Note to self: Don't let my cousin eat the turkey next Thursday.

(Just kidding. She's not coming to Thanksgiving.)

Ever heard of spell check, dumbass?

That slideshow was written by a 13 year old boy with access to Wikipedia but not a dictionary.

PUCK. "For my part, I have small taste for skulls, unless
They be sawn across and mounted for drinking-cups.
Give me a pumpkin every time, with holes
For eyesockets and nostrils, and a candle
To make you think the Devil himself is in it."

- 'The Quest of Merlin' by Richard Hovey (1891)

/'American Pie' is tame when it comes to Puck

So that's how it is in their family.

/anyone?

"Ever notice that nobody gets laid on Thanksgiving? It's because all the coats are one the bed."

-George Carlin

I knew he was powerful.

the TV and advertising industry is the biggest aphrodisiac ever created.

Giggity

thats what the booze is for, kinda counter acting sort of thing..er

pounddawg: So that's how it is in their family.

/anyone?

I've heard that reference, but can't place it. Little help? It's gonna drive me crazy now.

Mad Scientist: I've heard that reference, but can't place it. Little help? It's gonna drive me crazy now.

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Do you have a kiss for Daddy?

pounddawg: So that's how it is in their family.

/anyone?

Mr Rooney?

Bueller...Bueller

rka: Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Of course! And I just saw it on TV recently.

/Haven't seen anything good today.

Guess I'll feed the turkey to the dog and have a salami sandwich myself.

Pick: Guess I'll feed the turkey to the dog and have a salami sandwich myself.

Don't forget to feed those guys when they're through.

Pokey.Clyde: Ever heard of spell check, dumbass?

Yeah, sorry. Thought I did. Usually I do.
/fail

I was kinda hoping this would turn into a nice, pervy, hot relative pic thread for a Sunday.
/Apparently, a double fail

//failmitter

Turkey has no more tryptophan than most other meats.

shadowself: Turkey has no more tryptophan than most other meats.

I don't believe there's enough tryptophan in anything to give you that sleepy feeling. It's stuffing yourself beyond what you normally would that forces your digestive system into overdrive and tires you out.

shadowself: Turkey has no more tryptophan than most other meats.

Came here to say this. I'm pretty sure beef has more than turkey and most people eat burgers and steaks more often than they eat turkey.

myth.

you're tired cuz you ate so goddam much.
that is all.

aphrodisac: noun, the artificially constructed scrotum found on female to male transexuals

/spelling error converted to malapropism

So we shouldn't let our hot cousins eat turkey and eat more cranberries and pumpkin pie if we want some action on Thanksgiving? Right away!

just kidding
no hot cousins

Hermit crab shell hat notwithstanding, it's still a beautiful image, IMO, but does anyone else think it's strange seeing zipper leggings on Aphrodite when ancient Greeks didn't actually have zippers?

Link (new window) Possible NSFW pic

What the fark?!??! You had a man wide open, Romo!

Came here for RHPS references... fine, fine. I'll do it myself.

Are idiots still blaming tryptophan for being tired after gorging themselves on 10 pounds of meat, stuffing, and green bean casserole?

Turkey doesn't have any more tryptophan than other meats.

You just get tired when you eat a shiatload of food and sit back on the couch, dumbasses.

Oh, come on...

Everyone knows you fark the kinfolk before dinner is served!

Bunch of godless heathens... don't even know the proper kinfolk farking etiquette.

I've been to a few family reunions and Thanksgiving dinners where I was still the boyfriend. I can remember at least once taking home another member of the family. Hotness ran in that family!

/It's in the genes...and so was I.
//Don't eat the turkey...save it for her.
///Be here all week!

all found in doses well bellow medical significance. There are more aphrodisiacs in your drinking water. (given a significant comparison volume of water to a single turkey)

Lets see, to get a medically significant does from Turkey of LT you would need to eat several whole turkeys, all by yourself and all at once. So I bet these "aphrodisiacs" are in similar concentrations.

I've been around a long time and have never seen a Thanksgiving family gathering turn into an orgy.

ski9600: I've been around a long time and have never seen a Thanksgiving family gathering turn into an orgy.

Are you ugly or fat?

Maybe they just wait until you leave to begin the hardcore farkin' and suckin'.

Nobody likes the visually unpleasant at an orgy.

However, if you're not visually unpleasant or rotund, well... maybe you just have a boring family. You just haven't had a family holiday gathering until you've lubed up your cock with mashed potatoes and gravy, and shoved it in grandma's pooper while she gums uncle roy's cock for all it's worth.

"Great to see you again, Grandma!"

FirstNationalBastard: You just haven't had a family holiday gathering until you've lubed up your cock with mashed potatoes and gravy, and shoved it in grandma's pooper while she gums uncle roy's cock for all it's worth.

THE ARISTOCRATS!