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(Some Guy) Fail If you're going to hide a sex offender at your home, maybe you shouldn't work for the State Police   (wboc.com) divider line 96
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UNC_Samurai [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 08:15:48 AM  
Sounds like NBC found their new sitcom.

 
jwa007 [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 08:27:38 AM  
*sigh* and so the fun of post-incarceration harassment continues and sweeps more people up into its net.

Why don't they make every single person who has done time in jail after being convicted of whatever crime they were convicted of register and regularly check in. Make every person who has been in prison go around the area where they live and tell everyone they live there and what their crime was? Then everyone would know who to suspect first when bad things happen.

 
Joe Hallenbeck 2009-11-23 11:49:27 AM  
Imagining them having sex is an offense to my mind.

 
sab6300 2009-11-23 11:49:36 AM  
What if I keep him in pieces under the floor boards?

 
Fano 2009-11-23 11:51:19 AM  
At least the state police could be available at a moment's notice if he decides to offend again.

 
TsukasaK 2009-11-23 11:52:53 AM  
Well? All you pro-offender-registration-list asshats are always wharrgarbling on about "WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKE ONE INTO YOUR HOME!", and then we have here a fine, upstanding law enforcement officer, probably the perfect person to do something like this, put their money where their mouth is, and get smacked down for it.

I tell ya, you just can't win these days.

 
dryknife 2009-11-23 11:55:15 AM  
Her carreer is Finishaed.

 
Montrose 2009-11-23 11:57:21 AM  
And if you're going to work for the State Police, maybe you shouldn't hide a sex offender at your home.

 
thefireandpassion 2009-11-23 12:00:12 PM  
jwa007: *sigh* and so the fun of post-incarceration harassment continues and sweeps more people up into its net.

Why don't they make every single person who has done time in jail after being convicted of whatever crime they were convicted of register and regularly check in. Make every person who has been in prison go around the area where they live and tell everyone they live there and what their crime was? Then everyone would know who to suspect first when bad things happen.


Because that goes against the whole innocent until proven guilty thing.

 
sboyle1020 2009-11-23 12:01:30 PM  
dryknife: Her carreer is Finishaed.

Golf Clap...

I couldn't help but laugh at what "homeless" sex offenders have to do. Notify the police of the parks they frequent. Something tells me that system doesn't work very well.

 
Scerpes 2009-11-23 12:01:30 PM  
TsukasaK: Well? All you pro-offender-registration-list asshats are always wharrgarbling on about "WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKE ONE INTO YOUR HOME!", and then we have here a fine, upstanding law enforcement officer, probably the perfect person to do something like this, put their money where their mouth is, and get smacked down for it.

I tell ya, you just can't win these days.


I think the bigger problem was entering false information about him into the State Police data system.

 
baka-san [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 12:02:53 PM  
Looked at the pics...who's who?

 
Ok Lady 2009-11-23 12:07:01 PM  
a rose by any other name...yada yada yada...but how do you look at a newborn and name her Finisha?

http://sexoffender.dsp.delaware.gov/sor_tierdef.htm (definition of tier III sex offender)

 
AnonymousOne 2009-11-23 12:07:53 PM  
sboyle1020: Notify the police of the parks they frequent. Something tells me that system doesn't work very well.

Ummm ... fourth bench on the left is usually where I sleep.
*policeman diligently makes his notes*

*facepalm* Are cops and their associated administrators really this dumb?

\YAY farking at work!

 
Forbidden Doughnut 2009-11-23 12:10:40 PM  
jwa007: *sigh* and so the fun of post-incarceration harassment continues and sweeps more people up into its net.

Why don't they make every single person who has done time in jail after being convicted of whatever crime they were convicted of register and regularly check in. Make every person who has been in prison go around the area where they live and tell everyone they live there and what their crime was? Then everyone would know who to suspect first when bad things happen.


www.seattlepi.com

 
skinink 2009-11-23 12:11:47 PM  
His sex couldn't have been too offensive if she was willing to change things for him.

 
Scerpes 2009-11-23 12:12:42 PM  
AnonymousOne: sboyle1020: Notify the police of the parks they frequent. Something tells me that system doesn't work very well.

Ummm ... fourth bench on the left is usually where I sleep.
*policeman diligently makes his notes*

*facepalm* Are cops and their associated administrators really this dumb?

\YAY farking at work!


Yeah. Because it wouldn't be a good plan to have at least a little info about where a transient pedophile likes to hang out in a state database, since he doesn't actually have an address.

