She's Hot

I know girls in their 20's that would kill to be a 'little more curvy' as her.

That... I would hit.

RosevilleDan: wylfwt.com

/would hit that after Heidi

"Curvy" is an accurate description of Hedi Klum

It is not an accurate description of lots of delusional fat chicks.

She doesn't mind because.....she's filthy rich? Has a loving husband and family? Is still hot and making a ton of money? I can't guess--why IS she happy?

Curvy is good, assuming a good proportion of concave and convex curves. Unfortunately, most people who use curvy to describe themselves are much more convex than concave. :(

kmmontandon: "Curvy" is an accurate description of Hedi Klum

It is not an accurate description of lots of delusional fat chicks.

THIS

thought she had her tits done, not that there is anything wrong with that.

Some videos of Victoria's Secret Models (new window). They are all hot!

I would wreck that. Then I would flee the scene. Then the cops would chase me. And I would scream, "I wrecked that, and you're just hatin'!" at the cops when they chased me for wrecking that and fleeing the scene. And then I would go back and try to wreck that again. And it would be good.

/oh hell, I would never, ever flee that. Dayum.
//well, maybe if she promised to chase me
///I'll be in my bunk
////no time fapfapfap

RosevilleDan: Obligatory

If I wanted a woman who had the face of a 40 year old man I'd just date my uncle Schlomo.

I like how the newer models get reprimanded for being chunky on the runway (as in, "curvy"), but Heidi can go on within 6 weeks of giving birth, last-minute, and they just cover up her fat parts with feathers. She got it like that.

She's heavier and to be honest, it looks better. Its a good, reasonable weight.

Raddamant: I would wreck that. Then I would flee the scene. Then the cops would chase me. And I would scream, "I wrecked that, and you're just hatin'!" at the cops when they chased me for wrecking that and fleeing the scene. And then I would go back and try to wreck that again. And it would be good.

Holy rape fantasy, batman.

You know how I know subby's gay?

duckpoopy:
If I wanted a woman who had the face of a 40 year old man I'd just date my uncle Schlomo.

Now there's man who knows how to make you feel like a nephew.

She is quite attractive.

Eyebleach 2009-11-21 10:17:31 PM RosevilleDan: wylfwt.com /would hit that after Heidi
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Just as Heidi is not curvy, that hunk of fat is not curvy either.

One is skinny, one is fat. Neither is 'curvy'.

I would like to Klum all over her.

RosevilleDan: Obligatory

Sir, your post indicates that there is something wrong about wanting to make sweet, sweet love to a ten year boy. I kindly disagree with that statement and suggest that you don't knock it till you try it.

TFA and the thread only have one pic apiece? I'm disappointed.

Sad indeed. Anyone have the address of the nursing home she'll be staying at?

I. Must. Bathe. Her.

technically, fat rolls are curves.

jake3988 2009-11-22 12:16:09 AM
Eyebleach 2009-11-21 10:17:31 PM RosevilleDan: wylfwt.com /would hit that after Heidi
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Just as Heidi is not curvy, that hunk of fat is not curvy either.

One is skinny, one is fat. Neither is 'curvy'.

To jake3988: You are the stupidest man alive.

carnifex2005: kmmontandon: "Curvy" is an accurate description of Hedi Klum

It is not an accurate description of lots of delusional fat chicks.

THIS

Yup go to PoF and look how many girls put "Average or Thin" on their profile and in their pictures they look like they are 200+ lbs

jake3988:
Just as Heidi is not curvy, that hunk of fat is not curvy either.

One is skinny, one is fat. Neither is 'curvy'.

What jake3988 wants you to think: I sleep with a different lingerie model every night.

Translation: I have never kissed a girl or seen one naked outside of my porn collection.

lasercannon: RosevilleDan: Obligatory

Sir, your post indicates that there is something wrong about wanting to make sweet, sweet love to a ten year boy. I kindly disagree with that statement and suggest that you don't knock it till you try it.



/approves

Anybody here interested in a bit of Klum?

NSFW
NSFW
Probably NSFW

and...


"...and there was much rejoicing."

Thanks for the orgasms, Heidi.

What? No Heidi Klum as Jessica Rabbit? You guys are slipping.

Nice shoes. Wanna fark?
NSFW (new window)

Kirby Muxloe
Nice shoes. Wanna fark?
NSFW (new window)

Lucky pillow

I want to fark an old battle axe

/the end

For a runway model she's curvy I suppose. She still looks kind of flat-ish, but with my fark poster standards I would allow her to have sex with me.

charity: What? No Heidi Klum as Jessica Rabbit? You guys are slipping.

Mmmmmm.... Do Want.

IDAK: Some videos of Victoria's Secret Models (new window). They are all hot!

Yeah, I followed the link and perused the website. I realize we're probably dealing with a spammer here, but I don't care.

I like how this page (new window) on that website has, in the middle of pics of scantily clad ladies, an ad for Disneyland.

Boy, good thing she's so impulsive as to make a last minute decision to make a surprise appearance on the catwalk wearing that outfit that had been fitted especially for her.

I mean, what were the odds? She was probably just taking her kids for ice cream when they lit up the Klum Signal and she rushed right over to quell the fashion emergency.

Fluorescent Testicle: You know how I know subby's gay?

His dick tastes like shiat?

kmmontandon: "Curvy" is an accurate description of Hedi Klum

It is not an accurate description of lots of delusional fat chicks.

That's the problem with how women describe themselves in personal ads. I learned rather quickly that "curvy" means fat. Curvy should not mean fat, damn it. Curvy is hot. Fat is not hot. BBW is an oxymoron.

i would not kick her auf'd of bed.

/wifey watches her show. not me. ever.

What's depressing is the comment saying "wow, she looks that good 4 weeks after giving birth".

Look - models are paid to look that good. They don't have jobs working on call centres or fixing cars. Their job is to look good and not much else. If you didn't have to do your job, but could dedicate your time to looking good, you'd look good.

I'm just as skinny as these runway models, and definitely thinner than klum. that being said, she looks awesome.

sassafrassquatch: This is the ISO-5218 standard curvy woman.



Heidi is not curvy, she is a healthy looking skinny chick with big boobies.

/wouldn't kick Heidi out of bed for eating crackers
//would kick her out to make room for Salma
//needs a bigger bed

exactly this is curvy:



or this:



Heidi is merely "not anorexic"

She may be curvy, but remember that she might have blown a seal at one point.

No matter how hot she is, some guy got tired of her shiat.

jorie Spidery smoker's hands. amirite?

Raddamant: I would wreck that. Then I would flee the scene. Then the cops would chase me. And I would scream, "I wrecked that, and you're just hatin'!" at the cops when they chased me for wrecking that and fleeing the scene. And then I would go back and try to wreck that again. And it would be good.


I lol'd.