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(New York Daily News) Weird Heidi Klum officially takes husband Seal's last name, will now be known as Heidi   (nydailynews.com) divider line 51
More: Weird, Heidi Klum, Seal, Project Runway, husband Seal, Victoria's Secret, supermodels, Johan, Lou  
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coco ebert [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 05:43:37 AM  
Cute, subby.

 
TheBlackFlag 2009-11-23 06:56:42 AM  
HA!Good one.

 
unfarkingbelievable 2009-11-23 07:45:51 AM  
Brilliant, Subby!

 
skinink 2009-11-23 08:44:10 AM  
Heidi was bouncing back from a long term relationship that had ended, and Seal was there to hook up with her. Probably the best rebound relationship I've heard of and congrats that it's worked out well for the both of them. Too bad Seal's music isn't as popular as it once was, because he's a great singer.

 
The All-Powerful Atheismo 2009-11-23 08:55:07 AM  
You see it's because he has no last name

 
Rokoh 2009-11-23 09:28:48 AM  
Seal gives every man hope. Hope that even the uglies can shack up with a hottie.

 
IXI Jim IXI [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 09:34:44 AM  
Rokoh: Seal gives every man hope. Hope that even the uglies can shack up with a hottie.

Yes...because Seal was the first ugly musician ever to bag a babe.

BTW, great jorb, Subby.

 
Tigggy 2009-11-23 09:34:50 AM  
HAHAH- Good one Subby! Took me a second but I got there.

 
EngineerBoy 2009-11-23 10:00:15 AM  
Heidi Zencroft?

 
The Stealth Hippopotamus [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 10:05:03 AM  
+1

also that Ms. Heidi to all of us

 
darch 2009-11-23 10:10:56 AM  
You see it's because he has no last name

Actually, he does: it's Sealhenry Samuel.

 
IXI Jim IXI [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 10:14:00 AM  
In last names, one day you're in and the next you're out

 
SuburbanCowboy 2009-11-23 10:16:06 AM  
Seal Henry Olusegun Olumide Adeola Samuel Jacob Jingleheimerschmidt.

 
loathable cockroach 2009-11-23 10:20:42 AM  
SuburbanCowboy: Seal Henry Olusegun Olumide Adeola Samuel Jacob Jingleheimerschmidt.
of Olhm

 
Belltower [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 10:48:28 AM  
Rokoh: Seal gives every man hope. Hope that even the uglies can shack up with a hottie.

Except Seal was wearing bicycle shorts when they met, and she could see "the whole package." So you might have to have other attractions...

 
bungle_jr 2009-11-23 10:49:22 AM  
i've actually had people convinced that my name was john jacob jingleheimerschmidt

/gullible is not in the dictionary

 
Tax Boy 2009-11-23 11:35:25 AM  
bungle_jr: i've actually had people convinced that my name was john jacob jingleheimerschmidt

/gullible is not in the dictionary


Hey! Your name is my name, too!

 
Belltower [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 11:35:42 AM  
bungle_jr: i've actually had people convinced that my name was john jacob jingleheimerschmidt

Hey! That's my name too!

/Stop shouting, people

 
Belltower [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 11:36:57 AM  
*shakes tiny fist*

 
degreeless 2009-11-23 11:46:02 AM  
I'd club it.

 
frepnog 2009-11-23 11:49:37 AM  
i wonder if the whole "bicycle shorts" story is anywhere near the truth, or if Heidi just made that shiat up to explain why one of the most gorgeous women on the earth is farking that hideously ugly black man. yes, Seal is a good singer but god DAMN that is one ugly motherfarker. big dick or not, Heidi should have higher standards. i guess there is just no accounting for taste.

/don't read racism in to this comment. so what if Seal is black. He is just UGLY AS ALL HELL.

 
Marley'sGirl 2009-11-23 12:17:19 PM  
skinink: Heidi was bouncing back from a long term relationship that had ended, and Seal was there to hook up with her. Probably the best rebound relationship I've heard of and congrats that it's worked out well for the both of them. Too bad Seal's music isn't as popular as it once was, because he's a great singer.

He covered "If You Don't Know Me By Now" and it's on the regular loop on Sirius (channel 2-The Blend). I usually wouldn't stop for a song like that, but it is mesmerizing.

 
schattenteufel [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 12:26:27 PM  
Over 20 comments & no pictures of Heidi yet.
What is wrong with you people today?

 
apeiron242 2009-11-23 12:51:52 PM  
apeiron242 (deleted: Nudity, partial nudity, adult content - NSFW - Please link!) Quote 2009-11-23 10:53:57 AM

schattenteufel: Over 20 comments & no pictures of Heidi yet.
What is wrong with you people today?


i posted pix but some chicken shiat modmin deleted them despite having allowed far racier stuff through. Lazy bastard could have just converted the pix to links.

The same guy is going to delete this post and hit me with the ban hammer saying i'm trolling the modmins when i'm just calling them out on their shiat.

See you in (duration of ban) * 4 days.

 
schattenteufel [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 01:05:03 PM  
apeiron242: apeiron242 (deleted: Nudity, partial nudity, adult content - NSFW - Please link!) Quote 2009-11-23 10:53:57 AM

schattenteufel: Over 20 comments & no pictures of Heidi yet.
What is wrong with you people today?

i posted pix but some chicken shiat modmin deleted them despite having allowed far racier stuff through. Lazy bastard could have just converted the pix to links.

The same guy is going to delete this post and hit me with the ban hammer saying i'm trolling the modmins when i'm just calling them out on their shiat.

See you in (duration of ban) * 4 days.



Oh. Fair Enough. Must be some prudes moderating today.

