I'm pretty sure he was married.

I thought he was divorced.

46 years ago today, a single man killed JFK....and he was on the grassy knoll.

JFK is living in Cuba with Marilyn Monroe
/sorry Jackie

My bad. The guy on the grassy knoll was trying to stop the killer in the warehouse. Turns out he was a fellow time traveler only from the 70's. So, I kicked him in the platform shoe and his funky gun went off and well after a short talk we got the hell outta there.

Errk: ....and he was on the grassy knoll.

Agrees:


/GIS result for grassy knoll (pops) (NSFW?)

That's alright, you just keep believing the lies, submitter...

Back and to the left

And here ends our lesson in double-crossing organized criminals from Chicago.

LHO was a patsy!

The Discovery Channel had 2 shows on this. In the first, they accurately reproduced the magic bullet with a single bullet (with a very minor discrepancy). In the second they showed how the blood splatter and brain ejecta could ONLY be caused by a single shooter in the Book Repository.

Case closed.

Go home.

/now I certainly believe that many WANTED Kennedy dead, but I think Oswald got to him first, for his own reasons.

Something that has never been explained: LHO defected to the USSR. Then he changed his mind and came back to the USA.

There has never been another case of the USSR allowing a defector to leave... and there has never been another case of the USA allowing a defector to return...

Unless they were agents.

PC LOAD LETTER: The Discovery Channel had 2 shows on this. In the first, they accurately reproduced the magic bullet with a single bullet (with a very minor discrepancy). In the second they showed how the blood splatter and brain ejecta could ONLY be caused by a single shooter in the Book Repository.

Case closed.

Go home.

/now I certainly believe that many WANTED Kennedy dead, but I think Oswald got to him first, for his own reasons.

So, you're saying Myth Busted?

/Actually, it would be kinda cool for them to do it, Buster in a Remote Control Caddy, Jamie with a Mannlicher-Carcano from an elevated height.

Manic_Repressive: Errk: ....and he was on the grassy knoll.

Agrees:


/GIS result for grassy knoll (pops) (NSFW?)

Came here for this and am I very pleased. :)

/It's all a joke.

peachpicker: That's alright, you just keep believing the lies, submitter...

A double shot of "come here"s back to back! Nice! :)

/ Cleopatra likes to do the nasty.

We need to argue this again like we need a hole in the head.

oh...sorry.

Grabs popcorn

/the tinfoil
//in this thread, it shall be strong

Farkin bankers are still here.

PC LOAD LETTER: The Discovery Channel had 2 shows on this. In the first, they accurately reproduced the magic bullet with a single bullet (with a very minor discrepancy). In the second they showed how the blood splatter and brain ejecta could ONLY be caused by a single shooter in the Book Repository.

Case closed.

Go home.

/now I certainly believe that many WANTED Kennedy dead, but I think Oswald got to him first, for his own reasons.

You're not helping your cause when you use the word Repository instead of the proper Suppository.

Fark Tags: Nightmare on Elm Street.

teh lolzers!

Errk: 46 years ago today, a single man killed JFK....and he was on the grassy knoll.

And he was JFK from an alternate timeline.

up and to the left

real shaman: Something that has never been explained: LHO defected to the USSR. Then he changed his mind and came back to the USA.

There has never been another case of the USSR allowing a defector to leave... and there has never been another case of the USA allowing a defector to return...

Unless they were agents.

are you sure?? How can you possibly know for certain that nobody else was allowed to leave and/or return?

PC LOAD LETTER: The Discovery Channel had 2 shows on this. In the first, they accurately reproduced the magic bullet with a single bullet (with a very minor discrepancy). In the second they showed how the blood splatter and brain ejecta could ONLY be caused by a single shooter in the Book Repository.

Case closed.

Go home.

/now I certainly believe that many WANTED Kennedy dead, but I think Oswald got to him first, for his own reasons.




The tinfoil hat crowd has made a lot of money claiming a lot of things that have held up only in their worlds.

The only thing that really gives me pause is the same agent in charge who ordered the bodyguards off the back of JFK's car first claimed JFK's personal bodyguard was riding in his car with him. The agent in charge then changed his story to he ordered the bodyguard to remain behind to organize security for JFK's departure.

If you watch the film from the airport, one of the bodyguards is incredulous that he is being ordered off of JFK's car. And, as I said, I find it hard to believe the agent in charge of security would first claim JFK's personal bodyguard was riding with the agent then change his story to the agent ordering the bodyguard to remain behind and organize security.

I thought it was the Joos!

/JFK was the second coming of Jebus, right?

/hot like Joan

santadog: I'm pretty sure he was married.

From today's Parade Magazine (new window)

WAKE UP SHEEPLE, JFK was killed by the mole men in collusion with Castro and the Illuminati. Jack Ruby was brainwashed by the reptilians from Alpha Centauri, and put under their control so they could observe us, however, the mole men planned for this eventuality, and jammed the mind control signals and caused Ruby to kill JFK.

JFK committed suicide, and LHO was just the device,

Yes, a single man with magic bullets.

46 years ago today, a single man killed JFK

Am I the only one that read the headline to the tune of Sergeant Pepper?

the people actually invilved are mostly dead by now

TheShavingofOccam123: The only thing that really gives me pause is the same agent in charge who ordered the bodyguards off the back of JFK's car first claimed JFK's personal bodyguard was riding in his car with him. The agent in charge then changed his story to he ordered the bodyguard to remain behind to organize security for JFK's departure.

If you watch the film from the airport, one of the bodyguards is incredulous that he is being ordered off of JFK's car. And, as I said, I find it hard to believe the agent in charge of security would first claim JFK's personal bodyguard was riding with the agent then change his story to the agent ordering the bodyguard to remain behind and organize security.

I don't suppose that seeing the President killed on his watch might have had some sort of an impact on the man. It's probably not possible that he forgot little details due to the much larger circumstances.

The real culprits got away Scot Free.

There is clearly more to this story than we will ever know. I don't believe in a second gunman, but the whole Oswald-Ruby thing makes no sense.

There is a lot of Interesting Video (new window) around this whole thing. But, information about Jack Ruby is incomplete at best.

Crab Nicholson: WAKE UP SHEEPLE, JFK was killed by the mole men in collusion with Castro and the Illuminati. Jack Ruby was brainwashed by the reptilians from Alpha Centauri, and put under their control so they could observe us, however, the mole men planned for this eventuality, and jammed the mind control signals and caused Ruby to kill JFK.


And now that you have revealed the truth, how long do you expect to live?? The mole men are EVERYWHERE!!!!

Manic_Repressive: Errk: ....and he was on the grassy knoll.

Agrees:


/GIS result for grassy knoll (pops) (NSFW?)

Came for this.

Trollerific headline!

Visited the Texas Book Depository. My grandmother could have made the shots - case closed.

/my grandmother has a alibi, btw

Can somebody please explain to me why he is considered a great president? Other than Bay of Pigs and getting shot, what did he do? I'm really not trolling.

/I know, not obscure.

JFK's greatest moment to me was when he sent back channel messages to the Russians and defused a nuclear war. The world one night was ending, though his leadership America survived and woke up to see dawn the next day.

/ still hoping the Russians love their children too.

Bor-RING.

CheekyMunky: Trollerific headline!

The truth is considered trolling now. Got it.

SeamusFerrell: Can somebody please explain to me why he is considered a great president? Other than Bay of Pigs and getting shot, what did he do? I'm really not trolling.

potential, youth, ideas and the fact that he was killed.

No one puts the Fed in the corner!

Well, it gave us the short story "The Winterberry". So there's that.