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(Ohio.com) Amusing If police are kind enough to place your bank robbery note in front of you, you might as well eat it. Claim is was bad poetry later (with dashcam munching video)   (ohio.com) divider line 36
More: Amusing, bank robbery, federal grand jury, poetry, Patrolman Daniel Biada, Ford Escort, teller, Gina, John H. Ford  
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ohm 2009-11-21 10:03:03 AM  
Mac?

 
MrSeabass 2009-11-21 10:03:08 AM  
"Claim it" Grammitter?

 
ilikeracecars 2009-11-21 10:04:13 AM  
Wow, pretty smart. For a bank robber.

 
Adingo8mybb 2009-11-21 10:05:08 AM  
English is not subby's first language?

 
Rataru101 2009-11-21 10:06:39 AM  
ilikeracecars: Wow, pretty smart. For a bank robber black man.

To soon?

 
FarkProudly 2009-11-21 10:23:01 AM  
This is so funny...love the look on his face when he "thought" he got away with eating the note...

\spoiler comment....

 
belowner 2009-11-21 10:24:14 AM  
That is...farking AWESOME!

I hope he doesn't get convicted just because that's pretty damn smart for a bank robber, and exceptionally stupid on the part of the cops.

 
vicejay [TotalFark] 2009-11-21 10:24:29 AM  
Rataru101: ilikeracecars: Wow, pretty smart. For a bank robber black man.

To soon?


Too soon for a post from an illiterate racist? Nah.

 
SomeCallMeTim 2009-11-21 10:27:10 AM  
Well played bank robber man, well played.

 
10up 2009-11-21 10:31:04 AM  
img1.tvloop.com

Approves


/hot like the above thread

 
Steed Lankershim 2009-11-21 10:39:18 AM  
Came for the Always Sunny reference...Thank you 10up.

 
Rataru101 2009-11-21 10:40:15 AM  
vicejay: Rataru101: ilikeracecars: Wow, pretty smart. For a bank robber black man.

To soon?

Too soon for a post from an illiterate racist? Nah.


Wha joo meen illerate? I speeks gud!

 
bio4ema 2009-11-21 10:40:28 AM  
om nom nom

i lol'd

 
MilitaryTigger 2009-11-21 10:41:15 AM  
Dayam smart... and yes, the look on his face was pure smirk. Eating that might very well reduce his sentence.

 
Guorilla 2009-11-21 10:54:11 AM  
I love how you see him looking, thinking, and then munching it down. Damn right he should have a smirk on his face, even if he was filmed, they can't prove what was on the note.

 
I'm an excellent driver 2009-11-21 10:55:49 AM  
Yes, but the criminal genius of eating the robbery note is countered a tad by having bundles of dye stained banknotes in your car.

Hungry hippo, yes, Criminal Mastermind, no.

 
Curious [TotalFark] 2009-11-21 11:20:00 AM  
I'm an excellent driver: Yes, but the criminal genius of eating the robbery note is countered a tad by having bundles of dye stained banknotes in your car.

Hungry hippo, yes, Criminal Mastermind, no.


true but funny to watch. especially the smirk.

 
Evilhippie 2009-11-21 11:22:51 AM  
hahaha om nom nom nom, that's the funniest video I've seen in a while!

 
Nem Wan 2009-11-21 11:28:30 AM  
I'm an excellent driver: Yes, but the criminal genius of eating the robbery note is countered a tad by having bundles of dye stained banknotes in your car.

Hungry hippo, yes, Criminal Mastermind, no.


To be fair, he wasn't given a chance to eat the money.

 
Goodfella 2009-11-21 11:30:30 AM  
Oh man, this is so funny.

I wonder how they figured it out. Do they usually go home and watch these? Or were they scratching their head, wondering where the note went and then decided to watch the tape.

Funny that the jakes didn't even notice.

But I like how he looked around for a second beforehand to see if anyone was looking, and the look of satisfaction on his face after he ate it. Like, "oh yeah, I'm slick. They'll never get a conviction now."

 
Whiskey Dickens 2009-11-21 11:34:13 AM  
My favourite parts of the article (aside from the video) is when the cops describe the perp as "Pacman", and when the reporter mixes up names and claims that the arresting officer was taken into custody.

/Many LULZ

 
WTFDYW [TotalFark] 2009-11-21 11:36:57 AM  
From the comments in TFA: good job police, funny note gobbling, but....

why in the heck do I not see cars moving past them?

They hopefully did not block off the highway because they pulled a single car over.

My wife is a doctor at the Cleveland clinic and she commutes along that road to work.

Would have been stupid to hold up (no pun intended) important people like that from getting to work over some toolbag that had just robbed a bank.

I dont see how blocking off that side of the highway would have helped anything.



Does this guy sound like douchbag or what?

 
weapon13 2009-11-21 11:53:17 AM  
Guorilla: I love how you see him looking, thinking, and then munching it down. Damn right he should have a smirk on his face, even if he was filmed, they can't prove what was on the note.

True. Maybe it wasn't the bank robbery note he gobbled up. Maybe it was his shopping list. He did look kinda stoned, maybe he thought it was a dorito? Nom nom nom! Funny as hell!

 
Kareeshus 2009-11-21 12:40:17 PM  
WTFDYW: Does this guy sound like douchbag or what?

Nope, but you do.

 
bin_smokin 2009-11-21 12:52:37 PM  
bahahahaha

 
DblDad [TotalFark] 2009-11-21 12:52:40 PM  
toothpastefordinner.com

 
WTFDYW [TotalFark] 2009-11-21 01:08:15 PM  
Kareeshus

Suck me

 
Oakland A's FTW! 2009-11-21 01:25:24 PM  
Kareeshus: You are a whiny beeyotch. STFU.

As for the guy eating the note? Wow. funniest thing I've seen in a long time. +1 for the find subby.

 
Dee Snarl 2009-11-21 02:48:23 PM  
Like the cat that ate the canary...

/never say your wife's an important person, even if she is. It's just bad form.

 
TheMega 2009-11-21 02:59:34 PM  
Got a great laugh.. could TELL that guy was thinking, "What stupid pigglets! with a little smile.

/he's still getting nailed tho

 
erewhon 2009-11-21 05:24:01 PM  
Had a friend that got out of a misdemeanor dope bust like that. The cops pulled him over and ransacked his car, finally found three or four seeds under the ashtray. Put them on the hood of the car in front of him where they had him cuffed and leaned over. "what do you think of THAT, hah?"

So he took a deep breath and blew.

 
Owm 2009-11-21 08:12:33 PM  
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Larger version (new window)

 
AliasUndercover 2009-11-21 08:57:36 PM  
His lawyer is so proud...

 
Madcat41 2009-11-22 12:44:18 AM  
i64.photobucket.com

 
Richard Saunders 2009-11-22 12:51:56 AM  
...erp

/s'cuse me

 
scalpod 2009-11-22 02:43:15 PM  
i296.photobucket.com

Right Bleeding Bastard: Right, where's this telly. Ah-hah! So you do have it! You little runt! The old trick, eh? Eat the telly before I get a chance to nick you!
Vyvyan Basterd: It's a toaster?

 
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