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(3 News New Zealand) Spiffy Kings of Leon bassist dates Twilight actress in attempt to create the trolliest Fark headline ever   (3news.co.nz) divider line 54
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Mr_Ectomy [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 02:55:04 AM  
*sigh*

 
Slug2468 [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 03:46:16 AM  
Mr_Ectomy: *sigh*

 
Bunkerdave 2009-11-23 06:40:59 AM  
*sigh*

 
havocmike 2009-11-23 06:42:44 AM  
wtf is a kings of leon?

sounds like a boring book or a really shiatty faux-indie-southern-throwback rock band.

 
Kyosuke [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 06:46:00 AM  
I'm old.

*sigh*

 
Seth'n'Spectrum 2009-11-23 06:57:50 AM  
Sorry, nothing beats "...federal control of your children..." in the politics tab a few weeks ago.

/also
//*sigh*

 
joelogic 2009-11-23 06:57:56 AM  
I find Kings of Leon to be quite enjoyable. That is all.

 
WarningMayContainPeanuts 2009-11-23 07:01:04 AM  
havocmike: wtf is a kings of leon?

sounds like a boring book or a really shiatty faux-indie-southern-throwback rock band.


Kings of Leon are a rock and roll outfit from Nashville.

Twilight is a series of vampire novels being made into motion pictures.

One of those things suck. I'll let you decide.

 
The English Major [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 07:05:24 AM  
Mr_Ectomy: *sigh*

Don't blame me for this one.

 
Ender's [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 07:26:16 AM  
I blame The English Major

 
Moonraper 2009-11-23 07:30:42 AM  
Where the pictures at?

poponthepop.com

www.twilightgear.net

www.plunderguide.com

/do a search for ashley greene naked and thank me later

 
LewDux 2009-11-23 07:55:53 AM  
Moonraper:
/do a search for ashley greene naked and thank me later


Can I keep my hat on?

 
FVendetta 2009-11-23 08:47:57 AM  
*sporfle*

 
The All-Powerful Atheismo 2009-11-23 08:56:15 AM  
*flibble*

 
germ78 2009-11-23 09:08:00 AM  
But he could really use som-bahh-dayyy

 
MightyPez 2009-11-23 09:12:07 AM  
WarningMayContainPeanuts: havocmike: wtf is a kings of leon?

sounds like a boring book or a really shiatty faux-indie-southern-throwback rock band.

Kings of Leon are a rock and roll outfit from Nashville.

Twilight is a series of vampire novels being made into motion pictures.

One of those things suck. I'll let you decide.


Does the other blow?

 
Rokoh 2009-11-23 09:19:04 AM  
Kings of Leon aren't that great people.

/they are better than twilight.

 
KatjaMouse [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 09:34:23 AM  
I didn't care for that band when I first hear them. Now... I like them. That's right. I like The Kings of Leon. Even enough so that I actually bought their album.

 
Ashtrey 2009-11-23 09:39:14 AM  
germ78: But he could really use som-bahh-dayyy

goddamn you

 
bale 2009-11-23 10:50:29 AM  
Like me some Kings of Leon.

 
kungfu jesus with a side of lime 2009-11-23 10:50:52 AM  
Just go to youtube and look up some of these songs: soothsayer, lobotomizer, siege engine, lurker at the threshold, lotus island, angel monster, the way to heaven, woods of suicide, treeman, sail on soothsayer, stretching lighthouse, final wars, giant robot and scraps.

/nothing to do with the thread
//always room for buckethead

 
CaptainFatass 2009-11-23 11:14:35 AM  
First off, Ashley Greene-hot.

Secondly, can anyone present an unbiased appraisal of the latest Kings of Leon album? I was on board for the first two, then heard the single for the third album, and it seemed pretty apparent they were going into the "forced growth to prove that we can really evolve, man" phase.

