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(ABC News) Followup Ft. Hood shooter paralyzed, incontinent, reports Journal of the World's Tiniest Violin   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 306
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borg [TotalFark] 2009-11-22 02:25:30 AM  
Ft Hood shooter alleged paralyzed, incontinent.

 
oldebayer [TotalFark] 2009-11-22 02:32:17 AM  
Please feel free to put me in the "I don't give a flying fark" column, and make your judgements based on that.

 
borg [TotalFark] 2009-11-22 02:36:46 AM  
borg: Ft Hood shooter alleged paralyzed, incontinent.

drinking and posting don't mix

 
bingethinker [TotalFark] 2009-11-22 02:42:59 AM  
Too bad he isn't paralyzed from the nose down.

 
Cog [TotalFark] 2009-11-22 02:43:03 AM  
Awwwww. fark that piece of shiat.

 
Fjornir [TotalFark] 2009-11-22 02:44:00 AM  
That'll help them make him hold still when he gets that needle poked into his arm.

 
davidphogan [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-22 03:06:41 AM  
Boo farking hoo.

 
GaryPDX 2009-11-22 03:30:37 AM  
When we execute him, the 72 virgins will fix him right up.

 
House of Tards [TotalFark] 2009-11-22 03:37:40 AM  
*Random tough sounding statement here*

 
halkun 2009-11-22 04:42:54 AM  
Fjornir: That'll help them make him hold still when he gets that needle poked into his arm.

I believe they hang 'em high in the Military.

Or firing squad.

 
Renowned transvestite sexologist [TotalFark] 2009-11-22 04:43:15 AM  
I guess he's not fit to stand trial.

 
log_jammin [TotalFark] 2009-11-22 04:43:54 AM  
Obama is paralyzed??? Wow! He REALLY is just like FDR!

 
Necrosis 2009-11-22 04:43:56 AM  
Fjornir: That'll help them make him hold still when he gets that needle poked into his arm.

Personally I'd rather die than spend the rest of my life in prison. I'm sure he'd have even more fun spending the rest of his life paralyzed to think about what he did... Keep him alive and let him enjoy the consequences of his actions instead of escaping them.

 
spencurai 2009-11-22 04:44:50 AM  
I just hope they don't clog the toilet when they flush that turd.

 
Britney Spear's Speculum [TotalFark] 2009-11-22 04:44:58 AM  
farm1.static.flickr.com

This was like reported on monday

 
JQPublic 2009-11-22 04:45:06 AM  
halkun: Fjornir: That'll help them make him hold still when he gets that needle poked into his arm.

I believe they hang 'em high in the Military.

Or firing squad.


Military now only uses lethal injection. Even though the military hasn't executed anyone since 1961.

 
retriever 2009-11-22 04:45:26 AM  
"Not a flight risk." More like a float risk now I would say. Best off changing his name to Bob or Art or Russell.

 
Sublime_Influence 2009-11-22 04:47:52 AM  
you know who else is responsible for killing lots of innocent people?

i776.photobucket.com

/so hot..baby...

 
Gato Negro [TotalFark] 2009-11-22 04:47:56 AM  
Prop his sorry ass up before a firing squad and get it over with - on live TV.

I'd pay to see that.

 
Darth_Lukecash [TotalFark] 2009-11-22 04:48:04 AM  
Britney Spear's Speculum: This was like reported on monday

It's not news.....its FARK.

Anyways...innocent until proven guilty and all that...

But really, if you don't want to get shot by a cop, don't be shooting a gun at people. You have a greater chance of not being shot and paralyzed.

 
Mr. Potatoass 2009-11-22 04:49:34 AM  
I wouldn't take that shiat. I'd be pissed.

 
retriever 2009-11-22 04:50:32 AM  
Necrosis: Fjornir: That'll help them make him hold still when he gets that needle poked into his arm.

