I'd love to turn you on....

Well, I'm not counting them all.

Have you read the news today, oh boy

snugglyhugs: *Obvious Beatles comment*

*presses F5 a dozen times to see if anyone "get's it" and sees how very clever I am*

I am the walrus. I am the walrus. I am the walrus.

UsikFark: snugglyhugs: *Obvious Beatles comment*

*presses F5 a dozen times to see if anyone "get's it" and sees how very clever I am*

I am the walrus. I am the walrus. I am the walrus.

VLADIMIR ILYCH ULYANOV!

snugglyhugs: *Obvious Beatles comment*

*presses F5 a dozen times to see if anyone "get's it" and sees how very clever I am*

Very strange.

Well, that's how many it takes to fill The Albert Hall.

/woke up
//fell out of bed
///dragged a comb across my head
////got on FARK for slashies!

Got nothing. 24 days until Beethoven's birthday?

lolz

I live in Earby

Particularly wet in Blackburn?
Think I'll blow my mind out in my car.
Not.

I'm sorry, I
can't stand
sites that
make the con-
tent only
take up 10%
of the width
of my screen
so they can
fill the rest
with ads.

snugglyhugs: *Obvious Beatles comment*

*presses F5 a dozen times to see if anyone "get's it" and sees how very clever I am*

I don't get it.

Has the English Army just won the war?

when does the looting start?

toejam: snugglyhugs: *Obvious Beatles comment*

*presses F5 a dozen times to see if anyone "get's it" and sees how very clever I am*

I don't get it.

He couldn't think of anything fun or interesting to post so he posted something filled with "eye-rolling disdain". You know...to show how clever he is.

I hear the holes are rather small

Little children laugh at Subby behind his back.

We know a remote farm in Lancashire where Mrs. Buckley lives.
Every July, peas grow there.

This is a headline Submitter stole from the Beatles, we're stealing it back...

To heck with the Beatles, Nazia Parveen is pretty cute. (new window)

/Lovely Rita, meter maid, when will you come and join us...

And the vote for "thinnest column of text on a news website" goes to..

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now...

UsikFark: snugglyhugs: *Obvious Beatles comment*

*presses F5 a dozen times to see if anyone "get's it" and sees how very clever I am*

I am the walrus. I am the walrus. I am the walrus.

STFU!! YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT, DONNY!!

Good to see that people still know the classics.

/got nuthin
//turn me on, dead man
///obscure? Surely not on Fark

Article showed cars driving in water where they probably shouldn't go. Every time it floods in places like Tucson, Darwin thins the herd this way. Particularly newcomers. I suppose that this sort of death is quite rare in GB, but perhaps that would be more important information than a stalled school bus.

Bob Able: I live in Earby

LOL, I live in Saddleworth (which, as the locals will tell you, is still historically Yorkshire, even though its in Lancashire). Wet, but no flooding (helps that the village is on a slope).

I buried paul.

snugglyhugs: *Obvious Beatles comment*

*presses F5 a dozen times to see if anyone "get's it" and sees how very clever I am*

*slightly more obscure Beatles quote to indicate that not only do I 'get it', but I'm the superior Beatles fan*

/well, not only me
//my monkey, too
///got nothing to hide

I'm not too worried, they have a nanny for everything

especially wet problems

BONGgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

I just woke up, fell out of bed...so I'm getting a kick outta these replies.

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For the record, if you play it at 45rpm, it is *very* clearly "I buried Paul," not "cranberry sauce."

I can't believe the Beatles ripped off that awesome Bee Gees song from the Sgt. Pepper movie.


dan_in_oakland: For the record, if you play it at 45rpm, it is *very* clearly "I buried Paul," not "cranberry sauce."

If you play that part backward, you can clearly hear John saying, "Hey Paul, let's kick Clarence out of the band and steal all his good ideas!"

/would be 'obscure' anywhere but Fark.

from wiki;
"There is little evidence of prehistoric settlement in the Blakewater valley, in which Blackburn later developed. It is generally thought that most human activity in East Lancashire during this period occurred on hilltops."

looks like some clever boffins didn't figure out exactly why their ancestors lived on the hilltops.

as global warming gets into full swing with a more active solar phase, The UK & eastern US could start receiving as much rain as the Olympic peninsula.

UsikFark: snugglyhugs: *Obvious Beatles comment*

*presses F5 a dozen times to see if anyone "get's it" and sees how very clever I am*

I am the walrus. I am the walrus. I am the walrus.

That means you are the eggman too?

Rain rain go away,
Come again another day.
Little Johnny wants to play;
Rain, rain, go to Spain,
Never show your face again!

New Lake District?

Despite "LegalizeThoughtCrime", I get a strong feeling that "Sgt Pepper" has become obscure, even on Fark, when the we can't even get the opening line of "A Day in the Life" accurately.

sad.

BasqueBastard: If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now...

A hedgehog in your bustle, however, would be completely different.
Alarm would be appropriate under those circumstances.

FTFA:"They were taken to the nearby Spread Eagle Hotel where they were attended by paramedics. "

If Obama would have mentioned that's a service provided by Universal Health Care, he probably would get a lot more support.

Klingon Penis: We know a remote farm in Lancashire where Mrs. Buckley lives.
Every July, peas grow there.

Full of country goodness and green pea-ness.

Woke up, fell out of bed, dragged a comb across my head.
Found my way down stairs and drank a cup, looking up I noticed I was late.....

JonnyBGoode: Klingon Penis: We know a remote farm in Lancashire where Mrs. Buckley lives.
Every July, peas grow there.

Full of country goodness and green pea-ness.

Oh that's terrible, I QUIT!
/I'll just take a few for the road...
//What luck! There's french fry stuck in my beard!

Kensomniac: snugglyhugs: *Obvious Beatles comment*

*presses F5 a dozen times to see if anyone "get's it" and sees how very clever I am*

Very strange.

Strange days indeed.

Klingon Penis: We know a remote farm in Lancashire where Mrs. Buckley lives.
Every July, peas grow there.



Agrees

UsikFark: snugglyhugs: *Obvious Beatles comment*

*presses F5 a dozen times to see if anyone "get's it" and sees how very clever I am*

I am the walrus. I am the walrus. I am the walrus.

I could be the Walrus, but I'd still have to bum rides off of people.

toejam: snugglyhugs: *Obvious Beatles comment*

*presses F5 a dozen times to see if anyone "get's it" and sees how very clever I am*

I don't get it.

Toejam? You don't get it? What do you get? Toejam footballs? Googoo eyeballs? We must all come together and summon Stop Arresting Me.

Kevin72: toejam: snugglyhugs: *Obvious Beatles comment*

*presses F5 a dozen times to see if anyone "get's it" and sees how very clever I am*

I don't get it.

Toejam? You don't get it? What do you get? Toejam footballs? Googoo eyeballs? We must all come together and summon Stop Arresting Me.

I must be a Daydream Believer.