 
Sylvia_Bandersnatch 2009-11-23 12:13:01 PM  
And vice versa, I should say.

 
Tatsuhiko 2009-11-23 12:16:04 PM  
jwa007: *sigh* and so the fun of post-incarceration harassment continues and sweeps more people up into its net.

Why don't they make every single person who has done time in jail after being convicted of whatever crime they were convicted of register and regularly check in. Make every person who has been in prison go around the area where they live and tell everyone they live there and what their crime was? Then everyone would know who to suspect first when bad things happen.


Well, I wouldn't go as far as that, but I wouldn't mind a routine state ID picture update and birth certificate check-in every ten years or if immigrated then when you arrive in the US and gain citizenship.

/Could catch illegals that way. Maybe.

 
jwa007 [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 12:16:44 PM  
AnonymousOne: sboyle1020: Notify the police of the parks they frequent. Something tells me that system doesn't work very well.

Ummm ... fourth bench on the left is usually where I sleep.
*policeman diligently makes his notes*

*facepalm* Are cops and their associated administrators really this dumb?

\YAY farking at work!


What alternatives do you have in mind? In some areas sex offenders have a hard time finding places to live. They cannot live within 1000 feet, usually, of a church, school, day care center, or anywhere else children may be gathered for education or day care. Sometimes this means homelessness. In Miami/Dade county in Florida the length is 2500 feet, so there is one place in that whole geographic region that sex offenders can live, under one particular bridge. And not all of these sex offenders pose a danger to children. The police have to work with what they have in these cases.

 
sboyle1020 2009-11-23 12:23:41 PM  
jwa007: AnonymousOne: sboyle1020: Notify the police of the parks they frequent. Something tells me that system doesn't work very well.

Ummm ... fourth bench on the left is usually where I sleep.
*policeman diligently makes his notes*

*facepalm* Are cops and their associated administrators really this dumb?

\YAY farking at work!

What alternatives do you have in mind? In some areas sex offenders have a hard time finding places to live. They cannot live within 1000 feet, usually, of a church, school, day care center, or anywhere else children may be gathered for education or day care. Sometimes this means homelessness. In Miami/Dade county in Florida the length is 2500 feet, so there is one place in that whole geographic region that sex offenders can live, under one particular bridge. And not all of these sex offenders pose a danger to children. The police have to work with what they have in these cases.


Implant chips in all of them. Then you would know where they were at all times and not ask what alley's and cardboard boxes they frequent.

 
Another Government Employee 2009-11-23 12:23:46 PM  
sboyle1020: dryknife: Her carreer is Finishaed.

Golf Clap...

I couldn't help but laugh at what "homeless" sex offenders have to do. Notify the police of the parks they frequent. Something tells me that system doesn't work very well.


Which is why it is illegal to be a homeless sex offender in Georgia (*note, this is currently under appeal).

 
Nemo's Brother 2009-11-23 12:25:04 PM  
Worry not. The average DMV worker is a sharp, young movitivated go-getter. They will be fine. They are the future leaders of the world.

 
aardvarkage 2009-11-23 12:36:53 PM  
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:-)

 
wingerFNG 2009-11-23 12:42:38 PM  
Not all people on the registry are going to rape you. You idiots do know this right? The sorry part about this whole thing is that ANYONE on that registry gets treated like a third class citizen. Even if they didn't do anything remotely close to rape/molestation/yaddayadda. Heinous crimes those are. But those are NOT the only things that can get you registered. 18 year old making love to his/her 17 year old boyfriend/girlfriend? That'll get you sometimes. Now that poor kid is ruined and shunned for the rest of his life. We MUST treat these on a case by case basis. Sure, the real molesters/rapists must be better managed and punished. But throwing them all in the same bucket is just not right. It's like saying every person that is muslim is a terrorist.

/poop..

 
wingerFNG 2009-11-23 12:45:12 PM  
for clarity....I am NOT in that group.
But I know a person who's life has been completely ruined by a pretty minor infraction.....12 years ago. And he still can't live almost anywhere and gets treated like a 'dirty rapist'. He's not.

 
Scerpes 2009-11-23 12:45:21 PM  
jwa007: *sigh* and so the fun of post-incarceration harassment continues and sweeps more people up into its net.

Why don't they make every single person who has done time in jail after being convicted of whatever crime they were convicted of register and regularly check in. Make every person who has been in prison go around the area where they live and tell everyone they live there and what their crime was? Then everyone would know who to suspect first when bad things happen.


Yeah. Because Martha Stewart presents a huge threat to her neighbors.