Does the latest one fare any better?

 
acaciaavenue 2009-11-23 11:24:19 AM  
Ashley Greene needs to shut her damn mouth. She'd be hot if she wasn't a slack-jawed mouth breather.

 
strutin 2009-11-23 11:35:28 AM  
acaciaavenue: Ashley Greene needs to shut her damn mouth. She'd be hot if she wasn't a slack-jawed mouth breather.

You might be thinking of Kristen Stewart..Ashley Greene was the hot Vampire with the shortish spikey hair that ripped the bad vampire's head off in the first movie..

/Yes, she was my favorite
//nttiawwt

 
shabu 2009-11-23 12:15:07 PM  
KOL's latest album is pretty good IMO. The 17 year old enjoys it as much as us old folks. Read a RS article on them, and those boys sound like hell on wheels while touring.

Good lyrics, nice melodic sense while still rocking.

 
KiesteredBeetle 2009-11-23 12:20:44 PM  
WarningMayContainPeanuts: havocmike: wtf is a kings of leon?

sounds like a boring book or a really shiatty faux-indie-southern-throwback rock band.

Kings of Leon are a rock and roll outfit from Nashville.

Twilight is a series of vampire novels being made into motion pictures.

One of those things suck. I'll let you decide.

Trick question.

BOTH of those things suck. Royally.

 
Klingon Penis 2009-11-23 12:23:12 PM  
www.hollywoodtuna.com

Lucky bastard.

 
ionember 2009-11-23 12:46:13 PM  
germ78: But he could really use som-bahh-dayyy

Nice.

 
WarningMayContainPeanuts 2009-11-23 12:50:33 PM  
MightyPez: WarningMayContainPeanuts: havocmike: wtf is a kings of leon?

sounds like a boring book or a really shiatty faux-indie-southern-throwback rock band.

Kings of Leon are a rock and roll outfit from Nashville.

Twilight is a series of vampire novels being made into motion pictures.

One of those things suck. I'll let you decide.

Does the other blow?


well played sir, well played

 
Hillbilly Jim 2009-11-23 01:00:12 PM  
The Notion of getting her Knocked Up gets me Closer to want to Use Somebody for Sex on Fire.

NSFW (new window)

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SharkTrager 2009-11-23 01:12:06 PM  
@Wouldn't the trolliest involve a supergroup made up of the members of Creed, Nickleback and Radiohead?

 
Lloyd Braun 2009-11-23 01:16:04 PM  
Kings Of Leon were so much better before they sold out with Sex On Fire.

 
3TJF 2009-11-23 01:21:30 PM  
Hillbilly Jim: The Notion of getting her Knocked Up gets me Closer to want to Use Somebody for Sex on Fire

i72.photobucket.com

i262.photobucket.com

 
poorsigmund 2009-11-23 01:26:11 PM  
*sigh

/actually don't know if that's a meme from some other thread
//just needed to post someting
///kind of like marking a page in your favorite book

 
FreakinB 2009-11-23 01:49:55 PM  
CaptainFatass: First off, Ashley Greene-hot.

Secondly, can anyone present an unbiased appraisal of the latest Kings of Leon album? I was on board for the first two, then heard the single for the third album, and it seemed pretty apparent they were going into the "forced growth to prove that we can really evolve, man" phase.

Does the latest one fare any better?


Agreed, their first two are great. The third, meh. But this fourth one is full-on "appeal to the masses" mode, IMO. Which I never mind so long as I find it re-listenable.

But I don't. It's just not as good.

 
scotto 2009-11-23 01:50:58 PM  
*kibooble*

 
Snow Monkey 2009-11-23 02:03:27 PM  
Am I the only person out there who enjoys Kings of Leon but HATES that song "Use Somebody"?

I really really hate that song.

 
FreakinB 2009-11-23 02:18:47 PM  
Snow Monkey: Am I the only person out there who enjoys Kings of Leon but HATES that song "Use Somebody"?

I really really hate that song.


You are definitely not alone there.

