Would this walking corpse just lay down and DIE already.....

How romantic!
Amy Winehouse Fielder-Civil Winehouse Fielder-Civil.

so?

why would anyone but her and her family give a fark who she marries?

that's what baffles me about "celebrity news".

why are so many people interested in seeing pics of famous people eating a sandwich, or walking their dogs, or shopping, or whatever?

ok, if you have pics/vids of hot chick celebrities getting farked i'll be all over it, but most of this TMZ perez hilton crap is just retarded.

if Brad and Angelina get caught on film going alligator hunting and they're using their foreign kids as bait, THAT is newsworthy, but pics of them walking around at a beach or eating lunch is just as boring as watching anyone else do it.

Fun fact: Amy Winehouse has been dead for the last 2 1/2 years. If you look closely, you can see the strings holding her up.

It's kind of like subby's addiction to posting articles on Fark.

You do it to yourself, you do
And that's what really hurts
Is that you do it to yourself
Just you and no-one else

I recently had someone ask me what it take for me to bang Amy Winehouse. I'm still mulling over my answer....any thoughts here?

bearcats1983: I recently had someone ask me what it take for me to bang Amy Winehouse. I'm still mulling over my answer....any thoughts here?

Sometimes dead is betta. Or in other word, you don't.

this reminds me of that seinfeld episode where kramer takes that car for a test drive and wants to find out how far he could drive past "E"... so, just how far past "crazy batshiat" can amy winehouse go?

/have first two albums
//not bad
///can no longer seperate tabloid amy from musician amy, which is a shame really

She's been dead to me ever since she let Charlotte Church whoop her ass in a duet.

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HI-FYE: bearcats1983: I recently had someone ask me what it take for me to bang Amy Winehouse. I'm still mulling over my answer....any thoughts here?

Sometimes dead is betta. Or in other word, you don't.

You have no sense of adventure. I'd take one for the team and hopefully she does the kinds of crazy stuff that would make Larry Flynt blush.

Of course she could also be so drugged out of her gourd that she just lays there. That wouldn't be much fun to brag about.

TheMadChaosopher: so?

why would anyone but her and her family give a fark who she marries?


Her fans, what's left of them, might - as this guy is one of the reasons her drug problem got so out of control.

...knows all about it.

Whatever happened to Suicidal Writer?

poor bastard

NuclearPenguins: You have no sense of adventure. I'd take one for the team and hopefully she does the kinds of crazy stuff that would make Larry Flynt blush.

Of course she could also be so drugged out of her gourd that she just lays there. That wouldn't be much fun to brag about.

I totally agree. I think I could absolutely take it down. I'd, of course, have to be tequila drunk and wear the strongest protecting condom on the market. If I could force myself to get wood, I could definitely have knock it around for a while.

Can we have James Ellroy do her obituary?

bearcats1983: If I could force myself to get wood, I could definitely have knock it around for a while.

Even a ball peen hammer wouldn't make it hard under those circumstances.

Getting back together with an ex when you were never married? Sure. Getting back together with an ex-spouse? Not in a million years.

coco ebert: She's been dead to me ever since she let Charlotte Church whoop her ass in a duet.

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Mmmmmm....Charlotte Church. Yummy.

Why should I be surprised? I feel bad for their unborn babies.

johnbc5: According to my calculations she only has another year to live.

Oh yeah. This is the swan dive into the abyss proper. I won't be shocked if she kicks it before the wedding either, but what we're seeing is her welcome her addiction with open arms and it's going to kill her.

So it goes.

Kuroshin: Whatever happened to Suicidal Writer?

Suicide, suprisingly

Just let me know if she either dies or records a new album, OK?

GossipTrain: Kuroshin: Whatever happened to Suicidal Writer?

Suicide, suprisingly

Hope you're kidding. I liked him/her. Had him in RED.

It's not even fun to watch this woman destroy herself anymore. So I guess it's time for her to die. then at least we can have the videos of her singing when she could still do it.

TheMadChaosopher: so?

why would anyone but her and her family give a fark who she marries?

that's what baffles me about "celebrity news".

why are so many people interested in seeing pics of famous people eating a sandwich, or walking their dogs, or shopping, or whatever?

ok, if you have pics/vids of hot chick celebrities getting farked i'll be all over it, but most of this TMZ perez hilton crap is just retarded.

if Brad and Angelina get caught on film going alligator hunting and they're using their foreign kids as bait, THAT is newsworthy, but pics of them walking around at a beach or eating lunch is just as boring as watching anyone else do it.

It's like when people at work talk about their kids.

bearcats1983: I recently had someone ask me what it take for me to bang Amy Winehouse. I'm still mulling over my answer....any thoughts here?

dynamite

I honestly don't see her dying anytime soon. She is going to be the next Keith Richards/Lemmy. Doing things that would kill mere mortals and living right through it.

zunkus: I honestly don't see her dying anytime soon. She is going to be the next Keith Richards/Lemmy. Doing things that would kill mere mortals and living right through it.

Exactly, she has that durability that only people on heroin, crack, meth and paint fumes simultaneously can have. Things that will kill a normal human will only make her stronger.

As for Blake Incarcerated, she already tattooed his name on her boob, so she's saving money on laser removal that she can spend on more plastic surgery, drugs and ballet slippers. It's a recession, re-using things is the smart thing to do.

... and You Know I'm No Good, He Can Only Hold Her, and Love Is A Losing Game came out of their first marriage, so...

What the fark kind of name is 'Fielder-Civil'? Grow a pair and change your last name to your father's name when you hit 18. Or maybe your mother's name, because obviously your father didn't have a pair if he fell for the hyphenated-name crap.

What would happen if he married Catherine Zeta-Jones? Would their children be Fielder-Civil-Zeta-Jones, or Zeta-Jones-Fielder-Civil? Or they could split the difference, and be Zeta-Civil-Jones-Fielder-Morans.

September 14, 2010 she turns 27. Take it from there.

I'm thinking it might be easier for everyone if someone just shot her in the face.

If you GIS "amy winehouse 2003" you can see pix back from the days when she still ate sammiches.



/hot, like she used to be