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(Some Guy) Satire CDC Releases H1N1.6 Service Pack 2 (NSFWish ads)   (crystalair.com) divider line 39
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zez 2009-11-23 10:11:15 AM  
dumb

 
jtips 2009-11-23 10:11:51 AM  
Satire!

 
Sin_City_Superhero 2009-11-23 10:13:31 AM  
tl;dr

 
Slaves2Darkness 2009-11-23 10:16:16 AM  
Hey, subbie or moderator how about a NSFW disclaimer for the dam speed humping adds on the side.

 
Earl of Chives 2009-11-23 10:18:14 AM  
Lol@speed humping.

 
Goatspunk [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 10:20:37 AM  
Slaves2Darkness: Hey, subbie or moderator how about a NSFW disclaimer for the dam speed humping adds on the side.

Yeah, wow. I was like: Is that pr0n?

 
JohnnyStreets 2009-11-23 10:21:15 AM  
WTF NSFW!

 
sub_harmonic 2009-11-23 10:23:14 AM  
CDC Releases H1N1.6 Service Pack 2

thank goodness, it was hell trying just to get the other one to work properly!

 
bongmiester [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 10:24:31 AM  
JohnnyStreets: WTF NSFW!

this (but my boss thought her ass was cute)

 
Asplenium 2009-11-23 10:24:54 AM  
NSFW? Must've got cock-blocked by my script disabler.

Article is meh.

/Though I did laugh at CDC = Center for Disease Creation

 
maq0r 2009-11-23 10:26:01 AM  
Stupid site.

 
BitwiseShift 2009-11-23 10:33:30 AM  
Speed humping, from the people who had to change the 5 second rule to 8 seconds.

 
vodka 2009-11-23 10:34:19 AM  
You Total Fark dweebs are suppose to filter this crap out for me.

 
D135 2009-11-23 10:34:52 AM  
speed humping - a great way to break your dangler!

 
jaymzz [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-23 10:35:39 AM  
laugh++

 
Michael_Mythix 2009-11-23 10:36:54 AM  
D135: speed humping - a great way to break your dangler!

Did anyone else read that as daughter?

 
StaleCoffee 2009-11-23 10:37:20 AM  
I knew it!

 
LaraAmber [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-23 10:37:27 AM  
Goatspunk: Slaves2Darkness: Hey, subbie or moderator how about a NSFW disclaimer for the dam speed humping adds on the side.

Yeah, wow. I was like: Is that pr0n?


Huh, I have an ad for "Horton Hears The Who".

 
Goatspunk [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 10:40:07 AM  
LaraAmber: Goatspunk: Slaves2Darkness: Hey, subbie or moderator how about a NSFW disclaimer for the dam speed humping adds on the side.

Yeah, wow. I was like: Is that pr0n?

Huh, I have an ad for "Horton Hears The Who".


Looks like the ads cycle, although, I'm now seeing bill clinton with tits.

 
pippi longstocking 2009-11-23 10:50:29 AM  
Brilliant!

How else are we going to keep up to date with the latest scaremongering infections?

This is superb! Now I can just get live notifications on what things should scare me, and what I can inject/do to my body in order for the bad things to not happen to me.

I thank you overlords, I do as I'm told, always.

May God see fit to give you eternal power and wealth on this temporary plane of existence where I am but a mere peon but I like yourselves will be blessed after the worms have at me.

 
squirmster 2009-11-23 10:54:10 AM  
www.crystalair.com

is this the speed humping you are talking about? its all I got.

 
fernanernie 2009-11-23 10:59:50 AM  
Michael_Mythix
D135: speed humping - a great way to break your dangler!

Did anyone else read that as daughter?


Not everyone is from Kentucky

 
Michael_Mythix 2009-11-23 11:04:16 AM  
b>fernanernie: Michael_Mythix
D135: speed humping - a great way to break your dangler!

Did anyone else read that as daughter?

Not everyone is from Kentucky


Like my grandaddy always used to say, "if you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your gene's"

 
Nutsac_Jim 2009-11-23 11:08:46 AM  
Slaves2Darkness: Hey, subbie or moderator how about a NSFW disclaimer for the dam speed humping adds on the side.

This is the one I received.
www.crystalair.com

 
apeiron242 2009-11-23 11:11:07 AM  
Pft. i'll wait until they release H2N2.

 
ignite ice 2009-11-23 11:11:24 AM  
Did someone mention pr0n? Where? I keep reloading the page, seeing nothing...

 
Tran Forsythe [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 11:29:32 AM  
Cute basic concept, shiatty execution. *yawn*

 
Herunar 2009-11-23 11:32:57 AM  
Like The Onion, but with less surprising twists.

 
big-x 2009-11-23 11:37:11 AM  
what happened to the c3po one?

 
dennysgod 2009-11-23 11:58:28 AM  
Nice to see the appropriate use of the satire tag, most of the time these type of sites get greenlight with the scary tag when they only thing scary was that subby thought it was real.

 
Oldiron_79 2009-11-23 12:24:13 PM  
has anyone informed preident madagascar yet?

 
brykmantra 2009-11-23 12:31:35 PM  
ignite ice: Did someone mention pr0n? Where? I keep reloading the page, seeing nothing...

It's a picture link to another spoof article on the same site:

New "Speed Humping" All The Rage Among Singles (new window) (Has the same NSFW pic as mentioned above.)

 
Vkingbanna 2009-11-23 12:45:09 PM  
Funny how ads are targeted to your past search history.
The ads on MY page came up as Evony on Facebook, and a topless GUY on a weightloss pill. Not in any way NSFW.

 
sorhed 2009-11-23 01:11:58 PM  
this is exciting news. I had the first one installed on my over the summer and it barely did anything. Maybe the new one will actually work as advertised.

 
Freezingprocess 2009-11-23 02:37:52 PM  
the virus pictured is an AIDs virus, btw. kthanxbai

 
jrkeenan65 2009-11-23 02:50:29 PM  
Me and a lot of people that are sick right now DO NOT THINK ITS FUNNY! Wnen you get it you wont be laughing! Stupid 'OLD' PC joke anyway!

 
snocone [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 04:07:17 PM  
Since I am just rebooting after .V1, I am getting a kick

Overall: 1/10
puny and over rated
like partisans, just not necessary

 
ZAZ [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 04:59:41 PM  
Right now we're down to either salamander flu, border collie flu, or small woodland creature flu

Squirrel flu! Cover your nuts when you cough.

 
LaraAmber [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-23 06:18:50 PM  
I prefer chipmunk flu. When you sneeze you either solve crimes or break into song.

 
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