Personally I'd rather die than spend the rest of my life in prison. I'm sure he'd have even more fun spending the rest of his life paralyzed to think about what he did... Keep him alive and let him enjoy the consequences of his actions instead of escaping them.


Sort of like a fight to the pain. Join the line right over there, right behind the guy who calls himself Prince Humperdinck.

 
Renowned transvestite sexologist [TotalFark] 2009-11-22 04:51:51 AM  
The defense team is going to put it's best foot forward in an attempt to show that he's incontinent to stand trial.

 
Begoggle 2009-11-22 04:54:07 AM  
ALLEGEDLY

 
Necrosis 2009-11-22 04:56:10 AM  
retriever: Necrosis: Fjornir: That'll help them make him hold still when he gets that needle poked into his arm.

Personally I'd rather die than spend the rest of my life in prison. I'm sure he'd have even more fun spending the rest of his life paralyzed to think about what he did... Keep him alive and let him enjoy the consequences of his actions instead of escaping them.

Sort of like a fight to the pain. Join the line right over there, right behind the guy who calls himself Prince Humperdinck.


I'm on the cover of this month's ITG magazine!

/doesn't support the death penalty
//does that make me more of less of an ITG?

 
Swampthing in Korea [TotalFark] 2009-11-22 04:57:00 AM  
As a felloe Muslim, I am sure Obama is praying for his recovery.

 
Mr Logo 2009-11-22 04:59:01 AM  
The whole alleged thing is only a legal issue.

In that part of reality that exists outside law, it is pretty farking obvious that Hassan did it.

 
Britney Spear's Speculum [TotalFark] 2009-11-22 05:00:53 AM  
Mr Logo: In that part of reality that exists outside law, it is pretty farking obvious that Hassan did it.

Will we ever see Ft. Hood truthers?

 
big pebble 2009-11-22 05:03:35 AM  
If he's found guilty, I hope the military adopts crucifixion. Just nail him up and let his feet swing in the wind. Hell, the government should broadcast it on one of the C-SPAN channels. What would people want to see more? Senate hearings or a guy being crucified? Think of the ratings.

 
Jensaarai 2009-11-22 05:05:33 AM  
GaryPDX: When we execute him, the 72 virgins will fix him right up.

In the history of poor bastards who snapped under great stress and committed horrible deeds, remember that this man stands above the rest in all measures of evil for committing the sin of being Muslim.

 
accelerus [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-22 05:05:47 AM  
outside of the loss he caused, the sad part is that our tax dollars are going to wipe his ass, feed him, keep him warm.

Lock him up in a box, use him for fuel, shoot him in the face and feed him to the dogs. Just stop wasting any more time/money on this piece of shiat.

 
Dubai Vol 2009-11-22 05:07:05 AM  
www.whokilledbambi.co.uk

 
Swampthing in Korea [TotalFark] 2009-11-22 05:07:09 AM  
Jensaarai: GaryPDX: When we execute him, the 72 virgins will fix him right up.

In the history of poor bastards who snapped under great stress and committed horrible deeds, remember that this man stands above the rest in all measures of evil for committing the sin of being Muslim.


Except that he was screaming Allaha Ackbar, was known to correspond with extremist muslims, and donated to several "Islamic" charities.

 
8bit4life [TotalFark] 2009-11-22 05:07:11 AM  
Swampthing in Korea: As a felloe Muslim, I am sure Obama is praying for his recovery.

msnowe.files.wordpress.com

I'll even let you pick your color.

 
Stealthdozer 2009-11-22 05:07:31 AM  
retriever: "Not a flight risk." More like a float risk now I would say. Best off changing his name to Bob or Art or Russell.

If he goes water skiing can we call him "Skip"?

 
Jensaarai 2009-11-22 05:08:06 AM  
accelerus: outside of the loss he caused, the sad part is that our tax dollars are going to wipe his ass, feed him, keep him warm.

Lock him up in a box, use him for fuel, shoot him in the face and feed him to the dogs. Just stop wasting any more time/money on this piece of shiat.


