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(Some Guy) Obvious Eliza Dushku wants to prove once again that she cannot act   (digitalspy.com) divider line 90
More: Obvious, Eliza Dushku, Dr. Horrible, Joss Whedon, Nathan Fillion, Neil Patrick Harris, Jed, dollhouse  
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Canadian Canuck [TotalFark] 2009-11-21 02:20:12 PM  
Who cares as long as Neil Patrick Harris, Felicia Day, and Nathan Fillion are all back.

 
dustman81 [TotalFark] 2009-11-21 03:02:37 PM  
Subby, I don't watch Eliza Dushku for her acting abilities.

www.redsarmy.com

 
RminusQ [TotalFark] 2009-11-21 03:06:15 PM  
Canadian Canuck: Who cares as long as Neil Patrick Harris, Felicia Day, and Nathan Fillion are all back.

Spoiler alert: I got bad news for you.

 
Skail [TotalFark] 2009-11-21 03:42:00 PM  
Don't worry about the haters, Eliza. I'll still be here to caress you.

/Call me?
//At least cancel the restraining order?

 
LosinMySenses [TotalFark] 2009-11-21 04:57:17 PM  
Hey cheer up Eliza! At least nobody is comparing you to Megan Fox, who we all know can't act to save her life.

 
Bufu [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-21 05:18:30 PM  
You Eliza haters are making me very stabby, and I've got pneumonia, so I may actually make good on it.

She's a fine actress, and Dollhouse, when it hit its stride, went from "could be pretty good" to mind-boggling great.

And I think her treatments of Faith, as resentful, badgirl but goodSlayer, to malevolent force of evil, to just a vengeful, angry, self-hating wretch aching to be cut loose of life, to her brilliantly realized rehabilitation is prima facie evidence of a real talent.

So STFU, BIATCHES, before I stab all of you.

 
Shostie [TotalFark] 2009-11-21 05:22:23 PM  
She lack of acting ability does nothing to assuage my urge to squeeze her boobs.

 
Starryeyes [TotalFark] 2009-11-21 05:26:22 PM  
She's from 'round here, and I think that's a win.

Also, she's kind of kick ass.

 
BackAssward [TotalFark] 2009-11-21 05:32:22 PM  
dustman81: Subby, I don't watch Eliza Dushku for her acting abilities.

So you are into the trailer trash type?

Bufu: So STFU, BIATCHES, before I stab all of you.


You're impotent rage makes me laugh heartily. Rage on Mr.s internet tough guy, rage on over some mediocre looking trailer park no-talent-biatch being criticized on the tubes. Rage on.

 
Canadian Canuck [TotalFark] 2009-11-21 05:40:01 PM  
RminusQ:

Spoiler alert: I got bad news for you.


I am well aware of the plot but there are always ways around this. Always.

 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark] 2009-11-21 05:43:09 PM  
Canadian Canuck: I am well aware of the plot but there are always ways around this. Always.

NOTHING IS FOREVER IN THE WHEDONVERSE

Except for TV deals, but let's just move on...

 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark] 2009-11-21 05:44:50 PM  
*err, INCLUDING TV deals.

I totally retconned that post.

 
BalugaJoe [TotalFark] 2009-11-21 05:45:34 PM  
I want to see the nipples.

 
Uchiha_Cycliste [TotalFark] 2009-11-21 05:46:43 PM  
I thought she was a great faith, also a great walking-talking-bad-girl-cliche.
..
hmm, they are the same thing aren't they.

 
Nogale 2009-11-21 05:50:42 PM  
I've never seen Dollhouse, but I thought she was very good as Faith.

 
The All-Powerful Atheismo 2009-11-21 05:53:34 PM  
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: *err, INCLUDING TV deals.

I totally retconned that post.


Hey TMLO have you seen the "AK 100" boxset from criterion

 
coco ebert [TotalFark] 2009-11-21 05:55:31 PM  
Stop the hatin'. I've heard she's good people, so back off.

 
cfish78 2009-11-21 05:58:53 PM  
she's supposedly quite smart. id watch her in anything that has at least partial nudity.

 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark] 2009-11-21 06:06:31 PM  
The All-Powerful Atheismo: Hey TMLO have you seen the "AK 100" boxset from criterion

Just checked it out now - that would be a tremendous purchase if I didn't have a boatload of those titles already.

...

Hell, that might STILL be something of a tremendous purchase.

Thanks for the head's up!

 
talkertopc 2009-11-21 06:07:05 PM  
RminusQ: Canadian Canuck: Who cares as long as Neil Patrick Harris, Felicia Day, and Nathan Fillion are all back.

