It's missing "Coming Home in a Body Bag". Now THAT was a movie. My uncle Roger and my uncle Jerry, who were in Nam, said that's the most accurate Vietnam film they had ever seen.

You never go full retard.

No Logjammin'?

...

Yes, yes, yes!

No, No, No!

I love you, I love you, I love you, I looove you!

They got the right real movie, but the wrong fake one.

"The Mosquito", "The Amazing Electrified Man" and "The Stench", the films-within-the-film from the perhaps deservedly obscure 1991 film "popcorn" (new window)" come immediately to mind.

They are by far the most accomplished and most memorable things about the whole enterprise.

where's "See You Next Wednesday" Directed by Carl La Fong produced by John Landis

What about Amazon Women on the Moon, from the movie Amazon Women on the Moon?

What about Arnold Scharzenneger's "Hamlet" from Last Action Hero?

What about "Ass"?

I mean, it won all the Oscars that year.

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Thank you, Kentucky Fried Movie.

Missing two:

Asses of Fire

Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season

That is all.

Anything by Samuel L. Bronkowitz. Fistful of Yen for sure.

What about Rocky Five.... Thousand?

Unshrunken Dink: Link (new window) NSFW

Thank you, Kentucky Fried Movie.

Came here to make sure this one was mentioned. Since it is I'll go with A Fistful of Yen, which is also from Kentucky Fried Movie.

Unshrunken Dink: Link (new window) NSFW

Thank you, Kentucky Fried Movie.

You have our gratitude!

Would Cockpuncher apply if the real movie was a fake movie?

coco ebert: No Logjammin'?

"You can imagine what happens next."
"He fixes the cable?"

Brokeback Mountain.

As seen in an episode of South Park.

What about whatever the porno was called that Elizabeth Banks was filming in Zak and Miri Make a Porno ?

/ would like to see Elixabeth Banks in a porno.

Shameful Omission: Tori Spellings' starring role in STAB

Shameful Omission II: Theresa, the NC-17 version of Mother Theresa's life, from How to Lose Friends & Alienate people. NC-17 + Megan Fox means must see, even if it's not real.

GungFu: Brokeback Mountain.

As seen in an episode of South Park.

Gay guys in cowboy hats. Yeah, Nostradamus ain't got nothin' on Matt and Trey.

No Death Blow or Sack Lunch?

El_Smacko: What about Arnold Scharzenneger's "Hamlet" from Last Action Hero?

Right movie, wrong faux movie. "The Terminator", starring... Sylvester Stallone. MegaLULz.

Pep Streebeck: Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season


Applesauce, biatch.

Ghandi II was listed...I am pleased.

mauve'bib: What about Amazon Women on the Moon, from the movie Amazon Women on the Moon?

Came here to say this and leaving satisfied.
Goddamn that's a funny movie.

/silly paté for the win!

Missing "Best of Both Worlds" from Clerks.

"Hit by a Car!!" -- in "eXistenZ".

Massive fail for not including Last Action Hero. Multiple movies inside a fake movie, inside a real movie.

AUSTINPUSSY should be on the list, as well it should become a real movie

as much as i can't stand tom cruise as a person, i think the man has done some really good roles...and his parody rolls are awesome!

Needs more Bluntman and Chronic.

"Avenge me, Hemp Knight!"

From Back to the Future II:
Jaws 19, This time it's really really personal.

Glad to see UHF representin'

Can anyone forget the Adam West epic "The Spy Who Laughed At Danger" movie being filmed in Hooper with Burt Reynolds as his stunt double?

No "What Dat Ninja?"

tehotherbilly: From Back to the Future II:
Jaws 19, This time it's really really personal.

i just want to see 3D marquees like that! it's probably not far from reality...what with all the 3D movies out now, surely they can come up with some good holograms for marquees

DamnYankees: No "What Dat Ninja?"

Didn't actually read the list, did you?

Who Dat Ninja? (from 30 Rock): I have to admit, I walked into Who Dat Ninja? expecting yet another big-budget, no-talent vehicle for overrated megastar Tracy Jordan. Little did I expect the revelation of a hidden depth heretofore concealed under pancaked make-up (Black Cop/White Cop, Honky Grandma Be Trippin') or mildly racist caricature (President Homeboy, A Blaffair to Rememblack). Who Dat Ninja? not only explores the issues facing the modern ninja in society, but unflinchingly depicts the challenges an African-American must confront in the surprisingly intolerant world of the stealthy-but-lethal arts. The plot doesn't make much sense, but it doesn't have to. Jordan's emotional performance carries the film. The most heartbreaking moment arrives when (spoiler alert!) Jordan reveals that he never learned how to read, just how to rip a man's heart out using only his feet. If Jordan is not nominated for Best Actor for his performance in this film, it will be a crime (although perfectly understandable given what happened at last year's Oscars -- we all pray for Mr. Spacey's swift recovery). (David Thomas)

PizzaJedi81: Didn't actually read the list, did you?

Of course not.

I know that Seinfeld isn't a movie, but this list is a total failure without its brilliant fake movies.

Rochelle, Rochelle: a young girl's strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk. And hey, it has a lot of nudity.

Chunnel: there's an explosion in the chunnel, and the president's daughter is trapped inside!

Checkmate: A movie about a king who likes chess, only to find out that his life is more like the game than he knew

Man: I didn't know you enjoyed chess, your majesty.
King: Why wouldn't I?
Man: Because the king is always in jeopardy.
King: Yes, but it's only a game.
Man: (suspiciously) Yes, of course. Only a game.

Ponce De Leon: why haven't they made a movie about everyone's favorite explorer?

And of course, my personal favorite-

Prognosis Negative: a story about a guy who can't commit to relationships until he finds out that his ex-girlfriend was diagnosed with 6 months to live and decides that its perfect. He can commit to the relationship knowing that she's going to be dead in 6 months! Supposedly an actual screenplay was written by Larry David.

tuna hp: I know that Seinfeld isn't a movie, but this list is a total failure without its brilliant fake movies.

You are forgetting quite a few:

Sack Lunch
Agent Zero
Brown Eyed-Girl
Chow Fun
Mountain High
Firestorm
Death Blow
Cry Cry Again
The Other Side of Darkness
The Pain and the Yearning
The Muted Heart

/all from memory
//sort of sad, but im proud of it

Gandhi II (from UHF)

Yup, the most important one is covered. Good jerb.

mauve'bib: What about Amazon Women on the Moon, from the movie Amazon Women on the Moon?

To say nothing of Catholic Schoolgirls in Trouble from the Kentucky Fried Movie

Does Machete even count? It's becoming real.

/Would watch Satan's Alley in a heartbeat

What about that Raiders type trailer w/Bruce Campbell from 'The Majestic'?

DamnYankees: PizzaJedi81: Didn't actually read the list, did you?

Of course not.

Well, at least you're owning up to it...good on ya!

Came for the Samuel L. Bronkowitz references.

/not disappointed