Yes, but did they superglue his penis to his stomach?

Awhuh?!
/craziest "got drunk at lunch" excuse evah.

Why doesn't this ever happen to me?

benlonghair: Why doesn't this ever happen to me?

I doubt they were hot. Most likely, several gallons of eye bleach were needed.

benlonghair: Why doesn't this ever happen to me?

You're not fortunate enough to live in Zimbabwe, with third-world conditions, rampant inflation and "roll a dice, if it's a 6, she has HIV" women?

"You better get a hard on or we're going to kill you!"

Wow...no pressure there!!

ok...better than the article is the comment below the article...

Woman is another Woman's enemy
written by Mweni Tafara, November 22, 2009
If you look into the real causes of such female behaviour you will notice a clear lack of a caring male companion.

Some men for some reason are not willing to marry or get committed but most women including prostitutes have always wanted a husband for a lifetime.

With the above scenario, men who can marry become outnumbered by women who require men. The solution has always been polygammy, but the problem is men generally have no problem with polygammy, the problem is the woman who has earned herself a caring husband, she doesnt want to share him with her companion starved fellow woman and the results are as given in the above article.

Dear Penthouse Forum...

The cheater is just lying to cover his ass.

I call that "Friday" ...

/nothin'

The single comment in the comments section is just full of win...

Scared stiff...

You see this story on that same paper: Link (new window)
Africa is one big open air mental asylum.

Is there supposed to be a crime in here somewhere?

I need to see a picture of the three before I comment.

Poor guy, given that in Africa the prevelance of HIV can range up to 38%of the population and this guy had sex with three women, he could be in for a nasty surprise after some tests.

They sound fat

this scenario, or ones very much like it, have been played out in pornographic movies for nigh on 30 years now. Is this a case of life imitating art?

Lesbians get crazy ideas when it comes to getting the man juice. Trust me on this.

/They lika teh joose!

yeah..........
that's the ticket.

Link (new window)

Coelacanth: You see this story on that same paper: Link (new window)

Africa is one big open air mental asylum.


"I want to make it very clear, without equivocation or ambiguity that I am really sorry, terribly sorry for all the evil things I did to all the people, living or dead, whose rights, innocence and peace I defiled through my satanic and evil powers.

"To the souls of the dead whose bodies I tampered with in the cemeteries I say rest in peace; I did everything under the evil spell my cruel grandfather cast on me as a young girl of five," she said as she laboured to breathe and contain her emotions.

Holy farking shiat.

Marla Singer's Laundry: Link (new window)

Looks like dude likes the cock. NTTAWWT

dbirchall: You're not fortunate enough to live in Zimbabwe, with third-world conditions, rampant inflation and "roll a dice, if it's not a 6, she has HIV" women?

FTF my misconceptions of Africa

benlonghair: Why doesn't this ever happen to me?

Because it doesn't ever happen!

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!

ftfa: 'Afterwards, ...the daring woman phoned the wife of the man's employer and told her that the victim was safe and they should not worry about his whereabouts...'


Nice how the kidnapper happened to have the phone # of the wife of the victim's boss on hand... how helpful!



/Zimbabwe - home of all sorts of truthies, including 'kinda-sounds-like-truth', and 'no-where-near-the-truth'.

Some dude has not thought this through. Yes getting kidnapped and forced to have sex would explain your having aids but it wont explain how the wife got it.

/ Not 1 out of 6 it is more like 1 out 4. (new window)

It's amazing what happens when you leave your parents' basement.

...police were hunting for the suspects.

I bet they're not the only ones.

nanim: ftfa: 'Afterwards, ...the daring woman phoned the wife of the man's employer and told her that the victim was safe and they should not worry about his whereabouts...'


Nice how the kidnapper happened to have the phone # of the wife of the victim's boss on hand... how helpful!



/Zimbabwe - home of all sorts of truthies, including 'kinda-sounds-like-truth', and 'no-where-near-the-truth'.

I don't know about you, but if I was kidnapping someone... I'd probably take their cell phone away from them.

I call bullsh*t on "sex-starved women". I think he had gay sex and is lying (horribly) to cover it up.

goothva
benlonghair: Why doesn't this ever happen to me?

I doubt they were hot. Most likely, several gallons of eye bleach were needed.

If they were that ugly no way he would have gotten 'in the mood' and they would have left him alone.

NO man can have intercourse without first getting 'in the mood'.

unicornrider: goothva
benlonghair: Why doesn't this ever happen to me?

I doubt they were hot. Most likely, several gallons of eye bleach were needed.

If they were that ugly no way he would have gotten 'in the mood' and they would have left him alone.

NO man can have intercourse without first getting 'in the mood'.

Maybe one of the women was hot and got him ready enough, or perhaps blindfolds were involved.

can't believe no references to castle anthrax

/yeah, i know it was a church
//guy's story is malarkey...just like leaving with 12 male friends and not coming home for 3 days because he was dead....

In other news, this company just found their next spokesman ...



/hot like an unexpected 4-way

Rape stories get Amusing tag now?

dbirchall: benlonghair: Why doesn't this ever happen to me?

You're not fortunate enough to live in Zimbabwe, with third-world conditions, rampant inflation and "roll a dice, if it's a 6, she has HIV" women?

When I first got to Vietnam, we were warned that 50% of the people had TB, and 50% had VD -

so only fark the ones that cough.

Better article in sidebar:

"My baby was a goblin" Witch's confession (pops)

glenlivid: I call bullsh*t on "sex-starved women". I think he had gay sex and is lying (horribly) to cover it up.

As my (lesbian) high school english teacher once said "A woman can't rape a man. When they get scared, they don't work".

I find the "Amusing" tag offensive.

Nobody would be joking if it was a woman that had been raped by a man. Plus, consider the likelihood that this occurred so that the rapist could transmit HIV to the man. I don't find much to be amused about.

I told you this would happen if the FDA approved those female sexual dysfunction drugs!

He shoulda gone with abducted by aliens. Much more credible.

lareinefiere: I find the "Amusing" tag offensive.

Nobody would be joking if it was a woman that had been raped by a man. Plus, consider the likelihood that this occurred so that the rapist could transmit HIV to the man. I don't find much to be amused about.

It was Africans, on the tragedy scale for that continent this is like a puppy sneezing.

lareinefiere: consider the likelihood that this occurred so that the rapist could transmit HIV to the man.

Consider the likelihood it occurred at all.

Wow, I need to change where I shop...

I have some issues believing the story. Were they holding a gun to him or something? Were the women "larger" and he was unable to defend himself? I'm not a big guy, but I feel that I could take on three average sized women if I felt my life was in danger.

In addition, it is possible for a woman to rape a man. I had a friend who woke up after a night of drinking to a larger girl riding him. Apparently she had used her mouth to get him hard and then put a condom on him...shudder.