Spoiler alert: I got bad news for you.


What do these three characters have in common: Buffy, Darla and Spike. (beside lusting for Angel)

 
strawberryfieldsforever 2009-11-21 06:09:51 PM  
img335.imageshack.us

i216.photobucket.com

www.inquisitr.com

eliza-dushku.org

eliza-dushku.org

/You're welcome.

 
fusillade762 2009-11-21 06:14:57 PM  
talkertopc: What do these three characters have in common: Buffy, Darla and Spike. (beside lusting for Angel)

Um... they were all on the same TV show?

When did Spike lust for Angel? I must have missed that episode.

 
Black Zombie Jesus 2009-11-21 06:16:11 PM  
she's hot in a "she's farkin' crazy' kinda way.

 
talkertopc 2009-11-21 06:22:38 PM  
fusillade762: talkertopc: What do these three characters have in common: Buffy, Darla and Spike. (beside lusting for Angel)

Um... they were all on the same TV show?

When did Spike lust for Angel? I must have missed that episode.


A. Same TV shows and...

B. Spike's lust was a joke, but the subtext of the the two tv shows does suggest it with the way he obsessed about Angel.

 
Vinz_Clortho [TotalFark] 2009-11-21 06:33:26 PM  
BackAssward: dustman81: Subby, I don't watch Eliza Dushku for her acting abilities.

So you are into the trailer trash type?

Bufu: So STFU, BIATCHES, before I stab all of you.


You're impotent rage makes me laugh heartily. Rage on Mr.s internet tough guy, rage on over some mediocre looking trailer park no-talent-biatch being criticized on the tubes. Rage on.


What trailer park do you live in?

 
The All-Powerful Atheismo 2009-11-21 06:48:13 PM  
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: The All-Powerful Atheismo: Hey TMLO have you seen the "AK 100" boxset from criterion

Just checked it out now - that would be a tremendous purchase if I didn't have a boatload of those titles already.

...

Hell, that might STILL be something of a tremendous purchase.

Thanks for the head's up!


I knew you'd seen most of them (my old id on here is holiday_inn_in_cambodia) and so have I, but not some of the early ones. I desperately want the 300 bucks to get it

 
OtherLittleGuy 2009-11-21 06:54:14 PM  
Cue the Miracle Laurie "Why You Not Love Me?" pic.

 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark] 2009-11-21 07:05:54 PM  
The All-Powerful Atheismo: (my old id on here is holiday_inn_in_cambodia)

Good to know - thanks for the clarification!


I knew you'd seen most of them and so have I, but not some of the early ones. I desperately want the 300 bucks to get it

Yeah, I still have to make tracks to the very early releases... and Dodes'ka-den.

And I love the monochromatic cover art for all the films.

It's a shame that Dersu Uzala hasn't been given the Criterion treatment. That would be a great inclusion for that box set.

 
Klingon Penis 2009-11-21 07:09:13 PM  
She can act; she doesn't have range.

But then, neither do Jack Nicholson or George Clooney or Clint Eastwood, etc., etc....so there's a double standard in play here.

She's hot; that's what's important.

 
No_One_Special 2009-11-21 07:17:12 PM  
Someone needs to get that girl a sandwich.

/the knees, they sharp

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2009-11-21 07:17:17 PM  
Wow, I didn't realize that she had D cups. I only really saw her in True Lies.

 
elvindeath 2009-11-21 07:17:46 PM  
Who cares if she can act ? She's fabulously hot. And a pretty cool chick too, at least from her interviews.

 
Bufu [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-21 07:18:35 PM  
BackAssward: You're impotent rage makes me laugh heartily.

Do you just take douche pills daily, or is it a chronic condition. The latter, I have to think.

Yes, my post had some vitriol, but it also contained a (very) brief recap of some of her acting that I have found impressive.

You, Douche, fail.

Also, "mediocre looking"? Oh, please...wait I saw your profile pic...now wonder she doesnt meet your squinty-eyed, unctuous, porcine standards.

 
bugmn99 2009-11-21 07:19:45 PM  
strawberryfieldsforever: /You're welcome.

I will support any action that puts those cans in front of my face.

 
Reverend Otis 2009-11-21 07:22:12 PM  
Bufu: BackAssward: You're impotent rage makes me laugh heartily.

Do you just take douche pills daily, or is it a chronic condition. The latter, I have to think.

Yes, my post had some vitriol, but it also contained a (very) brief recap of some of her acting that I have found impressive.

You, Douche, fail.

Also, "mediocre looking"? Oh, please...wait I saw your profile pic...now wonder she doesnt meet your squinty-eyed, unctuous, porcine standards.