/think of the children

 
coffee fiend 2009-11-23 01:14:50 PM  
SuburbanCowboy: Seal Henry Olusegun Olumide Adeola Samuel Jacob Jingleheimerschmidt.

I hate you. Now, I'm going to have that stupid song stuck in my head all day.

 
schattenteufel [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 01:24:51 PM  
SuburbanCowboy: Seal Henry Olusegun Olumide Adeola Samuel Jacob Jingleheimerschmidt.


Hey. That's my name, too.

 
JimmySlicings 2009-11-23 01:26:46 PM  
degreeless: I'd club it.


Nice. +1

 
LtDarkstar 2009-11-23 01:29:50 PM  
degreeless: I'd club it.

Thread ovar!

 
Farkomatic 2009-11-23 01:56:19 PM  
schattenteufel: SuburbanCowboy: Seal Henry Olusegun Olumide Adeola Samuel Jacob Jingleheimerschmidt.


Hey. That's my name, too.


Yeah, but whenever he goes out, people always shout.

/+1, subby. Would laugh again.

 
puckhead 2009-11-23 01:57:51 PM  
holy shiat, Seal is his real first name.
I woulda lost that bet.

 
IXI Jim IXI [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 02:19:54 PM  
schattenteufel: Over 20 comments & no pictures of Heidi yet.

Sorry, no Klum shots.

 
SharkInfested 2009-11-23 02:26:16 PM  
IXI Jim IXI: In last names, one day you're in and the next you're out

Cue the "How do I know you're gay?" pic :)

and good on you, subby, no Auf Wiedersehen for you!

 
Hershey Highway Patrol [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 02:31:10 PM  
IXI Jim IXI: schattenteufel: Over 20 comments & no pictures of Heidi yet.

Sorry, no Klum shots.


+1

 
Kid Lester 2009-11-23 02:33:23 PM  
EngineerBoy: Heidi Zencroft?

comixed.files.wordpress.com

 
mhd 2009-11-23 02:43:34 PM  
skinink: Heidi was bouncing back from a long term relationship that had ended, and Seal was there to hook up with her.

I always thought it was more a "First you get the money, then you get the big dong" type of thing.

 
epyonyx 2009-11-23 03:30:55 PM  
Heidi Seal?

What seal?

 
yeahthatsright 2009-11-23 03:42:22 PM  
WTF I see pictures of gorillas but no pictures of Heidi... Get it together, people!

 
Theaetetus [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 03:47:05 PM  
epyonyx: Heidi Seal?

Oh, I'd play Heidi Seal-ami with her.

 
Sweet Chin Music 2009-11-23 03:53:03 PM  
So I guess you can say that she Seal'd the deal.

 
Ball of Confusion 2009-11-23 04:03:38 PM  
skinink: Heidi was bouncing back from a long term relationship that had ended, and Seal was there to hook up with her. Probably the best rebound relationship I've heard of and congrats that it's worked out well for the both of them. Too bad Seal's music isn't as popular as it once was, because he's a great singer.

Yeah but she was dumped by Flavio Briatore. That doesn't say much for the company she keeps. He's a giant slimeball.

Granted he can buy and sell Seal about 80 times over in an afternoon, but money isn't everything...right, ladies?

i.dailymail.co.uk

 
Infernal Wedgie 2009-11-23 04:20:30 PM  
frepnog: /don't read racism in to this comment. so what if Seal is black. He is just UGLY AS ALL HELL.

It's LUPUS.

 
Infernal Wedgie 2009-11-23 04:37:03 PM  
GIS with SafeSearch set to Strict:

img2.timeinc.net

img2.timeinc.net

2.bp.blogspot.com

/haaaaaaaaaaawt

 
God-is-a-Taco 2009-11-23 04:39:37 PM  
Gross. Seal must have one hell of a personality or penis, or penisality.

apeiron242: apeiron242 (deleted: Nudity, partial nudity, adult content - NSFW - Please link!) Quote 2009-11-23 10:53:57 AM

schattenteufel: Over 20 comments & no pictures of Heidi yet.
What is wrong with you people today?

i posted pix but some chicken shiat modmin deleted them despite having allowed far racier stuff through. Lazy bastard could have just converted the pix to links.

The same guy is going to delete this post and hit me with the ban hammer saying i'm trolling the modmins when i'm just calling them out on their shiat.

See you in (duration of ban) * 4 days.


Weird to think Fark once had porn links on the main page, huh?
I never understood that whole NSFW thing. Not working and looking at a video of a chimp throwing feces at people is a-okay, but a woman in a bikini and you're in hot water.

Anyway, Seal is in it for the personality

 
DansLaLuna 2009-11-23 05:34:57 PM  
His face is a little wrong but he has one hell of a man-body.
Listening to Seal makes me glow so I can totally get why she is having his babies.

 
skinink 2009-11-23 07:24:43 PM  
Hah, Farkers bag on the ugly guy hooking up with the supermodel because every other Farker except for me looks like they just walked off a GQ shoot and only looks count in a relationship. And they write a different woman's name on their hand every night, then jerk off fark a different woman every night.

 
MilesTeg 2009-11-23 07:33:00 PM  
Yes...because Seal was the first ugly musician ever to bag a babe.


static.tvguide.com

/approves

 
marius2 2009-11-23 10:16:33 PM  
Yes Sir, I did LOL

 
vabeard 2009-11-23 11:40:18 PM  
She needs to take my name. And my pants.

 
MENSTRUATION 2009-11-24 01:53:00 AM  
Ball of Confusion: Granted he can buy and sell Seal about 80 times over in an afternoon, but money isn't everything...right, ladies?

Hey, don't assume we're all like that just because there are some money-grubbing skanks out there.

 
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