 
Kid Lester 2009-11-23 02:27:19 PM  
Snow Monkey: Am I the only person out there who enjoys Kings of Leon but HATES that song "Use Somebody"?

I really really hate that song.


I can't hear it without thinking of "You All Everybody" by Drive Shaft.

 
germ78 2009-11-23 03:41:13 PM  
Snow Monkey: Am I the only person out there who enjoys Kings of Leon but HATES that song "Use Somebody"?

I really really hate that song.


I hate neither the KoL nor that song; I just find the "use som-bahh-dayyy" part to be a hellacious earworm.

 
sotua 2009-11-23 04:15:00 PM  
SharkTrager: @Wouldn't the trolliest involve a supergroup made up of the members of Creed, Nickleback and, Radiohead and Coldplay?

FTFY. Now I hate myself for just entertaining the thought.

/and Liam Gallagher will guest sit in on some tracks

 
ExcedrinHeadache 2009-11-23 04:40:43 PM  
Kid Lester: Snow Monkey: Am I the only person out there who enjoys Kings of Leon but HATES that song "Use Somebody"?

I really really hate that song.

I can't hear it without thinking of "You All Everybody" by Drive Shaft.


Ugh. I can hear it now.

"Use Sum-baw-dehrrr"...

"Sumwun like meeeeeeeuhr..."

Edmonton radio played them constantly, whenever they weren't busy playing Nickelback. I'm kinda vomiting a little in my mouth at the moment.

 
Mr.Poops 2009-11-23 04:48:46 PM  
Hillbilly Jim: The Notion of getting her Knocked Up gets me Closer to want to Use Somebody for Sex on Fire.

NSFW (new window)

NSFW (new window)


NSFW (new window)


NSFW (new window)


What a let-down. Pretty face, but meh body. Decent rack, but everything else is so mediocre and underwhelming. I get more turned on by my girlfriend who I've seen hundreds of times naked.

 
turkyhntr 2009-11-23 05:20:53 PM  
I get more turned on by my girlfriend who I've seen hundreds of times naked.

Me too!

 
Klingon Penis 2009-11-23 06:03:00 PM  
Mr.Poops: I get more turned on by my girlfriend who I've seen hundreds of times naked.

img1.fark.net

 
SnakeMan [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 07:37:19 PM  
At least it's not the lead singer, that fag. Yeah, I get it, you're so emotional about all your songs that your voice cracks all the time. Grow a pair.

 
SharkTrager 2009-11-23 09:16:43 PM  
Mr.Poops: Hillbilly Jim: The Notion of getting her Knocked Up gets me Closer to want to Use Somebody for Sex on Fire.

NSFW (new window)

NSFW (new window)


NSFW (new window)


NSFW (new window)

What a let-down. Pretty face, but meh body. Decent rack, but everything else is so mediocre and underwhelming. I get more turned on by my girlfriend who I've seen hundreds of times naked.


Hurry along. You have to be at the gym in 26 minutes.

 
Third_Uncle_Eno 2009-11-23 09:28:18 PM  
Hillbilly Jim: The Notion of getting her Knocked Up gets me Closer to want to Use Somebody for Sex on Fire.

NSFW (new window)

NSFW (new window)


NSFW (new window)


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how do we know those are really her?

/cynical guy is cynical

 
mookiedood 2009-11-23 11:27:02 PM  
As my 7 year old daughter belts out when the song comes on:

"Yeee-aaaaaaaaaahhhhh, my socks are on fiiiiiire!"

/ cool story daddyo

 
thefatbasturd 2009-11-23 11:46:57 PM  
Third_Uncle_Eno: Hillbilly Jim: The Notion of getting her Knocked Up gets me Closer to want to Use Somebody for Sex on Fire.

NSFW (new window)

NSFW (new window)


NSFW (new window)


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how do we know those are really her?

/cynical guy is cynical


Well at least partially because when they first hit the net she said she took them herself and claimed "copyright infringement" to block their appearances on web sites.

 
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