My god, that dude is fugly.

 
The All-Powerful Atheismo 2009-11-21 07:35:27 PM  
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener:
It's a shame that Dersu Uzala hasn't been given the Criterion treatment. That would be a great inclusion for that box set.


It's due to the fact that it's a russian movie and not japanese. it was made during his suicidal "nobody wants me to make movies anymore" period. I have it on shiatty dvd and downloaded as well.

 
Bufu [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-21 07:37:59 PM  
Reverend Otis: My god, that dude is fugly

And he finds this lady "mediocre looking":

www.exposay.com

 
Bendal 2009-11-21 07:54:55 PM  
There is absolutely nothing wrong with that woman.

/other than she isn't sleeping in my bed

 
BasqueBastard 2009-11-21 07:59:59 PM  
Is it just me or does Peaches from Hungary (NSFW) look a lot like Eliza?

www.iafd.comi269.photobucket.comi269.photobucket.comi269.photobucket.comi269.photobucket.comi269.photobucket.comi269.photobucket.comi269.photobucket.com



/link hotter than Peaches herself!

 
Vinz_Clortho [TotalFark] 2009-11-21 08:22:29 PM  
Reverend Otis: Bufu: BackAssward: You're impotent rage makes me laugh heartily.

Do you just take douche pills daily, or is it a chronic condition. The latter, I have to think.

Yes, my post had some vitriol, but it also contained a (very) brief recap of some of her acting that I have found impressive.

You, Douche, fail.

Also, "mediocre looking"? Oh, please...wait I saw your profile pic...now wonder she doesnt meet your squinty-eyed, unctuous, porcine standards.

My god, that dude is fugly.


This...if going to talk down about someone's looks (especially hot chicks)...don't post a profile pic of that caliber.

 
laserhan 2009-11-21 08:28:31 PM  
BasqueBastard: Is it just me or does Peaches from Hungary (NSFW) look a lot like Eliza?

/link hotter than Peaches herself!


Its just you.

Well. I see no similarities other then the "both have tits" one.

 
Crudbucket 2009-11-21 08:28:59 PM  
BasqueBastard: Is it just me or does Peaches from Hungary (NSFW) look a lot like Eliza?

/link hotter than Peaches herself!


It's just you, but thanks for posting the pics anyway.

 
The All-Powerful Atheismo 2009-11-21 08:40:20 PM  
Crudbucket: BasqueBastard: Is it just me or does Peaches from Hungary (NSFW) look a lot like Eliza?

/link hotter than Peaches herself!

It's just you, but thanks for posting the pics anyway.


I'm not so sure. I'll need to see more evidence to decide either way. A lot more.

 
PC LOAD LETTER [TotalFark] 2009-11-21 08:44:20 PM  
BasqueBastard: Is it just me or does Peaches from Hungary (NSFW) look a lot like Eliza?

No, but feel free to fap to that fantasy anyway you want.

 
They_no_kill_BakBak 2009-11-21 08:45:20 PM  
She can actually sing, btw.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVL9MZQWg4M

 
ryarger 2009-11-21 08:45:50 PM  
talkertopc: RminusQ: Canadian Canuck: Who cares as long as Neil Patrick Harris, Felicia Day, and Nathan Fillion are all back.

Spoiler alert: I got bad news for you.

What do these three characters have in common: Buffy, Darla and Spike. (beside lusting for Angel)


Franken-Penny.

Book it, done.

 
terminalx 2009-11-21 08:52:40 PM  
I know everyone hates Eliza not sure why, her acting is fine for what she does

She was great in Tru Calling (another show fox killed before its time, damn you!)

It was just getting really good too when they killed it...

/sigh

 
The_Sponge [TotalFark] 2009-11-21 08:59:41 PM  
Who cares?

She was as hot as ever in "Bottle Shock".

/And it's great movie, too.
//Just wish she had more time on the screen.

 
Vinz_Clortho [TotalFark] 2009-11-21 09:09:08 PM  
terminalx: I know everyone hates Eliza not sure why, her acting is fine for what she does

She was great in Tru Calling (another show fox killed before its time, damn you!)

It was just getting really good too when they killed it...

/sigh


Acutally, I'm sensing a lot of love in here (except for one ugly Canadian.)

 
Puzzled Penguin 2009-11-21 09:51:13 PM  
Reverend Otis: My god, that dude is fugly.

www.dsala.org

Dad?.... YOU BROKED A PROMISE!!!!

/my apologizes to Blair Williamson for comparing him to that mouthbreather.
//Just the first person who came to mind when I saw BackAssward mug.

 
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