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(Some Really Dumb Guy) Dumbass How do you take a not-so-serious crime to the next level? Gesture to the judge that you're going to slice her throat, of course   (ksallink.com) divider line 41
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Cagey B [TotalFark] 2009-11-22 11:42:02 PM  
In the annals of brilliant legal strategies, I would rank this about on par with Sidney Ponson punching a judge on Christmas.

 
LosinMySenses [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 01:16:14 AM  
encefalus.com
Would have gotten away with it

/Why so serious?

 
Oznog [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-23 02:35:47 AM  
Judge: "Yes. What? You say if I testify I'll be killed? Oh. It's for you." (hands the phone to Fry)
Roberto: (On the phone) "...and the other hamburger will also be made of your lungs. So long, pal."
Fry: "I refuse to testify on the grounds that my organs will be chopped up into a patty."
Judge: "Ah, the 67th Amendment."

 
gregoropolis 2009-11-23 02:43:08 AM  
reminds me of the UCB skit where besser keeps telling his new female coworker hes going to kill her, with the slashies and all

 
ThinWhiteDuck 2009-11-23 02:43:44 AM  
imgsrv.mix941.fm

 
bonzeemer 2009-11-23 02:47:45 AM  
ThinWhiteDuck

That movie rocked and Clint looks like he's holding a fart in.

 
graham_paige 2009-11-23 02:50:02 AM  
bonzeemer: ThinWhiteDuck

That movie rocked and Clint looks like he's holding a fart in.


Go ahead, pull my finger.......

 
Lane83 [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 02:55:12 AM  
As a prosector, I'm getting a...

Well, technically, I handle appeals, so this doesn't happen to me. Carry on.

 
LookOutForThatTree! [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 02:56:16 AM  
He should have just crushed her head.

 
Barbecue Bob 2009-11-23 03:00:16 AM  
www.dumbcrooks.com

 
Pave_the_Planet 2009-11-23 03:01:03 AM  
onshuffle.files.wordpress.com
Littering?

/and creating a nuisance

 
fnordfocus [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 03:03:29 AM  
I had my comment all ready, but it turns out this wasn't about Sheriff Joe.

 
harlock 2009-11-23 03:09:52 AM  
coke is one helluva drug.

 
Syder 2009-11-23 03:16:29 AM  
i732.photobucket.com

/It was Keyser Soze

 
Kurmudgeon 2009-11-23 03:21:54 AM  
The guy is an idiot, but I'll say I'm glad he said it there before he actually went out and did it. It's obviously been on his mind.

 
Ebert 2009-11-23 03:24:00 AM  
The guy is clearly an idiot. Probably wants to go to prison, so he can get even with that low down dirty sonofabiatch who called his mama a ho.

 
pendy16 2009-11-23 03:30:47 AM  
Wow, Hugh Grant just can't stay out of trouble.

 
Necrosis 2009-11-23 03:39:27 AM  
Oznog: Judge: "Yes. What? You say if I testify I'll be killed? Oh. It's for you." (hands the phone to Fry)
Roberto: (On the phone) "...and the other hamburger will also be made of your lungs. So long, pal."
Fry: "I refuse to testify on the grounds that my organs will be chopped up into a patty."
Judge: "Ah, the 67th Amendment."


images2.wikia.nocookie.net

/hot

 
Jamieboy 2009-11-23 04:08:14 AM  
tortamus: When did John Kerry start dyeing his hair?

Yeah, it sort of looks like a last minuet application of 'Grecian Formula' or 'Just for Men', but I don't think he looks that much like Sen. Kerry. It also looks like his hair was cut with one of those things sold on late night TV or in the back of 'Parade' magazine that attaches to a vacuum cleaner.

 
Jamieboy 2009-11-23 04:14:27 AM  
did I just post in the wrong thread? I could have sworn that tortamus posted a comment here. I'm dazed and confused.

 
bakhirun 2009-11-23 04:51:19 AM  
This one's a real cutiepie.

