He could have been toast.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: He could have been toast.

Thank you, tip your Hostess

Jean Valjean, how far you've fallen.

Oh, what some people will do for a marble rye...

Barakku: Thank you, tip your Hostess

Hah!

*tries to think of a Zinger*

... got muffin.

From surveillance video of the theft

the bread thieves are identified here. so i looked around, and one of them appears to have a myspace page

i call him 'dough boy'

Megain: i call him 'dough boy'

That oughta get a rise out of him.

At yeast he can live to tell the tale.

Inspector Javert is on the case.

Was it a marble-rye?

What a bunch of crumbs. Probably beat the stuffing out of him. Nothing worse than jack-rolls. Hope they get jammed up and fried crispy.

Let them eat cake.

That's just how they roll.

They were just sowing their wild oats.

I don't think there is a grain of truth to this story.

So instead of stealing it from the store they took it from a customer walking home? I guess they were looking for a roamin' meal.

The good, the bad & the buttery.

It was the yeast the cops could do to arrest them.
Should've kiln 'em.

"Dear Prisoner #24601...."

/Les Miserables thread!!!!

I wonder if they'll eat the bread with cheese....

came here for the Les Miserables references, leaving satisfied.

Normally, I might see this as a sign that society is sinking to the lower depths, and that humanity has fallen so low that there's no hope left, but hey, he had two loaves.

I think this is what happened: their gang leader, back at the clubhouse, told them that in order to get more cocaine they would need more bread- and told them to go mug somebody to get it.

No matter how you slice it, he is indeed lucky to be alive.

Showed up for a Marble Rye reference, glad I wasn't disappointed.

Even though he was unable to fight them off he's still his mother's pride.

If it's too obscure for you...

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/Blimey!

Not at all impressed.

At yeast he wasn't killed.

"Teach me to fish or I'll shoot!" would've been a much more sustainable crime.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Barakku: Thank you, tip your Hostess

Hah!

*tries to think of a Zinger*

... got muffin.

HEY! I was gonna use that one. But I'm just a stupid liter who gets sour. d'oh.

Jovial blue genie sought by police for questioning.

What a pickle. Mustard been horrifying. He mayo been killed. Lucky they didn't jam him with that shovel, creaming his peanuts. Lettuce all learn a lesson from this. Butter be careful.

Was it white bread? Punpernickel?

Then again, it could all be a pack of ryes.
Fed up with puns? Knead a break?

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(NSFW - especially if you work at a bakery)

Just a slice of life ...

I'm sorry, this thread is already too silly. Far too silly.

Came for the Les Mis reference, leaving satisfied.



I want toast

Eighteen in the bag
And two on the slots
Marble rye toaster
Is callin' the shots

Wanted for questioning.

So much for loafing around.

Will get to the bottom of it.

/DNRTFA

It's the Rye or the Kaiser
It's thrill of one bite
Let me please be your catering advisor.
If you want substitutions,
I won't put up a fight
You can have your roast beef on the rye or the kaiser.

Surely such an offense will land them in PITA prison, where their buns will be kneaded lovingly.

kinshane: Will get to the bottom of it.

/DNRTFA

The bottom of the river maybe.



Spoiler alert.

Guess he'll need to ciabatta lawyer

snugglyhugs: Your crusty old half baked puns are the lowest form of humor, they are falling flat

Agreed, we don't knead this kind of humor.

cedarpark: It's the Rye or the Kaiser
It's thrill of one bite
Let me please be your catering advisor.
If you want substitutions,
I won't put up a fight
You can have your roast beef on the rye or the kaiser.

Way to rise to the occasion.

snugglyhugs: Vash's Apprentice: snugglyhugs: Your crusty old half baked puns are the lowest form of humor, they are falling flat

Agreed, we don't knead this kind of humor.

It's a crumby thread

it's time to leaven the playing field.

Gruppo Bimbo in El Paso, y'all. Mrs Bairds in Dallas. M'kay?
Capisce?

Wanted for questioning: