Ew? Also, not that unknown of a fetish. Seen it on Law and Order: SVU.

Whats his Fark handle?

What a jerk, offing his mother like that...

What an autoerotic asphyxiatior may look like

RoxtarRyan: Whats his Fark handle?

Carradine Wannabe.

Did he finish?

Speedbts alt: Did he finish?

Well, he certainly finished off his mother...

RoxtarRyan: Whats his Fark handle?

Jack Mehoff

Why is being caught jacking off while choking yourself with a scarf so shameful that he has to hit her with a statue and smother her? I mean, really.

Mom catches you: minor humiliation for a while
Kill mom: you just farked up your life

Speedbts alt: Did he finish?


Jesus *Christ*, man! There's just some things you don't talk about in public!

What. The. fark.

Artificial: What. The. fark.

agreed

jessicat: Why is being caught jacking off while choking yourself with a scarf so shameful that he has to hit her with a statue and smother her? I mean, really.

Mom catches you: minor humiliation for a while
Kill mom: you just farked up your life

I have to assume that 22 year old men living at home and choking themselves while flogging the dolphin may have some underlying mental health issues.

Dad?

I can't get over the whole "mum" thing... it sounds so farking stupid. Why don't they say "mom"? I bet "mom" doesn't even sound bad to them, they just don't want to be the first person to make the switch...

What we need to notice here is that it was the shock displayed by the mother that caused the kid to snap, not the mere discovery of the act.
So the moral of the story for those of you who are or may someday be parents of teens, when you walk in on your son and he has his legs up over his head and a pair of your wife's pantyhose tied around his neck...blink twice, show no emotion, and slowly shut the door.

Man kills mum when she finds him masturbating

Croatian Times

A 22-year-old murdered his mum when she caught him in masturbating.

Dino Babic (22), smashed his mum Silvana over the head with a small statue and then suffocated her at their family home in Split, daily newspaper Vecernji List reported today (Mon).

So who did he murder? And how old was he?

reminds me of the harmony korrine movie ken park. they guy gets all worked up watching woman's tennis so he has to do that choke yourself why beating it. i think they show the ejack part, might be a stunt cock but probably not. he offs his grand parents for cheating at scrabble rather than catching him jerking it.

ignite ice: I can't get over the whole "mum" thing... it sounds so farking stupid. Why don't they say "mom"? I bet "mom" doesn't even sound bad to them, they just don't want to be the first person to make the switch...

It is because of their accent. So they spell the word the way it sounds. They say mom, it comes out sounding like mum.

With helpful picture of what a Croatia police car might look like.

Although come to think of it, I don't think any relevant picture is one I want to see.

*sprays Gorgor repellent*

No kangaroos?

gregoropolis: reminds me of the harmony korrine movie ken park. they guy gets all worked up watching woman's tennis so he has to do that choke yourself why beating it. i think they show the ejack part, might be a stunt cock but probably not. he offs his grand parents for cheating at scrabble rather than catching him jerking it.

Thanks for the spoiler alert asshole.

//keeding. Kinda wanted to see it, until I found out Hamrony Korine had something to do with it.

It's not like the guy had options.

Rhaab: What a jerk, offing his mother like that...

this

vsavatar: RoxtarRyan: Whats his Fark handle?

Carradine Wannabe.

this

Maggie_Luna: Speedbts alt: Did he finish?

Well, he certainly finished off his mother...

and this...

is why i come to fark :)

Must have the Devil inside for him to do that. But killing someone because you got caught wanking is in excess of what he should have done.

Still, he must be getting a Kick out of these replies.

GungFu: Must have the Devil inside for him to do that. But killing someone because you got caught wanking is in excess of what he should have done.

Still, he must be getting a Kick out of these replies.


That's all the ones I know.

//somewhat appropriate I might add.

"my mother caught me....with a Glamour magazine"

"She's in the hospital."

I like to jizz. But not in front of my mom.

When my mom caught me doing that same thing she bought me a nicer scarf. Pure silk and all. Yeah, she spoils me.

jessicat: Why is being caught jacking off while choking yourself with a scarf so shameful that he has to hit her with a statue and smother her? I mean, really.

Mom catches you: minor humiliation for a while
Kill mom: you just farked up your life



Well...different strokes for different folks, I say. Or maybe different chokes..

I hope he raped her corpse.
If you are going to do shiat like that, you might as well go all the way!

I don't know about the rest of you, but- over in one.

skinink: For Ray Aibelli, murder is the last option...

GungFu: Must have the Devil inside for him to do that. But killing someone because you got caught wanking is in excess of what he should have done.

Still, he must be getting a Kick out of these replies.



Approves.

/hotlinked

What a Croatian who masturbates while choking himself then murders his mom might look like.

Approves.

GungFu: Must have the Devil inside for him to do that. But killing someone because you got caught wanking is in excess of what he should have done.

Still, he must be getting a Kick out of these replies.

but was he Elegantly Wasted with Bitter Tears?

You're doing it wrong.

Never kill your mother. She's the only person you KNOW will come and pull for you at your murder trial, even if you did it.

Cold1s: Never kill your mother. She's the only person you KNOW will come and pull for you at your murder trial, even if you did it.

In this case, she'd have to be yanking for him, and I don't see that happening, even if she was still alive.

Moral: Lock your door, dummies.

To all mothers out there, please, before you barge in your little child's room, knock first and ask if it's ok to come in. You never know when your 12 year old kid is just discovering the wonders of alternative masturbation methods, the last thing they want to see is you!

friedlinx Quote 2009-11-22 12:59:30 AM
RoxtarRyan: Whats his Fark handle?

Jack Mehoff

With the unfortunate last name of Hoff, I managed to convince a teacher my friends called me Jack, took 'er two weeks and for me to transfer out for her to realize

THAT is when he snapped? I think he did already.

ignite ice: I can't get over the whole "mum" thing... it sounds so farking stupid. Why don't they say "mom"? I bet "mom" doesn't even sound bad to them, they just don't want to be the first person to make the switch...

English motherfarker. You're only borrowing it.

he must not have tied the scarf tight enough- much the same way baptists don't hole'em under long enough.

GreenSun: To all mothers out there, please, before you barge in your little child's room, knock first and ask if it's ok to come in. You never know when your 12 year old kid is just discovering the wonders of alternative masturbation methods, the last thing they want to see is you!

lol so true.

As a Croatian masturbator, I'm really getting a kick out these replies.

/Never got caught 'batin, but my Dad did walk in on me and my girlfriend (now wife)
//twice
///in two days.

Autoerotic asphyxiation is just too clumsy. If we're ever gonna market this, we need a snappier brand name. Something that wull look good on a logo...just spitballin' here...

Jerkchoker
Danglestrangler
Noose Juicer
Throttlewhacking
Strangubation
Smothergasm

where he is going, getting caught masturbating is considered foreplay.