brainiac-dumdum: he is?

Yeah, look at the eyes and nose. Particularly in the photo of Charlie on the left. Facially, he looks a lot like Charlie.

Sans swastika, of course.

TommyymmoT: I'm still not seeing it.

I think if one took Charlie's bugshiat crazy eyes and shopped them onto this Dude's face, the resemblance would be clearer. Of course, if you put Charlie's bugshiat crazy eyes on Elmer Fudd, the result would be identical.

Hopefully nurture beat nature on this one.

I'll take "Things I don't want to know" for $200 Alex.

shivashakti: brainiac-dumdum: he is?

Yeah, look at the eyes and nose. Particularly in the photo of Charlie on the left. Facially, he looks a lot like Charlie.

Sans swastika, of course.

I'm with you, Shiva. His face is rounder but he does indeed favor him.

/backing away from creepy assed dude in creepy assed thread
//not you...

That's like, craaaaaazzzyy maaaaan!

Who's the mother? Sharon Tate?

"i'm so embarrased and horrified, i'll make sure everyone knows by letting it get out into the news"

"You mean...you were RAPED?!?

"Well, at first, yes..."

I can see it, his eyes and the skinny lips.

And just wait until he finds out that he's descended from Captain Obed Marsh on his mother's side and starts showing that Innsmouth look...

octopied: "i'm so embarrased and horrified, i'll make sure everyone knows by letting it get out into the news"

Hello.

That's something if I found out I would go to my GRAVE not telling. I mean, yikes.

I was adopted. People ask me all the time if I've looked for my birth parents and my answer is always "hell no". Stories like this are the reason why. Don't shake the family tree if you're not ready to deal with whatever might fall out.

If that's true that's just horrible. I can't imagine what kind of farkerall that does to someone.

I see a future Fark headline; "Remember the adopted guy who found out he was Charles Manson's son? Turns out he made the whole thing up." Attention whore.

Irony would have been if he was a woman and his mother had named him Marilyn

/got nutnin

Luke Skywalker: "You killed my father."
Darth Vader: "No, I am your father."

Dude should start a death-metal band.

I traced my dad... and discovered he is Charles Manson

The original Sun article is much more interesting. It includes several letters from Manson to his son. "Don't make the same mistakes I did son. I have to live with what I have done. Start each day with a smile. When I get out, I'll take you out to ball games, camping, all the usual father-son stuff."

PigBimpin: I was adopted. People ask me all the time if I've looked for my birth parents and my answer is always "hell no". Stories like this are the reason why. Don't shake the family tree if you're not ready to deal with whatever might fall out.

My wife and a friend of mine have said the same thing. I've brought up the whole "what about illnesses, you have no genetic history" but they don't seem as concerned so, whatever.

The real problem though, is I have no idea how my wife is going to age with no bio-mom reference. She could turn into a fatty =(.

Nods in sympathy.

Just for the record this article was written by the famous journalist "Quierosaber". Well stolen from The Sun by him anyway.

He looks like the rapper dude from Law and Order: SVU. Ice something or other.

His brother Marilyn must be thrilled with the news.

gadian: He looks like the rapper dude from Law and Order: SVU. Ice something or other.

Your thinking of Ice T.

Contrast and compare:

And I thought my life sucked lately. Imagine finding out your father is Charles farking Manson.

//Gonna go and give my kids a hug.

I'm gonna have to go with the "taken to the grave" type secret here. NOt something I'd want the world to know.

/On the plus side, he doesn't seem to be a serial killer...yet.

gadian: He looks like the rapper dude from Law and Order: SVU. Ice something or other.

I concur


"Born..DEAD!"

"I don't want to love him, but I don't want to hate him either."

Man up nancy. Lots of sons hate their fathers. You've never met him, and probably never will. I understand it's a shock but mull it over for a week or two and get on with your life.

Oh, and you might want to see a shrink to be evaluated for homocidal tendancies.

/Thinks he looks more like this guy:

He's gonna get so much pussy from this.

ciocia:

Your thinking of Ice T.

Contrast and compare:

Where is Ice in that picture? I don't see him.

Savage Belief: ciocia:

Your thinking of Ice T.

Contrast and compare:

Where is Ice in that picture? I don't see him.

He's next to the inflatable sex doll.

Savage Belief: ciocia:

Your thinking of Ice T.

Contrast and compare:

Where is Ice in that picture? I don't see him.

His head is the great big melon. To the right of the other two.

He doesn't look anything like Charlie Manson. However, still looks creepy. He should start a heavy metal band.

Wow that would just suck.

A lot of adopted children wonder who thier bio parents are. They wonder if they are rich and famous. At least he found out that his dad is one of those.

He does look a lot like him. I wonder how many more "little Charlies" there are running around.

brblitz
I see a future Fark headline; "Remember the adopted guy who found out he was Charles Manson's son? Turns out he made the whole thing up." Attention whore. He just started listening to Beatles songs. Second worse house party ever.

VelmaCruise: He doesn't look anything like Charlie Manson. However, still looks creepy. He should start a heavy metal band.

He already did:



/obscure?

I would guess that there's only a small percentage of 10 year old boys out there who AREN'T told by their sister that they're adopted.
/she lied
//she also dangled loogeys over my face
///I start therapy tomorrow
////SLASHIES!!!

From the Elvis-and-bigfoot-in-a-UFO genre of 'journalism'...

"Drug-Fueled Orgy"

Search for band name, complete.

I'm missing where they did any sort of DNA analysis? Yeah, that may not be likely to get done, but those Manson girls got passed around like a joint at Woodstock. Manson probably has numerous kids kicking around out there, but I find it highly unlikely the mother was able to trace it back to one specific person she had sex with during an orgy.

notmtwain: It includes several letters from Manson to his son. "Don't make the same mistakes I did son. I have to live with what I have done. Start each day with a smile.

nopokerface

WTF?I literally just posted that same image on a friend's facebook about 7 minutes ago. I hit refresh, look at this thread confused for 30 seconds, and realise it was a coinkydinky

cabritosaurio: nopokerface

WTF?I literally just posted that same image on a friend's facebook about 7 minutes ago. I hit refresh, look at this thread confused for 30 seconds, and realise it was a coinkydinky

That shiat cracks me up.

On a semi-interesting side note....I dated a girl in high school who was showing me a picture in her family album of a family picnic. She pointed out the date her cousin had brought to the picnic. Guess who it was.

notmtwain: I traced my dad... and discovered he is Charles Manson

The original Sun article is much more interesting. It includes several letters from Manson to his son. "Don't make the same mistakes I did son. I have to live with what I have done. Start each day with a smile. When I get out, I'll take you out to ball games, camping, all the usual father-son stuff."

You mean start a death cult of drugged out hippies and go around murdering famous actresses? Yeah, thanks dad..... I was just going to go out with my friends and murder Lindsay Lohan while whacked out on shrooms but after your sage advice I think now I'll pass.

When I stare at him long enough, I see Nathan Lane as his father...anyone else see that?

FTA:
...That's the hardest thing of all - feeling love for a monster who raped my mother," Matthew said.

Then don't...

notmtwain: "Don't make the same mistakes I did son. I have to live with what I have done. Start each day with a smile. When I get out, I'll take you out to ball games, camping, all the usual father-son stuff."

and the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon. Little boy blue and the man on the moon.
When you comin' home, Dad?

My friend was adopted and he has a similar story, except much worse....he found out his parents were Canadian!

She admitted having been raped by his father in a drug-fueled orgy in 1967.

/who among us hasn't known this type of thing? Why spring break alone I..um..nevermind.