Forcing sex offenders to register isn't about harassment. It's about protecting a pervert's neighbors.

 
sboyle1020 2009-11-23 12:46:13 PM  
wingerFNG: Not all people on the registry are going to rape you. You idiots do know this right? The sorry part about this whole thing is that ANYONE on that registry gets treated like a third class citizen. Even if they didn't do anything remotely close to rape/molestation/yaddayadda. Heinous crimes those are. But those are NOT the only things that can get you registered. 18 year old making love to his/her 17 year old boyfriend/girlfriend? That'll get you sometimes. Now that poor kid is ruined and shunned for the rest of his life. We MUST treat these on a case by case basis. Sure, the real molesters/rapists must be better managed and punished. But throwing them all in the same bucket is just not right. It's like saying every person that is muslim is a terrorist.

/poop..


I really feel bad for the people who need to register because they urinated in public. That still amazes me. I should be on that list over 50 times.

 
wingerFNG 2009-11-23 12:49:52 PM  
Forcing sex offenders to register isn't about harassment. It's about protecting a pervert's neighbors.

Right....cuz we all know that dirty douchebags who want to harm you will willingly tell the cops where they live every 30 days. Just like all the crooks/thugs/gangstas will turn in their guns...

Give me a break.....

 
Blood Goblet 2009-11-23 01:03:40 PM  
sab6300: What if I keep him in pieces under the floor boards?

farm3.static.flickr.com

/approves

 
anarchy_x 2009-11-23 01:05:25 PM  
thefireandpassion: jwa007: *sigh* and so the fun of post-incarceration harassment continues and sweeps more people up into its net.

Why don't they make every single person who has done time in jail after being convicted of whatever crime they were convicted of register and regularly check in. Make every person who has been in prison go around the area where they live and tell everyone they live there and what their crime was? Then everyone would know who to suspect first when bad things happen.

Because that goes against the whole innocent until proven guilty thing.


I sorta think that was his point, fella.

 
Fano 2009-11-23 01:08:49 PM  
Why am I suddenly imagining Bugs Bunny hiding Rocky in the stove?

 
Warchild [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 01:15:36 PM  
Fano: Why am I suddenly imagining Bugs Bunny hiding Rocky in the stove?

Ya might, rabbit. Ya might...

 
Sum Dum Gai [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 01:20:43 PM  
Scerpes: Forcing sex offenders to register isn't about harassment. It's about protecting a pervert's neighbors.

A methhead is probably a far bigger danger to their neighbors than any sex criminal, especially since sex crimes tend to have low rates of recidivism, and most actual molestation is done by family, not strangers.

 
monoski 2009-11-23 01:22:53 PM  
dryknife: Her carreer is Finishaed.

came here to say that.

 
NightOwl2255 2009-11-23 01:29:07 PM  
Sum Dum Gai: sex crimes tend to have low rates of recidivism

What orifice did you pull that stat out of? A child molester is almost certain to re-offend.

 
Bit'O'Gristle [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 01:30:28 PM  
The good news is..she probably wasn't a trooper, just a clerk or a dispatcher.

 
pootsie 2009-11-23 01:30:53 PM  
Sum Dum Gai: sex crimes tend to have low rates of recidivism

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wingerFNG 2009-11-23 01:32:32 PM  
NightOwl2255: Sum Dum Gai: sex crimes tend to have low rates of recidivism

What orifice did you pull that stat out of? A child molester is almost certain to re-offend.


That's why a child molestor should be in jail.....they guy that pissed in a bar parking lot at 2 in the morning should pay a fine and go on about his business. But no....you don't want that terrible urinator to live anywhere around your children....

 
Brainsick 2009-11-23 01:49:22 PM  
Scerpes: It's about protecting a pervert's neighbors.

I thought the 2nd amendment was supposed to provide that protection?
OH PLEASE! SAVE US FROM THE PREVERTS!

huh

/whod'a thunk Scerpes would be for more government intrusion and less privacy
//me, actually
///fearfearfear!!

 
NightOwl2255 2009-11-23 01:50:16 PM  
wingerFNG: NightOwl2255: Sum Dum Gai: sex crimes tend to have low rates of recidivism

What orifice did you pull that stat out of? A child molester is almost certain to re-offend.

That's why a child molestor should be in jail.....they guy that pissed in a bar parking lot at 2 in the morning should pay a fine and go on about his business. But no....you don't want that terrible urinator to live anywhere around your children....


