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(BBC) Cool Coolest nature photos that you will see all day. Bonus: No summoning [he who will not be named] but rather summon Doritos (9th photo)   (news.bbc.co.uk) divider line 33
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ZAZ [TotalFark] 2009-11-21 09:13:15 AM  

I like the frog. I like the fish.

This caption:

A male garden spider approaches a female in an attempt to mate with her. He was unsuccessful and she killed him shortly after.
reminds me of the last time I asked for a date.

Primates bore me.

Tree frog isn't as cool as the earlier frog.

I like the darner (dragonfly). I have never seen one molt.

Flower doesn't do anything for me.

Aphid eater is OK. I've seen more dramatic shots.

I like the doritos.

I like spiders. That is fortunate, because they like to lower themselves from the ceiling and dangle in front of my face while I'm using the computer.

Surely there were better crab spider shots. Examine roadside flowers in the summer and you'll find plenty. Look for large insects that would normally fly away from you but stay still. There is probably a spider on the other side sucking it dry. If there is no spider you may have found an ambush bug.

I'm indifferent to the hhino.

Moss is a cool shot but not award-inspiring to me.

 
TwistedIvory [TotalFark] 2009-11-21 09:14:32 AM  
I really love nature photos, but I really hate slideshows a lot.

*closes tab*

 
shivashakti [TotalFark] 2009-11-21 09:47:21 AM  
Voldemort?

 
SeamusFerrell 2009-11-21 12:21:43 PM  
Linux_Yes?

 
Alfonso the Great 2009-11-21 12:24:23 PM  
Bevets?

 
jack21221 2009-11-21 12:25:30 PM  
It's awe-inspiring to me to see the power of natural selection create such diversity through evolution!

/there, that should do it

 
skoobx 2009-11-21 12:29:58 PM  
Gorgor?!?!?

 
ramen_for_all [TotalFark] 2009-11-21 12:33:01 PM  
jack21221: It's awe-inspiring to me to see the power of natural selection create such diversity through evolution in only 6000 years!

/there, that should do it


FTFY. THAT should do it.

 
SeamusFerrell 2009-11-21 12:36:04 PM  
rugbyjock?

 
Clock Spider Jerusalem 2009-11-21 12:37:00 PM  
ZAZ: I like the frog. I like the fish.

This caption:A male garden spider approaches a female in an attempt to mate with her. He was unsuccessful and she killed him shortly after.reminds me of the last time I asked for a date.



I read the other day that scientists have theorized the female preying mantis doesn't bite the male's head off during sex because she's hungry or needs protein to produce the eggs but because the nervous system reaction causes his body to mate with her more vigourously.

For some reason I find that disturbing.

 
The Incredible Sexual Egg 2009-11-21 12:49:26 PM  
The Incredible Sexual Egg?

 
Ivo Shandor 2009-11-21 12:58:45 PM  
Mmmmm - Doritos.
img389.imageshack.us

 
GypsyJoker 2009-11-21 01:13:24 PM  
Hastur?

 
hudef 2009-11-21 01:16:20 PM  

Oh, so Darwin is no longer just the New Age Deity of Deserved Death. He is also the Deity of Marvelous Creation in Nature.

www.creationsafaris.com

All bow down.

 
Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude [TotalFark] 2009-11-21 01:31:28 PM  
Cool Original?

Bullshiat.

Our version is better:

s2.buzzfeed.com

 
UsikFark 2009-11-21 02:12:15 PM  
Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: Cool Original?

Bullshiat.

Our version is better:


Show us your drawer full of Kool-aide

 
CraicBaby [TotalFark] 2009-11-21 02:21:31 PM  
Dammit now I want Doritos.

 
the lord god 2009-11-21 02:35:27 PM  
ZAZ: Blah Blah Blah I am above everything. No wonder you can not get a date.

 
factoryconnection 2009-11-21 03:40:42 PM  
TwistedIvory: I really love nature photos, but I really hate slideshows a lot.

*closes tab*


Place your mouse over the picture, press the left or right arrow key and watch the picture load instantly, even on a slow POS computer like mine. No page reload, just a new image in the same window, like Facebook.

 
acronym 2009-11-21 03:46:23 PM  
img211.imageshack.us

 
Victoly 2009-11-21 03:58:41 PM  
Jelloboy?

 
Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude [TotalFark] 2009-11-21 04:12:15 PM  
UsikFark: Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: Cool Original?

Bullshiat.

Our version is better:

Show us your drawer full of Kool-aide


I'm going to start taking photos of all the stupidly rebranded American products.

 
GypsyJoker 2009-11-21 04:31:58 PM  
Victoly: Jelloboy?

Chief?

 
Mr. Fuzzypaws [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-21 06:10:23 PM  
Lucky Charms?

 
PlatinumDragon 2009-11-21 07:05:26 PM  
SLAYERSWINE?

 
GypsyJoker 2009-11-21 07:38:49 PM  
McCloud?

 
Doggiewoggie 2009-11-21 08:45:44 PM  
HA HA ! A CONTEST BY THE HORNIMAN MUSEUM !

 
simpsonfan 2009-11-21 11:26:32 PM  
Okay, let's get it over with:

Summoning GORGOR!!

 
runningscared 2009-11-22 12:27:39 AM  
Yes, subby is talking about Bevets. (new window)

 
real_kibo 2009-11-22 02:26:48 AM  
My ears were burning there for a second.

 
omeganuepsilon 2009-11-22 02:42:16 AM  
I wasn't sure if it was Bevets or Gorgor.

You never know when gorgor will grace us, and I've not seen Bevets in a while(then again I'm not always around here a lot).

 
sojourner 2009-11-22 08:59:34 AM  
Nutsack Squirrel?

 
kungfro 2009-11-24 12:21:24 PM  
My guess was Bevets too, but deep down I was hoping it was Hastur.

Whoops, that's twice. Better not say it again...

 
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