Some people have too much money. And are farking retards.

Submitter: Another sign of a reviving economy rich people not understanding the value of money: Michael Jackson's glove sells for $350,000, his fedora for $22,000 and his collection of Diana Ross albums for $10,000

/FTFY

I was thinking about buying the collection of Diana Ross albums, but then I realized that music companies would just make more of them.

Another sign of a reviving economy why the economy got farked in the first place: Michael Jackson's glove sells for $350,000, his fedora for $22,000 and his collection of Diana Ross albums for $10,000

/ftfy

Michael Jackson's glove sells for $350,000
That's right. I said, "I ain't givin' you no tree-fitty, you goddamn Loch Ness Monster! Get your own goddamn money!"

Thread over in comments #2 and #4

Snarfangel: I was thinking about buying the collection of Diana Ross albums, but then I realized that music companies would just make more of them.

And that is the real danger facing America today.

Wait, isn't Michael Jackson dead now?

Who sold Fedora? Isn't it free and open source?

as long as he's dead i won't complain about the details or the aftermath.

i'm just glad he's finally dead.

How much for MJ's turkey baster?

Banal trivialities. So are we pretending that we aren't currently involved in two wars or do we just not care because a "Liberal" is President?

Came for Police Squad reference, leaving dissatisfied

he shot twice?

reeeh2000: Who sold Fedora? Isn't it free and open source?

ask Linux_yes

the real question is: did he wear the glove while he diddled McCauley Culkin and all the other boys?

Cosmic_Music: Some people have too much money. And are farking retards.

Poverty is a form of violence, and we are the most violent people on Earth.

Proof of too much money.
Somebody had enough to do this.
Best Midget liquid shiat spray EVAR!!!
http://www.movie-forumz.org/showthread.php?t=139620&highlight=midgets

Key word: Midget!

Yet I can't find a Breyer Horse collector interested in taking most of my collection off my hands for a reasonable amount.

Honestly this sort of thing makes me lose faith in humanity. What would you do with said glove anyway? Shadowbox it and hang it up in your house?

/had an orthodontist who would do just that, only in his office

When I saw the estimates of 40-60K for the glove, I thought that's ridiculous, it could go for 10x that amount. Either they were lowballing the estimate just in case, or they were clueless.

It may sounds stupid, and I wouldn't pay $10 for it if not allowed to resell it, but it's clear that MJ's glove is one of the most iconic items in entertainment history and 50K was a low price. Even 350K will be a good investment.

Smell the Glove

/a few may now leave satisfied

Bah, you can pick up a glove, a hat, and a complete Diana Ross collection at just about any Salvation Army for less than $10.

It's not a farking Fedora, it's a goddamn Trilby, the same hat the hipsters are wearing. Indoors. Heathens.

At first it was 'reviving economy' and I said "Cool" but then it was 'Michael Jackson' and I said "shait" and quit reading.

Then I thought "Who gives a fark about this piece of shiat. Enough already!" so I had to reply.

bandy: It's not a farking Fedora, it's a goddamn Trilby, the same hat the hipsters are wearing. Indoors. Heathens.

It has a ~2.5" brim, so it's a fedora. A trilby has a much smaller brim, around 1-1.5"

How much for the Carly Simon records?

His Little Boy Pants half off.


Wait, I think I did it wrong.

What price are they asking for his kids? I'm sure there's an eager buyer out there somewhere.

There's only one Fedora I would prefer used and it's not Michael Jackson's.

How much is that pillow case that he wiped his peener with after all those boys had their "sleepovers" getting?

Did the Beatles get their publishing rights back?

I would not give you a RA (rat's ass) for any of that junk!!!!

I really wonder, with the way he looked, the Diana Ross obsession and all, whether he wanted to be a woman. Which probably would have ended his career, causing great mental conflict.

/trans herself