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(Marietta Daily Journal) Interesting Georgia's Supreme Court made it legal for 16-year-olds to fark their teachers last year, but wouldn't you know it, some party-poopers are trying to change that. Why won't they think of the children?   (mdjonline.com) divider line 60
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dletter [TotalFark] 2009-11-22 03:58:14 PM  
Dang, I'm guessing my neighbor wishes he'd lived in Georgia.

/seriously

 
Somaticasual [TotalFark] 2009-11-22 04:47:42 PM  
On first glance, it's kindof sick, but really - as long as they're of the age of consent the connection between the two parties shouldn't matter as long as it's not between family members.,

 
Britney Spear's Speculum [TotalFark] 2009-11-22 04:52:42 PM  
www.ugo.com


/hot

 
UltimaCS 2009-11-22 04:53:18 PM  
Somaticasual: shouldn't matter as long as it's not between family members.

You realize this is in Georgia, right?

 
deadsanta 2009-11-22 04:54:24 PM  
At issue basically is the part of the code that doesn't permit people who are "in custody" as being able to give consent. Playing devil's advocate, do we really consider mature students of high schools and universities to be "in custody" while attending those institutions?

 
Somaticasual [TotalFark] 2009-11-22 04:55:50 PM  
UltimaCS: Somaticasual: shouldn't matter as long as it's not between family members.

You realize this is in Georgia, right?


Touche'

 
okami36 2009-11-22 04:55:54 PM  
I usually think of the children...

/fap fap fap

 
Lord Farkwad 2009-11-22 04:57:17 PM  
Won't somebody think of the children?

 
Dirty Hot Linker 2009-11-22 04:57:32 PM  
So what do they Macon Georgia?

 
Moodybastard 2009-11-22 04:58:22 PM  
deadsanta: ...do we really consider mature students of high schools and universities to be "in custody" while attending those institutions?


Again, this is Georgia


/I kid...I kid

 
FARTNOISE FARTNOISE JUNIOR 2009-11-22 05:00:54 PM  
Somaticasual: On first glance, it's kindof sick, but really - as long as they're of the age of consent the connection between the two parties shouldn't matter as long as it's not between family members.,

Why do I care if you're farking your sister?

 
Somaticasual [TotalFark] 2009-11-22 05:04:57 PM  
FARTNOISE FARTNOISE JUNIOR: Somaticasual: On first glance, it's kindof sick, but really - as long as they're of the age of consent the connection between the two parties shouldn't matter as long as it's not between family members.,

Why do I care if you're farking your sister?


I'm going with "it's terrible for the genetic diversity of human life".

 
12349876 2009-11-22 05:05:09 PM  
Should they be fired and banned from teaching, yeah. Jailed, no.

 
NuclearPenguins 2009-11-22 05:15:15 PM  
Somaticasual: FARTNOISE FARTNOISE JUNIOR: Somaticasual: On first glance, it's kindof sick, but really - as long as they're of the age of consent the connection between the two parties shouldn't matter as long as it's not between family members.,

Why do I care if you're farking your sister?

I'm going with "it's terrible for the genetic diversity of human life".


Sex doesn't always have to lead to childbirth.
www.pambanana.com

That having been said, it's still not ok to fark your sister.

 
Ashtrey 2009-11-22 05:18:13 PM  
NuclearPenguins: Sex doesn't always have to lead to childbirth.
www.pambanana.com

That having been said, it's still not ok to fark your sister.


Is it ok if I fark your sister?

 
FARTNOISE FARTNOISE JUNIOR 2009-11-22 05:20:02 PM  
Somaticasual: FARTNOISE FARTNOISE JUNIOR:
Why do I care if you're farking your sister?

I'm going with "it's terrible for the genetic diversity of human life".


I'm fine with not allowing you and your sister to make sweet, incestuous love, then, as long as we keep all people likely to pass on genetic disorders from having relationships.
We could clean up the human race in a few generations!

 
I_Can't_Believe_It's_Not_Smegma 2009-11-22 05:24:56 PM  
Go ahead and fartk your sister. Everyone else has.

/This is an example of why I firmly believe in the right to abort all fetuses up through the age of 18.

