In the annals of brilliant legal strategies, I would rank this about on par with Sidney Ponson punching a judge on Christmas.

Would have gotten away with it

/Why so serious?

Judge: "Yes. What? You say if I testify I'll be killed? Oh. It's for you." (hands the phone to Fry)
Roberto: (On the phone) "...and the other hamburger will also be made of your lungs. So long, pal."
Fry: "I refuse to testify on the grounds that my organs will be chopped up into a patty."
Judge: "Ah, the 67th Amendment."

reminds me of the UCB skit where besser keeps telling his new female coworker hes going to kill her, with the slashies and all

ThinWhiteDuck

That movie rocked and Clint looks like he's holding a fart in.

bonzeemer: ThinWhiteDuck

That movie rocked and Clint looks like he's holding a fart in.

Go ahead, pull my finger.......

As a prosector, I'm getting a...

Well, technically, I handle appeals, so this doesn't happen to me. Carry on.

He should have just crushed her head.

Littering?

/and creating a nuisance

I had my comment all ready, but it turns out this wasn't about Sheriff Joe.

coke is one helluva drug.

/It was Keyser Soze

The guy is an idiot, but I'll say I'm glad he said it there before he actually went out and did it. It's obviously been on his mind.

The guy is clearly an idiot. Probably wants to go to prison, so he can get even with that low down dirty sonofabiatch who called his mama a ho.

Wow, Hugh Grant just can't stay out of trouble.

Oznog: Judge: "Yes. What? You say if I testify I'll be killed? Oh. It's for you." (hands the phone to Fry)
Roberto: (On the phone) "...and the other hamburger will also be made of your lungs. So long, pal."
Fry: "I refuse to testify on the grounds that my organs will be chopped up into a patty."
Judge: "Ah, the 67th Amendment."



/hot

tortamus: When did John Kerry start dyeing his hair?

Yeah, it sort of looks like a last minuet application of 'Grecian Formula' or 'Just for Men', but I don't think he looks that much like Sen. Kerry. It also looks like his hair was cut with one of those things sold on late night TV or in the back of 'Parade' magazine that attaches to a vacuum cleaner.

did I just post in the wrong thread? I could have sworn that tortamus posted a comment here. I'm dazed and confused.

This one's a real cutiepie.

No really, he'd be a fine looking fellow if wasn't so consumed with ANGER ISSUES.

Or maybe he's been looking at too much violent media. That and a girlfriend with a real mouth on her.

Well, he'll have an opportunity to reflect on his attitude. That's why they call it the "cooler".

Wonder whom he'll meet inside. Wonder what gestures he'll share with them.

Just wonder

It's just... at what point did that seem like a good idea? Who are these people?

What an idiot!

His best bet now is to bribe a doctor to diagnose him with Tourette's Syndrom.

I keep hearing Madeline Kahn's voice from Blazing Saddles saying: "Weww, he thirtenwy wooks angwy."

pendy16: Wow, Hugh Grant just can't stay out of trouble.

LOL... exactly what I was thinking!

He should appeal on the grounds that the judge was prejudiced against him. Judge Stoss decided his case while harboring unfounded fears that he was making death threats.

Hey, the Scientologists tried that against Judge Swearinger...

Pave_the_Planet: Littering?

/and creating a nuisance

Definitely Group W bench material.

What ever happened to "speak softly and carry a big stick"?

Reminds me of Gary Cole



/hot

pendy16: Wow, Hugh Grant just can't stay out of trouble.

Came here for this.

TheMephis: Reminds me of Gary Cole

But also see the resemblance to this.

Littering and....
littering and....
littering and....

/can't believe I am the first

Smoking the reefer?

Pave_the_Planet: Littering?

/and creating a nuisance

KID...HAVE YOU REHABILITATED YOURSELF?

"accused of driving with a suspended license and littering. "

Yeah that's not really worth going all 'mob' on the courtroom there, boyo.

That was wrong.
He should not have done that.

"Kid, what did you get?"

"I didn't 'get' nothin'; I had to pay twenty-five dollars and pick up the garbage."

That guy's mug shot photos seriously scare me. Please do not let this man out of prison.

He shouldn't have let that girl cut his hair.

Rufus Lee King: "Kid, what did you get?"

"I didn't 'get' nothin'; I had to pay twenty-five dollars and pick up the garbage."

You can get anything you want...

Cosmic Crab: Rufus Lee King: "Kid, what did you get?"

"I didn't 'get' nothin'; I had to pay twenty-five dollars and pick up the garbage."

You can get anything you want...

Exceptin' Alice!

The defendant makes good life choices. I expect he'll request to bunk with Bubba, next.

/Bubba makes him feel safe and warm