God, my mind is poisoned by pop culture; I saw Rutland, Vermont and immediately thought of Time Chasers. (new window)

Yikes!

This thread needs more pics.

Is it Teter Toffee?

Hannah Bannana might be a popular flavor but I want the deep, rich taste of Allison Stokkolate on my tongue.

ZAZ: Hannah Bannana might be a popular flavor but I want the deep, rich taste of Allison Stokkolate on my tongue.

Admittedly, she's smoking hot in that one picture, but in others she looks like your average, everyday track chick. Which is to say "very hot," but not like stand-out compared to the other girls out there.

Skail: ZAZ: Hannah Bannana might be a popular flavor but I want the deep, rich taste of Allison Stokkolate on my tongue.

Admittedly, she's smoking hot in that one picture, but in others she looks like your average, everyday track chick. Which is to say "very hot," but not like stand-out compared to the other girls out there.

I have no idea what you are talking about. I am smitten with the vaulting kitten.

Skail

I'm a guy. I'm easy.

Skail: ZAZ: Hannah Bannana might be a popular flavor but I want the deep, rich taste of Allison Stokkolate on my tongue.

Admittedly, she's smoking hot in that one picture, but in others she looks like your average, everyday track chick. Which is to say "very hot," but not like stand-out compared to the other girls out there.

I don't know what pictures you're looking at, but when I GIS the name, I see a page full of absolutely smoking hot photos (only three of which are the iconic shot I assume you're referring to).

sharp knees, meh.
how bout dirty elbows.

Harry_Seldon: Skail: ZAZ: Hannah Bannana might be a popular flavor but I want the deep, rich taste of Allison Stokkolate on my tongue.

Admittedly, she's smoking hot in that one picture, but in others she looks like your average, everyday track chick. Which is to say "very hot," but not like stand-out compared to the other girls out there.

I have no idea what you are talking about. I am smitten with the vaulting kitten.

what's up with them black elbows?

Sure she's cute, can she ride?

Victoria Jealouse (new window)

/her friend Kendra who rode here at my local hill several years ago is one of the most beautiful girls I've ever seen and a sick rider too
//partial to cute skier/boarder girls that rip as good or better than the boys

Bananana Eater?

quite a schnozz on her.

I'd backside-180 her half-pipe.

Apparently, a woman can achieve things as an athlete, in business, politics, science, any field at all. But the only thing that really matters is if she is hot.

Not necessarily complaining, just an observation.

No UFC thread, WTF?!!!!!!

/doesn't know where else to biatch.

She's hot? Really?

She's got nothing on Picabo...



simpsonfan: Apparently, a woman can achieve things as an athlete, in business, politics, science, any field at all. But the only thing that really matters is if she is hot.

Not necessarily complaining, just an observation.

My last name is Teter, so I automatically assume we're related.

Adolf Oliver Nipples: She's got nothing on Picabo...





Is there any fresh variation of "I'd like to let her play Picabo with my one eyed trouser trout" that I could come up with, or is what I posted good enough to get the point actoss?

She's not even close to the hottest snowboarder, plus she's a goddamn showoff, which cost her a gold medal.

They could have made Teter Tots: a potato cream ice cream with praline potato pieces and a brown gravy ribbon. Wouldn't have been worse than some thigns out of Japan.

wichitaleaf: sharp knees, meh.
how bout dirty elbows.

MonkeyButton: Harry_Seldon: Skail: ZAZ: Hannah Bannana might be a popular flavor but I want the deep, rich taste of Allison Stokkolate on my tongue.

Admittedly, she's smoking hot in that one picture, but in others she looks like your average, everyday track chick. Which is to say "very hot," but not like stand-out compared to the other girls out there.

I have no idea what you are talking about. I am smitten with the vaulting kitten.

what's up with them black elbows?

They're her nipples.

New Age Redneck: Sure she's cute, can she ride?

Victoria Jealouse (new window)
Does she get...I don't know..what's the word...does she get angry when her boyfriend talks to other girls? No..not angry...oh what's the word

/her friend Kendra who rode here at my local hill several years ago is one of the most beautiful girls I've ever seen and a sick rider too
//partial to cute skier/boarder girls that rip as good or better than the boys

Your Average Witty Fark User: She's not even close to the hottest snowboarder, plus she's a goddamn showoff, which cost her a gold medal.

different chick, brahLink (new window)

This thread needs more Teter ass.

I'd eat it.

/What? oh, for chrissakes, you're just pissed you didn't use that line first, crybabies

that girl will be responsible for the death of many many many kittens.

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/players/02/21/first.person0227/t1_teter.jpg

Harry_Seldon: I have no idea what you are talking about. I am smitten with the vaulting kitten.

That's sort of my point, though - yes, she's hot. I'm not contesting that. But, go to a track meet where top tier female athletes compete. They're all hot. Except the shotputters and discus throwers.

My point is just that the one iconic picture made her stand out from the rest, but she really shouldn't.

I like the fact that she's started a charity, but why do people automatically go abroad to spread their largesse?

Vermont's Northeast Kingdom is one of the most depressed areas of the country. I'm sure many of her fellow Vermonters could use some help.

OK, yeah, I would.

The problem with professional female snowboarders is they all have that weird tomboy vibe.

REO-Weedwagon: The problem with professional female snowboarders is they all have that weird tomboy vibe.

Why is that a problem, again? Do you really relish inane girly-chatter?

The only Ben and Jerry's flavor that matters:

Link (new window)

Adolf Oliver Nipples: She's got nothing on Picabo...

my favorite joke about picabo is that she donated enough money to a local hospital they named the intensive care unit after her...

picabo I.C.U.

If they released this a couple months earlier, they could have made the flavor Teter Teter Pumpkin Eater.

farbekrieg: Adolf Oliver Nipples: She's got nothing on Picabo...

my favorite joke about picabo is that she donated enough money to a local hospital they named the intensive care unit after her...

picabo I.C.U.




This post is bad and you should feel bad!

bambi121899: This post is bad and you should feel bad!

you're a crazy penniless lobster doctor. No combonation of you should be a comedian.

bambi121899: farbekrieg: Adolf Oliver Nipples: She's got nothing on Picabo...

my favorite joke about picabo is that she donated enough money to a local hospital they named the intensive care unit after her...

picabo I.C.U.

This post is bad and you should feel bad!

Come on, Letterman did that joke during the 90s.

relcec: quite a schnozz on her.

Means she's probably got a big schlong.

simpsonfan: Apparently, a woman can achieve things as an athlete, in business, politics, science, any field at all. But the only thing that really matters is if she is hot.

Not necessarily complaining, just an observation.


And by "matters", you mean, gets posted about on Fark? wtf?

Just because it is female and not too old doesn't automatically mean it is a "hottie." just saying

Disagrees.