HELL YEAH! THAT will show everyone how we are better than those we hate.

 
GBallOSU 2009-11-22 05:08:20 AM  
GOOD.

/US Soldier

 
Mikeyworld 2009-11-22 05:08:42 AM  
Did they shoot his balls off? Please tell me they shot his balls off.

/Boom! Ball shot
//distesticled asshole
///nothing to play with
////BOOM! BALL SHOT!

 
Wii.Tard 2009-11-22 05:08:45 AM  
knowyourmeme.com

 
Swampthing in Korea [TotalFark] 2009-11-22 05:09:24 AM  
8bit4life: Swampthing in Korea: As a felloe Muslim, I am sure Obama is praying for his recovery.



I'll even let you pick your color.


Purple

 
8bit4life [TotalFark] 2009-11-22 05:11:06 AM  
Swampthing in Korea:

Purple


Good choice! Now, go put on some pants :)

 
Jensaarai 2009-11-22 05:11:26 AM  
Swampthing in Korea: Jensaarai: GaryPDX: When we execute him, the 72 virgins will fix him right up.

In the history of poor bastards who snapped under great stress and committed horrible deeds, remember that this man stands above the rest in all measures of evil for committing the sin of being Muslim.

Except that he was screaming Allaha Ackbar, was known to correspond with extremist muslims, and donated to several "Islamic" charities.


Indeed. Had he screamed "FOR JESUS" or "fark TAXES" while bombing an abortion clinic or federal building when he snapped, it'd all be alright. Poor misguided soul.

 
Befuddled 2009-11-22 05:12:16 AM  
IHMO, it would be a worse punishment for this shiatstain of a person to let him live in an empty cell for the next thirty-plus years rather than giving him a quick and painless death. Stick a tube in his mouth for feeding and a tube in his ass to shiat and let him sit alone in a chair staring at a monochrome brick wall until his heart stops beating.

 
Tsar_Bomba1 2009-11-22 05:12:22 AM  
I think executing him would be a huge mistake only due to the fact that's probably what he would want... 72 virgins and all. Make him suffer...

 
Swampthing in Korea [TotalFark] 2009-11-22 05:13:51 AM  
Jensaarai: Swampthing in Korea: Jensaarai: GaryPDX: When we execute him, the 72 virgins will fix him right up.

In the history of poor bastards who snapped under great stress and committed horrible deeds, remember that this man stands above the rest in all measures of evil for committing the sin of being Muslim.

Except that he was screaming Allaha Ackbar, was known to correspond with extremist muslims, and donated to several "Islamic" charities.

Indeed. Had he screamed "FOR JESUS" or "fark TAXES" while bombing an abortion clinic or federal building when he snapped, it'd all be alright. Poor misguided soul.


What the Fark are you talking about?

 
spill_thrill 2009-11-22 05:14:31 AM  
Well I hope they shot him the FACE!!!

 
Deuce11 2009-11-22 05:15:08 AM  
To those nurses caring for him, I hope your taking good care of him, keeping him nice and comfy, making sure he's happy and not distressed. Oh and by the way, he can't feel anything down below, so cut it off and shove it in his mouth and let him choke to death.

 
Xanlexian 2009-11-22 05:15:51 AM  
Put his execution live on Pay-Per-View for $49.95. Proceeds go directly to the victim's families.

 
8bit4life [TotalFark] 2009-11-22 05:17:34 AM  
Also, paralyzed or not, keep him locked up. Wheelchairs come loaded now, from what I understand.
athomeandbeyond.com


/believes in innocent until proven guilty
//also believes in swift justice for those who have proven themselves guilty.

 
Dubai Vol 2009-11-22 05:18:39 AM  
Stealthdozer: retriever: "Not a flight risk." More like a float risk now I would say. Best off changing his name to Bob or Art or Russell.

If he goes water skiing can we call him "Skip"?


If we put him in the mailbox we can call him "Bill."

 
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