 
VelmaCruise 2009-11-22 05:25:51 PM  
I get my teaching certificate next year, so I am getting a kick out of these replies.

 
Somaticasual [TotalFark] 2009-11-22 05:27:52 PM  
Somaticasual: FARTNOISE FARTNOISE JUNIOR: Somaticasual: On first glance, it's kindof sick, but really - as long as they're of the age of consent the connection between the two parties shouldn't matter as long as it's not between family members.,

Why do I care if you're farking your sister?

I'm going with "it's terrible for the genetic diversity of human life".


Also, you did notice the bold part, didn't you?

 
gozar_the_destroyer 2009-11-22 05:30:56 PM  
16?

motivpic.com

\hotlinked
\\and soo wrong

 
FARTNOISE FARTNOISE JUNIOR 2009-11-22 05:35:23 PM  
Somaticasual: Also, you did notice the bold part, didn't you?

I did, in fact. What I am saying is that to not allow you to have sex with your sister because the resulting baby might pop out with bad teeth is not far off from not allowing people with a genetic disorder like Hemophilia to have sex with their significant other. Completely logical, sure, let's clean out the gene pool a bit, but still fairly controlling.
Of course I see your point, that the results could be bad if siblings produced offspring, so I am willing to concede that you don't have to have sex with your sister. Feel free with your brother, though. No worries about a child there.

 
whammer 2009-11-22 05:38:25 PM  
i2.photobucket.com

 
Somaticasual [TotalFark] 2009-11-22 05:40:23 PM  
FARTNOISE FARTNOISE JUNIOR: Somaticasual: Also, you did notice the bold part, didn't you?

I did, in fact. What I am saying is that to not allow you to have sex with your sister because the resulting baby might pop out with bad teeth is not far off from not allowing people with a genetic disorder like Hemophilia to have sex with their significant other. Completely logical, sure, let's clean out the gene pool a bit, but still fairly controlling.
Of course I see your point, that the results could be bad if siblings produced offspring, so I am willing to concede that you don't have to have sex with your sister. Feel free with your brother, though. No worries about a child there.


Fair enough on the controlling argument. And I'll concede that humanity is pretty much screwed anyway thanks to technology somewhat negating natural selection.

//luckily i'm an only child, for the sake of the discussion..

 
gozar_the_destroyer 2009-11-22 05:43:26 PM  
FARTNOISE FARTNOISE JUNIOR: Somaticasual: Also, you did notice the bold part, didn't you?

I did, in fact. What I am saying is that to not allow you to have sex with your sister because the resulting baby might pop out with bad teeth is not far off from not allowing people with a genetic disorder like Hemophilia to have sex with their significant other. Completely logical, sure, let's clean out the gene pool a bit, but still fairly controlling.
Of course I see your point, that the results could be bad if siblings produced offspring, so I am willing to concede that you don't have to have sex with your sister. Feel free with your brother, though. No worries about a child there.


we are sitting dangerously close to meeting Godwin's Law here with all of the selective breeding talk.

\KHAAAAAANNNN!

 
Keywork99 2009-11-22 05:43:37 PM  
I'm currently working on a master's degree for teaching secondary education, and I'm living in Marietta, Georgia. On a recent classroom observation I went to (the program requires 100 hours of observation before you can begin student teaching), the teacher told me she was heading up a school newspaper class. She said she had never done it before, but they needed a teacher to fill the position because the last teacher got fired.

I asked, "What did they get fired for?"

She said, "Sleeping with a student."

You know, I'm sure this kind of stuff went on when I was in school, and I was just never privy to it, but when you're on the outside looking in, it's... very, very bizarre.

/have seen some funky stuff in other observations
//still looking forward to teaching

 
UNC_Samurai [TotalFark] 2009-11-22 05:58:44 PM  
These "do-gooders" are now officially going to rot in the eleventh circle of hell, reserved for Assholes That Ruin It For The Rest Of Us.

 
MorphOSX [TotalFark] 2009-11-22 06:01:06 PM  
I can has hot teacher thread nao plees?

