn to your cast and say "Quick! I need a surgically enhanced horse with a foot fetish".


/half expecing such a pic in 3, 2, 1

Diogenes [TotalFark] Quote 2009-11-23 11:24:44 AM
Welcome to Obama's America! I want my country back!


Being a non American, I'm surprised anyone would say that. I'd post the "not sure if serious" pic but I'm farking tired of that cliche. In earnestness, was the government under the former Republicans that much better? From an outsiders point of view (from the information I see on t.v. and on-line new stories) your president appears to be doing very well considering the problems he has inherited.

I hope this doesn't give the legitimate sex slave business a bad name.

/Hello, my name is Lance; I'll be your toilet tonight.
//eww

That sounds like Rationed Care to me!

Ah well.

Ffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

i was told there would be a cup

Well, there goes my weekend...

indarwinsshadow: Being a non American, I'm surprised anyone would say that.

I'm pretty sure I sent a memo....
They are either kidding, or are a completely misinformed rabid moron.

Can someone with PS skills give us a picture of Obama in Lincoln's stove pipe hat and beard that we can caption?

Something about, "In the Special Emancipation Proclamation, everyone's a winner!"

gorgor: DERP!
http://tinyurl.com/y9uyuky
(copy and paste, NSFW)

How strangely appropriate

indarwinsshadow: Diogenes [TotalFark] Quote 2009-11-23 11:24:44 AM
Welcome to Obama's America! I want my country back!


Being a non American, I'm surprised anyone would say that. I'd post the "not sure if serious" pic but I'm farking tired of that cliche. In earnestness, was the government under the former Republicans that much better? From an outsiders point of view (from the information I see on t.v. and on-line new stories) your president appears to be doing very well considering the problems he has inherited.

Am surely not serious. I campaigned for the guy :-)

Just pointing out the lack of context, perspective, and proportion of the Teabagger types.

indarwinsshadow: Diogenes [TotalFark] Quote 2009-11-23 11:24:44 AM
Welcome to Obama's America! I want my country back!


Being a non American, I'm surprised anyone would say that. I'd post the "not sure if serious" pic but I'm farking tired of that cliche. In earnestness, was the government under the former Republicans that much better? From an outsiders point of view (from the information I see on t.v. and on-line new stories) your president appears to be doing very well considering the problems he has inherited.

They don't use sarcasm up there? (I believe this was a parody of neocon whargarble, not a genuine statement)

indarwinsshadow: Diogenes [TotalFark] Quote 2009-11-23 11:24:44 AM
Welcome to Obama's America! I want my country back!


Being a non American, I'm surprised anyone would say that. I'd post the "not sure if serious" pic but I'm farking tired of that cliche. In earnestness, was the government under the former Republicans that much better? From an outsiders point of view (from the information I see on t.v. and on-line new stories) your president appears to be doing very well considering the problems he has inherited.

facepalm

I guess now I will have to kidnap girls and keep them in the basement for years like everyone else.

Can't wait for the ORAL arguments on this ... if you know what I mean ...

/Don't know what I mean

gorgor: And stop playing with yourself :)

Hey...It's his dick. He can wash it as fast as he wants.

SEX PANELS!!

mad8vskillz:

facepalm

You have a condition whereby you can only answer in cliches and memes?

gorgor: Billy Ligue: So gorgor, my cohorts here were wondering - as have many others here on Fark - how you get so many thread-appropriate pics so fast.

It's a godlike gift.
And stop playing with yourself :)

From now on I shall picture you as Mitch.

CarrieWhite: You have a condition whereby you can only answer in cliches and memes?

I have a condition whereby I can only answer in cliches and memes, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.

CarrieWhite: mad8vskillz:

facepalm

You have a condition whereby you can only answer in cliches and memes?



ya and?

The only retard sex picture that counts- NSFW (new window)