No really, he'd be a fine looking fellow if wasn't so consumed with ANGER ISSUES.

Or maybe he's been looking at too much violent media. That and a girlfriend with a real mouth on her.

Well, he'll have an opportunity to reflect on his attitude. That's why they call it the "cooler".

Wonder whom he'll meet inside. Wonder what gestures he'll share with them.

Just wonder

 
liquid_love 2009-11-23 05:07:42 AM  
It's just... at what point did that seem like a good idea? Who are these people?

 
snidepiper 2009-11-23 05:32:40 AM  
What an idiot!

His best bet now is to bribe a doctor to diagnose him with Tourette's Syndrom.

 
1olman 2009-11-23 06:08:00 AM  
I keep hearing Madeline Kahn's voice from Blazing Saddles saying: "Weww, he thirtenwy wooks angwy."

 
Sass-O-Rev 2009-11-23 06:27:29 AM  
pendy16: Wow, Hugh Grant just can't stay out of trouble.

LOL... exactly what I was thinking!

 
Cosmic Crab 2009-11-23 06:51:36 AM  
He should appeal on the grounds that the judge was prejudiced against him. Judge Stoss decided his case while harboring unfounded fears that he was making death threats.

Hey, the Scientologists tried that against Judge Swearinger...

 
bighairyguy [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 07:04:04 AM  
Pave_the_Planet: Littering?

/and creating a nuisance


Definitely Group W bench material.

 
Stealthdozer 2009-11-23 07:08:11 AM  
What ever happened to "speak softly and carry a big stick"?

 
TheMephis 2009-11-23 08:24:34 AM  
Reminds me of Gary Cole

thisdistractedglobe.com

/hot

 
misanthropologist 2009-11-23 08:34:59 AM  
pendy16: Wow, Hugh Grant just can't stay out of trouble.

Came here for this.

TheMephis: Reminds me of Gary Cole

But also see the resemblance to this.

 
Tevo-D 2009-11-23 08:55:44 AM  
Littering and....
littering and....
littering and....

/can't believe I am the first

 
Walmart_Chicken 2009-11-23 09:21:04 AM  
Smoking the reefer?
farm4.static.flickr.com

 
Lachwen 2009-11-23 11:55:20 AM  
Pave_the_Planet: Littering?

/and creating a nuisance


KID...HAVE YOU REHABILITATED YOURSELF?

 
Somaticasual [TotalFark] 2009-11-23 02:19:46 PM  
"accused of driving with a suspended license and littering. "

Yeah that's not really worth going all 'mob' on the courtroom there, boyo.

 
burgle23 2009-11-23 03:09:14 PM  
That was wrong.
He should not have done that.

 
Rufus Lee King 2009-11-23 06:53:40 PM  
"Kid, what did you get?"

"I didn't 'get' nothin'; I had to pay twenty-five dollars and pick up the garbage."

 
Meisaims 2009-11-24 12:09:20 AM  
That guy's mug shot photos seriously scare me. Please do not let this man out of prison.

 
Somebody said 2009-11-24 12:39:34 AM  
He shouldn't have let that girl cut his hair.

 
Cosmic Crab 2009-11-24 12:39:40 AM  
Rufus Lee King: "Kid, what did you get?"

"I didn't 'get' nothin'; I had to pay twenty-five dollars and pick up the garbage."


You can get anything you want...

 
Lachwen 2009-11-24 06:11:59 AM  
Cosmic Crab: Rufus Lee King: "Kid, what did you get?"

"I didn't 'get' nothin'; I had to pay twenty-five dollars and pick up the garbage."

You can get anything you want...


Exceptin' Alice!

 
MmmmBacon [TotalFark] 2009-11-24 08:13:27 AM  
The defendant makes good life choices. I expect he'll request to bunk with Bubba, next.

/Bubba makes him feel safe and warm

 
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