 
MorphOSX [TotalFark] 2009-11-22 06:03:00 PM  
I'll just leave this here...
www.nerve.com

 
Hand Banana 2009-11-22 06:09:39 PM  
Britney Spear's Speculum: /hot

So it's ok to post naked boobies on Fark threads now? Not that I'm complaining...

 
lethargically frisky 2009-11-22 06:10:14 PM  
Dirty Hot Linker: So what do they Macon Georgia?

booooooooooooooooooooo

 
jaytkay [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-22 06:12:46 PM  
Best teacher EVAR candidate!
cm1.theinsider.com

 
Excen 2009-11-22 06:13:32 PM  
Hand Banana: Britney Spear's Speculum: /hot

So it's ok to post naked boobies on Fark threads now? Not that I'm complaining...


It's pixelated and she has a cream-colored top on.

/Not fapworthy

 
jaytkay [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-22 06:14:02 PM  
Best teacher EVAR candidate!
offender.fdle.state.fl.us

 
jaytkay [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-22 06:14:52 PM  
Best teacher EVAR candidate!
graneyandthepig.files.wordpress.com

 
jaytkay [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-22 06:15:34 PM  
Best teacher EVAR candidate!
www.theage.com.au

 
jaytkay [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-22 06:16:45 PM  
Best teacher EVAR candidate!
www.foxnews.com

 
give me doughnuts [TotalFark] 2009-11-22 06:16:50 PM  
NuclearPenguins: Somaticasual: FARTNOISE FARTNOISE JUNIOR: Somaticasual: On first glance, it's kindof sick, but really - as long as they're of the age of consent the connection between the two parties shouldn't matter as long as it's not between family members.,

Why do I care if you're farking your sister?

I'm going with "it's terrible for the genetic diversity of human life".

Sex doesn't always have to lead to childbirth.


That having been said, it's still not ok to fark your sister.

Step
sisters, on the other hand...

i249.photobucket.com

 
jaytkay [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-22 06:18:29 PM  
Best teacher EVAR candidate!
blog.nj.com

 
Fano 2009-11-22 06:19:23 PM  
Truly we live in a brave new world.

 
OneSmallEye 2009-11-22 06:36:18 PM  
Where are the votes enabled? This is an epic thread candidate with voting

 
cats4rent 2009-11-22 06:47:12 PM  
well it should be legal for the female teachers...right?

 
FarkinFarker 2009-11-22 08:01:30 PM  
jaytkay: Best teacher EVAR candidate WINNAR!

*LaFave pic*

 
Beauxnick 2009-11-22 08:52:50 PM  
Hot teacher thread.. i like where this is going

 
King Something 2009-11-22 09:46:36 PM  
I brought my pencil!

Gimme something to write on!

/most certainly NOT a bookmark

 
comslave 2009-11-22 09:53:38 PM  
The downside is you'd be teaching in Georgia.

 
Fano 2009-11-22 09:55:27 PM  
comslave: The downside is you'd be teaching in Georgia.

Means you'd never have to work another day in your life. What's the problem?

 
wmoonfox 2009-11-22 10:36:35 PM  
TFA: I don't know what we'll do this year of any value.

Go the fark home, then, and surrender your political office to somebody of better ability.

Seriously, if you can't think of anything else that needs to be fixed in Georgia, you are a babbling farking idiot, and need to be removed from any position of power before you do something intelligent folks can't fix.

 
nostudme 2009-11-22 10:51:15 PM  
Boobies.

 
Somacandra [TotalFark] 2009-11-22 10:54:46 PM  
FTFA: The court's majority found that the General Assembly, in writing the law, had not added that caveat to the other sections of the law, meaning they had not removed consent as a defense for those sections. In Georgia, the age of consent is 16.

You'd think that a legislature with lawyers in it would know how to write a law with internal consistency.

 
austerity101 2009-11-22 11:43:55 PM  
NuclearPenguins: Sex doesn't always have to lead to childbirth.

That having been said, it's still not ok to fark your sister.


So if you're not having babies with your family members, on what grounds are you saying it's not OK?

The "ick" factor isn't an acceptable argument for other issues, and it shouldn't be one here, either.

/for the sake of argument, here.

 
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