Slow down Tex. The poster claimed that sex crimes have a low rate of recidivism. Pissing on a wall is not a sex crime, even if some asshat classifies him as a sex offender. I don't give a flying fark where the pisser lives. I do damn sure care where Father Feelabout with 3 convictions for child molestation lives.

 
jwa007 [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 02:03:40 PM  
NightOwl2255: Slow down Tex. The poster claimed that sex crimes have a low rate of recidivism. Pissing on a wall is not a sex crime, even if some asshat classifies him as a sex offender. I don't give a flying fark where the pisser lives. I do damn sure care where Father Feelabout with 3 convictions for child molestation lives.

How about Freddy Five-Fingers the home-invader, burglar, who was just released from his fifth stint in state prison and likes to take long walks. Does it matter to you whether or not he lives in your neighborhood or not?

 
Solar Plexus! 2009-11-23 02:05:57 PM  
This article from the U.S. Justice Department (new window) is a little dated, but shows that sex offenders have a much lower overall recidivism rate compared to other criminals, and an even lower recidivism rate for sex crimes (5%). It also shows that most of those arrested for sex crimes against children were related to the child.

 
Scerpes 2009-11-23 02:09:28 PM  
Brainsick: Scerpes: It's about protecting a pervert's neighbors.

I thought the 2nd amendment was supposed to provide that protection?
OH PLEASE! SAVE US FROM THE PREVERTS!

huh

/whod'a thunk Scerpes would be for more government intrusion and less privacy
//me, actually
///fearfearfear!!


Yes...it's such a huge intrusion to force sex offenders to register.

Who would have thought you'd be for rapists.

Don't want to register? Don't rape. It's pretty simple.

 
Scerpes 2009-11-23 02:12:08 PM  
Solar Plexus!: This article from the U.S. Justice Department (new window) is a little dated, but shows that sex offenders have a much lower overall recidivism rate compared to other criminals, and an even lower recidivism rate for sex crimes (5%). It also shows that most of those arrested for sex crimes against children were related to the child.

If you actually read the article you linked to, you'd see a more compelling reason to force them to register. Sex offenders are four times more likely than other criminals to commit another sex crime.

 
Latinwolf [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 02:13:41 PM  
jwa007: NightOwl2255: Slow down Tex. The poster claimed that sex crimes have a low rate of recidivism. Pissing on a wall is not a sex crime, even if some asshat classifies him as a sex offender. I don't give a flying fark where the pisser lives. I do damn sure care where Father Feelabout with 3 convictions for child molestation lives.

How about Freddy Five-Fingers the home-invader, burglar, who was just released from his fifth stint in state prison and likes to take long walks. Does it matter to you whether or not he lives in your neighborhood or not?


Dude we already know from other threads you've posted in that you feel there should be no laws against sex offenders, and no age of consent laws. We got it, pedos of a feather stick together.

 
ferretman 2009-11-23 02:14:22 PM  
Fano: Why am I suddenly imagining Bugs Bunny hiding Rocky in the stove?

Was that one included on the TV special recently? I meant to DVR it...but forgot.

 
jwa007 [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 02:14:27 PM  
Scerpes: Brainsick: Scerpes: It's about protecting a pervert's neighbors.

I thought the 2nd amendment was supposed to provide that protection?
OH PLEASE! SAVE US FROM THE PREVERTS!

huh

/whod'a thunk Scerpes would be for more government intrusion and less privacy
//me, actually
///fearfearfear!!

Yes...it's such a huge intrusion to force sex offenders to register.

Who would have thought you'd be for rapists.

Don't want to register? Don't rapepee in public, expose yourself, ride a bike through your neighborhood with just a couple strips of duct tape covering your junk, or rape. It's pretty simplecomplex, what constitutes sex offenders nowadays.


FTFY

 
TsukasaK 2009-11-23 02:14:41 PM  
Scerpes:

Don't want to register? Don't rape. It's pretty simple.


Shut the fark up you ignorant slut. You DO realize that people are forced to register for such horrible offenses against humanity as urinating in public, or making love to your girlfriend who is one day your junior?

Registration is bullshiat and solves nothing.

 
Brainsick 2009-11-23 02:18:49 PM  
Scerpes: Yes...it's such a huge intrusion to force sex offenders murderers, thieves, jaywalkers, speeders, people-who-don't-wash-their-hands-after-using-the-toilet...etc. to register.


Slippery slope and all that. Good to know you're so incapable of protecting yourself that you'll let the government do whatever they want in order to "protect" you from the bad ol preeverts. Next time you start spouting off about "big government" at least I know you're really FOR it...

 
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