Jack, 23, stars in TV show 'Adrenalin Junkie'.

He always struck me as more of a buffet junkie.

He added: "He told me he wants to bungee-jump off a helicopter, over an active volcano."

Well who the hell DOESN"T want to do that? The important part is, most of us won't do it.

Ashtrey: He added: "He told me he wants to bungee-jump off a helicopter, over an active volcano."

Well who the hell DOESN"T want to do that? The important part is, most of us won't do it.

I will if you pay me enough $

wrenchboy: Ashtrey: He added: "He told me he wants to bungee-jump off a helicopter, over an active volcano."

Well who the hell DOESN"T want to do that? The important part is, most of us won't do it.

I will if you pay me enough $

Hell yeah.

/But then, my profile pic was taken at my friendly local active volcano...

Article in a nutshell:

"Eh my son is a dangerous guy eh he's got his show going on that's like Jackass but ten years too late eh remember my show and my rock career eh now it's all gone because everybody is a fat cow eh okay YEAH!!"

wrenchboy: Ashtrey: He added: "He told me he wants to bungee-jump off a helicopter, over an active volcano."

Well who the hell DOESN"T want to do that? The important part is, most of us won't do it.

I will if you pay me enough $

Hell you probably wouldn't have to pay me, just pay for me to do it. Bear in mind that there aren't any volcanoes in Georgia, so there would be considerable travel expenses involved.

Guntram Shatterhand: Article in a nutshell:

"Eh my son is a dangerous guy eh he's got his show going on that's like Jackass but ten years too late eh remember my show and my rock career eh now it's all gone because everybody is a fat cow eh okay YEAH!!"

"What... what the fark do you call that farking thing? What sort of farking... A farking - a farking microphone? fark me! We had - we had microphones as big as your farking ankle. Wait. Sharon, get in here and look at this farking thing on the tele. What the fark is that thing? A - oh. Well that's farking it then."

When the guy who once snorted a line of ants is concerned about your behavior, it's time to get help.

And here we have the perfect personification of why kids need both unconditional love AND farking boundaries when they're growing up.

Boundaries, people. Draw them.

Goggles_Pisano: When the guy who once snorted a line of ants is concerned about your behavior, it's time to get help.

So, sort of like when Keith Richards commented that Amy Winehouse had a drug problem.

being addicted to booze, sex, and drugs is a LOT of fun.

most of the time anyway.

it has it's down moments.

being addicted to risking your life is insane.

and if anyone would know insanity it's Ozzy.

TheMadChaosopher: it has it's down moments.

it has it has down moments?

"My job is to point out what can happen. Jack goes bungee-jumping, sky-diving. I mean, even the guys who invented sky-diving all f***ing died - while sky-diving!"

You'd think the prince of darkness would get his facts right.
died in a construction accident while making a balloon in Paris. He was hit by a beam.

Quantum Apostrophe: TheMadChaosopher: it has it's down moments.

it has it has down moments?

occasionally the mornings can be a little rough.

once you get used to puking it's not so bad.

o and waking up next to fat chicks you don't recognize takes a little getting used to.

Volcano Bungee Jump

Looks like it costs about 10k.

Dr. Nick Riviera: Volcano Bungee Jump

Looks like it costs about 10k.

A little further investigation reveals there is a substantially cheaper version of the jump, but it is run by a psychotic mouse.

Wouldn't that mean you're normal?

For the life of me why is it that when I read that, I hear Ozzy's voice speaking the words of his comments in my head?

/try it

colatf: He always struck me as more of a buffet junkie.

You've not seen him lately, then?

MikoSquiz colatf: He always struck me as more of a buffet junkie.

You've not seen him lately, then?



I thought both Osbourne kids were destined to grow up fat, ugly, and weird because that is what they were all during their teen years, but they have proved me wrong by going against the norm for 20 something pop culture icons. They both actually seemed to pull it together instead of falling further into some abyss.

Here is his sister

Ozzy came off as the sane one in The Osbornes

well that's how it goes

Is is just me, or is the thought of Ozzy calling anyone crazy like Amy Winehouse saying Lindsey Lohan has a drinking problem?

If a dude that snorted live ants on at least one occasion thinks you're crazy, you might want to consider toning it down a notch or two.

Meanwhile, his sister has proved that she can be a lady, making it all the way to the finals on Dancing With The Stars.



Hot like the lights on the ballroom floor.

Erbo: Meanwhile, his sister has proved that she can be a lady, making it all the way to the finals on Dancing With The Stars.



Hot like the lights on the ballroom floor.

Apparently people that listen to Ozzy Osborne also watch Dancing with the Stars... and people that follow supermodels don't since Joanna Krupa got the ax instead of Kelly Osborne.



/link is so hot

Pumpernickel bread: MikoSquiz colatf: He always struck me as more of a buffet junkie.

You've not seen him lately, then?



I thought both Osbourne kids were destined to grow up fat, ugly, and weird because that is what they were all during their teen years, but they have proved me wrong by going against the norm for 20 something pop culture icons. They both actually seemed to pull it together instead of falling further into some abyss.

Here is his sister

Seriously?

Erbo: Meanwhile, his sister has proved that she can be a lady, making it all the way to the finals on Dancing With The Stars.



Hot like the lights on the ballroom floor.

I've been iffy on Kelly for years, but farking hell, I want that dress.

Quantum Apostrophe: TheMadChaosopher: it has it's down moments.

it has it has down moments?

"it puts the apostrophe in the bin, or it gets quoted again."

/sigh, sorry

Jack is a lunatic conspiracy theorist, which is way more dangerous than being into skydiving. Listen to his guest appearance on this podcast show for proof. (new window)

He added: "He told me he wants to bungee-jump off a helicopter, over an active volcano."

O.K. Ozzy, I'm convinced. You're right. Your son is farkin' crazy.

And if any farkin' one should know any farkin' thing about being farkin' crazy, it's motherfarkin' Ozzy Osbourne

He added: "He told me he wants to bungee-jump off a helicopter, over an active volcano."

My respect for Jack Osbourne just increased tenfold.

He added: "He told me he wants to bungee-jump off a helicopter, over an active volcano."

maybe he can get one of those super high bounce-backs?

KhamanV: I've been iffy on Kelly for years, but farking hell, I want that dress.

Heehee, me too

SHARRRRRRRONNNNNNNNNN!

"but ten years too late eh remember my show and my rock career eh now it's all gone because everybody is a fat cow eh okay YEAH!!"

Actually, he's on hiatus because he's wanting to find a new guitar player for his band. I have no doubt he'll find a large group of guitarists who wouldn't mind auditioning for his band.
However, no one knows or gives much of a shiat about you...except maybe your mum.

Kids grow up.
If he can survive his youthful corruption, then I think he'll grow up to be quite a businessman.
From what I've read he's inherited his mom's ability to promote.

Kelly's the one who's got the fame bug. She's going to have a hard time of it.

Kelly Osbourne has totally won me over. Watching her grow up on Dancing With The Stars, I am totally rooting for her.

Ozzy was quoted as saying:

"thafukn wankruf is fuknmf crazibas! I khan no fuknmf qifjn quidnk212+3q=7 Sharon!"

Dr. Nick Riviera: Volcano Bungee Jump

Looks like it costs about 10k.

From that link:

Could I die?
Yes. You could. You'll be signing a waiver, so we're cool.

At least they're upfront about it.